Predict Your Own Death.....

[drol 11,923]

Well, it may be two years or forty, but I guarantee you will know. Keep the suspence for now and don't worry if I stay away for long periods. If nothing has been written on here, I'll be back sooner or later.

[rockhopper penguin 2,265]

Well, it may be two years or forty, but I guarantee you will know. Keep the suspence for now and don't worry if I stay away for long periods. If nothing has been written on here, I'll be back sooner or later.

Lungo può essere così.

[Grim Up North 3,725]

Well I've just used that Death clock on the first page.

 

In Sadistic Mode I died in 2005

In Pessimistic Mode I will die on 5th January 2022 - it's a Wednesday. (less than 5 years away)

In Normal Mode I will die on 12th March 2042 - it's a Wednesday. (25 years away)

In Optimistic Mode I will die on 21st April 2067 - it's a Thursday and I will be 98. (50 years away)

 

I think maybe it's not very accurate ;-) but I'll be careful on Wednesdays from now on!

[drol 11,923]

 

Well, it may be two years or forty, but I guarantee you will know. Keep the suspence for now and don't worry if I stay away for long periods. If nothing has been written on here, I'll be back sooner or later.

Lungo può essere così.

 

Google translate is not so good, even these days. Thank you, anyway.

[The Great Cornholio 902]

According to Deathclock, my predicted death results are:

 

Normal mode: 23rd March 2073

Sadistic: 22nd March 2036

Pessimistic: 13th February 2053

Optimistic: 17th May 2090 (when I am nearing 91 years old)

 

[diego 1,980]

11/march/2060

[diego 1,980]

On 13/06/2015 at 17:35, Sir Creep said:

I know some are being silly here, but I'll speak more seriously.

I always suspected I'd die due to some digestive tract issue, for reasons no one needs bother with.

About 16 months ago my outside of my left leg went numb and I suspected a pinched nerve, but doc recently said no, it's a detached vein. I have a few recent vericous issues in that leg as well. Also, it all came to the light when I had very sharp and quick pains in the area of detachment. That said, I'm on my feet most the time (when not in a pub) and it's really not slowed me yet.

 

Anyway, I suspect I'll die of a circulatory problem and at some point I'll stroke out and follow up w a heart attack inside of two years, and all that before I'm 60. I'll be 52 this month.

 

Stop ye fahkin cheering!

SirC

Next month you will be 60 years old, I hope you live a long time.

[diego 1,980]

On 28/07/2015 at 19:33, Fergie86 said:

Como um alcoólatra confesso, bem recuperando na verdade provavelmente algum tipo de morte relacionada ao álcool para mim provavelmente Poisioning alcoólico, embora eu quase não beba agora (Teetotal na maioria das vezes). Eu estava em um ponto bebendo até 70 pints por semana ou bebendo até garrafas de 6 litros de sidra por sessão. Eu ainda acho que eu posso beber a esses níveis e um par de vezes por ano eu sou conhecido por ir em uma compulsão e beber até 6 litros garrafas de sidra durante um período de 3 ou 4 horas antes de desmaiar bêbado, já deve estar morto realmente a quantidade de vezes que eu desmaiei bêbado, Não pretendo beber por muito tempo, mas saiba que não estarei no vagão para sempre. Certamente um dia minha sorte vai acabar, mesmo que eu acho que eu sou indestrutível. Eu faço algum exercício de até 25k na bicicleta ergométrica em uma base semi regular, embora eu seja um par de pedra acima do peso e embora eu não comer muito, eu como porcaria e viciado em queijo e caffine, com histórico de acidente vascular cerebral e ataque cardíaco na família essas são uma possibilidade. Prevejo que vou morrer em algum momento nos próximos 10 anos, por volta de 2022.

And it's still alive, thank goodness