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There seems to be a lot of non famous Dutch people dying these days, something you're not telling us MH? ;)

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There seems to be a lot of non famous Dutch people dying these days, something you're not telling us MH? ;)

It's a shame that international news sources ignore these events. That two prominent PvdA (Dutch labour party) politicians die in as many days is purely coincidental.

 

Really.

 

regards,

Hein

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Senile 93 year old, goes for a drive. He hits a pedestrian and kills him.

The pedestrians body is lodged in the windscreen.

The senile old git carries on driving regardless.

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I found this particularly funny:

 

"He may have somewhere in his mind have realized it was a crash, but immediately forgot about it," Jockers said.

 

But the constant reminder of the crash, aka a corpse in the windshield, was not enough to stop him.

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Not famous at all, just rather funny in a very sick way.

 

Pastor electrocutes himself at baptism

Geez!

 

That is one hell of a message from God!

That link does not work, but here is the story

 

Waco - A pastor performing a baptism was electrocuted inside his church on Sunday morning after grabbing a microphone while partially submerged, a church employee said.

 

The Rev Kyle Lake, 33, was standing in water up to his shoulder in a baptismal at University Baptist Church when he was electrocuted, said Jamie Dudley, a church business administrator and wife of another pastor there.

 

Doctors in the congregation performed chest compressions, she said. Lake was taken by ambulance to Hillcrest Baptist Medical Centre, where nursing supervisor Pat Mahl said he was pronounced dead.

 

The woman Lake was baptising apparently had not stepped into the water, Ben Dudley said.

 

Pastors at University Baptist Church routinely use a microphone during baptisms, Dudley said.

 

"He was grabbing the microphone so everyone could hear," Dudley said. "It's the only way you can be loud enough."

 

About 800 people attended the morning service, which was larger than normal because it was homecoming weekend at nearby Baylor University, Dudley said.

 

"At first, there was definitely confusion just because everyone was trying to figure out what was going on," Ben Dudley said in a story in Monday's Waco Tribune-Herald. "Everyone just immediately started praying."

 

Lake, who had a wife and three children, had been at the church for nine years, the last seven as pastor, Dudley said.

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Rod Donald, Co-leader of the Green party in NZ is recycled

 

48, non-drinker, non-smoker, no coffee, exercise every day, organic food diet.

 

Which of these factors do you think got him?

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Rod Donald, Co-leader of the Green party in NZ is recycled

 

48, non-drinker, non-smoker, no coffee, exercise every day, organic food diet.

 

Which of these factors do you think got him?

His death has already been mentioned in the Near misses for 2005 thread.

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Rod Donald, Co-leader of the Green party in NZ is recycled

I wonder what's the best & greenest way to recycle a corpse.

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Hmm, Vegetarian Animal Rights Activist Au Gratin. :P

 

I had a similar suggestion when my Aunt Alice died. She was well marinated in sherry.

 

regards,

Hein

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Boxing or dominoes - which is the more dangerous sport? Read on ...

 

Former boxing champ shot dead in brawl

 

"Former world super bantamweight champion Agapito Sanchez died on Tuesday after being shot in a bar brawl in Santo Domingo ... Sanchez had been playing dominoes in the bar"

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Rod Donald, Co-leader of the Green party in NZ is recycled

 

48, non-drinker, non-smoker, no coffee, exercise every day, organic food diet.

 

Which of these factors do you think got him?

That's what they call one unlucky son of a bitch.

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