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Not my kind of fun, such gore.  :banghead:

Well, what do you Dutch do for painful fun?

What do you think those clogs are used for?

 

Oh, and we send failed politicians to Brussels.

 

regards,

Hein

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Thank you for your kind words Mr Notspud. I had thought (even if it wasn't me who was on the receiving end) that castration would be a touch severe. As has been mentioned, there are members (no pun intended) who are more deserving of such a fate than me. Especially since, as you say, my post was in the right place anyway - all that was lacking was the timing - about ten hours too late.

 

Hey ho, we live and learn.

 

Still intact! :banghead:

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What is it you people have about mutilating men's private parts?

It's fun. ;) (obviously not to the guy on the other end)

Not my kind of fun, such gore. :banghead:

 

regards,

Hein

I can see how anything which might make riding a bicycle uncomfortable mightn't go down very well in the Nertherlands.

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Not my kind of fun, such gore.  :banghead:

I can see how anything which might make riding a bicycle uncomfortable mightn't go down very well in the Nertherlands.

I am indeed a keen cyclist and I speak from experience when I say that bicycle accidents involving the naughty bits can be quite painful.

 

I've been told the same is true for people without balls.

 

regards,

Hein

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Two "UFO" actors....

 

 

Ed Bishop, who played a Hawaii CapCom space tracker in the 1967 James Bond film "You Only Live Twice" and Klaus Hergersheimer in 1973's "Diamonds Are Forever", died on the morning of Wednesday, June 8th, just three days shy of his 73rd birthday. He is believed to have contracted a fatal virus while undergoing hospital treatment, but the exact cause of death is currently under investigation

Played Ed Straker in UFO

 

Actor Michael Billington who played Anya's ill-fated lover Sergei Barsov at the start of "The Spy Who Loved Me" died on 6th June 2005 aged 63. He tested for the role of James Bond several times, and won his role in "Spy" because of his Bond-like credentials.

Played Paul Foster in UFO

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England's oldest living former international rugby star, Hal Sever, has died at age 95.

 

Hal Sever dies

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England's oldest living former international rugby star, Hal Sever, has died at age 95.

 

Hal Sever dies

Severely severed, I see. From life, that is.

 

Can I interpret this oversight as an indication that the Deathlist Central Committee members are not interested in Rugby? :(

 

regards,

Hein

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Can I interpret this oversight as an indication that the Deathlist Central Committee members are not interested in Rugby?  :(

What the hell is Rugby? ;)

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What the hell is Rugby? :(

No idea. It looks like the Deathlist CC doesn't know either.

 

regards,

Hein

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Can I interpret this oversight as an indication that the Deathlist Central Committee members are not interested in Rugby?  :(

What the hell is Rugby? ;)

My understanding is that rugby is a game played by men with odd shaped balls :pop:

 

Sometimes the old ones are just old....

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General Vasco Goncalves, former Prime Minister and military dictator of Portugal, has died at age 83.

 

General Vasco Goncalves dies

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General Vasco Goncalves, former Prime Minister and military dictator of Portugal, has died at age 83.

 

General Vasco Goncalves dies

Fascinating! I had no idea that Portugal has had such an interesting recent history.

 

Bloody awful women's football team though. Disgracefully bad!

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Bloody awful women's football team though. Disgracefully bad!

You watch that sport for the er... interesting matches?

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Well they aren't that pretty either, if that's what you are getting at. Nor is the German team for that matter though at least they have a goalkeeper who is more that 4 foot 6 high.

 

And no, they don't swap shirts after the game.

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And no, they don't swap shirts after the game.

I think the american team did that once. That and posed nude together.

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And no, they don't swap shirts after the game.

I think the american team did that once. That and posed nude together.

I was so hoping you would maintain the usual standard, and post a link to those photos :(

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The Aussie womens football team posed naked as well, they are called the Matildas in case you were wondering. Perhaps our Antipodean correspondant Honez would be kind enough to dig out a picture or several to share with us all?

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And no, they don't swap shirts after the game.

I think the american team did that once. That and posed nude together.

I was so hoping you would maintain the usual standard, and post a link to those photos :o

I can probably find it but is it appropriate?

 

Plus, I think the Swedish Women's Volleyball nude picture is much much better. :D

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The Aussie womens football team posed naked as well, they are called the Matildas in case you were wondering. Perhaps our Antipodean correspondant Honez would be kind enough to dig out a picture or several to share with us all?

More like Hildas than Matildas

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Oh brilliant!

 

12 women, one nipple.  :D

What would you prefer... One woman, twelve nipples?

HA! :o

 

It's a very nice picture actually, very artistic.

 

I need to go back to Australia, I was too young to notice women the last time I was there. :D

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