Near Misses for 2005

[Guest iain]

and the former President of India KR Narayanan ..the first 'untouchable' to hold the post ,has died at 85

[Guest iain]

The voice of the speaking clock from 1963 to 1985,pat Simons ,has died aged 85

 

Did he have his 'Third Stroke?'

Its a she!

[Guest iain]

Ted Wragg has died.

the education system has finally lost its Wragg ..it must be all those new Labour reforms...

[I see dead people 0]

The voice of the speaking clock from 1963 to 1985,pat Simons ,has died aged 85

 

Did he have his 'Third Stroke?'

 

Pat Simmons has clocked off for the last time.

[DevonDeathTrip 2,366]

I am rather shocked to read about the death of Ted Wragg - I saw him in Sainsburys in Exeter on Monday and he was looking fine. A sad loss.

[Anubis the Jackal 77]

I am rather shocked to read about the death of Ted Wragg - I saw him in Sainsburys in Exeter on Monday and he was looking fine. A sad loss.

Working on the Meat counter was he?

[Lady Die 63]

The BBC web site often invites comments when someone eminent dies. Some people write stuff like "thank you, Fred" as if the dead person can/will read it.

 

Do dead people have access to the internet???

[DevonDeathTrip 2,366]

I am rather shocked to read about the death of Ted Wragg -  I saw him in Sainsburys in Exeter on Monday and he was looking fine.  A sad loss.

Working on the Meat counter was he?

No - perusing the wines aisle if my memory serves correct.

[Lady Die 63]

I am rather shocked to read about the death of Ted Wragg -  I saw him in Sainsburys in Exeter on Monday and he was looking fine.  A sad loss.

Working on the Meat counter was he?

No - perusing the wines aisle if my memory serves correct.

Must have been poisoned by a corked bottle of Chardonnay

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[Lady Die 63]

The voice of the speaking clock from 1963 to 1985,pat Simons ,has died aged 85

 

Did he have his 'Third Stroke?'

Pat was a "she"! Have you never called the speaking clock?

[Magere Hein 1,400]

Do dead people have access to the internet???

There's no conclusive evidence to answer that question. If they do, however, their access is read-only.

 

regards,

Hein

[Josco 49]

Do dead people have access to the internet???

There's no conclusive evidence to answer that question. If they do, however, their access is read-only.

 

regards,

Hein

Ah, permissions and active directory settings. A black art indeed from the DAITS (Domain Admin In The Sky).

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[Guest iain]

The executive producer of the Halloween movies Moustapha Akkad has been killed in the Jordanian terrorist attacks it has been announced.He was 70.Details here

[Anubis the Jackal 77]

The voice of the speaking clock from 1963 to 1985,pat Simons ,has died aged 85

 

Did he have his 'Third Stroke?'

Pat was a "she"! Have you never called the speaking clock?

Ok, ok, I try to crack a gag and all I get is pedantic abuse...

Man, woman, what's the difference.

 

 

Yours, swinging both ways,

 

ATJ

[DevonDeathTrip 2,366]

I am rather shocked to read about the death of Ted Wragg - I saw him in Sainsburys in Exeter on Monday and he was looking fine. A sad loss.

According to the news he had a massive heart attack at the weekend - so I couldn't have seen him in Sainsburys on Monday. It must have been the Monday before.

[Lady Die 63]

I am rather shocked to read about the death of Ted Wragg -  I saw him in Sainsburys in Exeter on Monday and he was looking fine.  A sad loss.

According to the news he had a massive heart attack at the weekend - so I couldn't have seen him in Sainsburys on Monday. It must have been the Monday before.

Maybe you saw his ghost in Sainsburys

[I see dead people 0]

Lord Lichfield has moved on

[Anubis the Jackal 77]

I am rather shocked to read about the death of Ted Wragg -  I saw him in Sainsburys in Exeter on Monday and he was looking fine.  A sad loss.

According to the news he had a massive heart attack at the weekend - so I couldn't have seen him in Sainsburys on Monday. It must have been the Monday before.

You sound a bit like a doddery old woman DDT. Are you sure you're not going down with that thingy..you know... Rosa Parks...would you like a cup of tea dear?

[Magere Hein 1,400]

Aha, a real Marxist among us!

 

 

regards,

Hein

[DevonDeathTrip 2,366]

You sound a bit like a doddery old woman DDT. Are you sure you're not going down with that thingy..you know... Rosa Parks...would you like a cup of tea dear?

A doddery old woman!? How dare you sir! I'll have you know I'm a Vietnam Vetran. I was awarded the Purple Heart and the Silver Spleen.

[I see dead people 0]

Aha, a real Marxist among us!

 

 

regards,

Hein

Thanks Hein,

 

Maybe I am, either way I'd stay well clear of the Fidel Castro thread looks too militant for me.

 

Last raging argument I read was that all Cubans wear rags, nothing to do with us Marxist Brothers

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[Guest iain]

thats one guy whos death wont be mourned by many,although how th ehell he managed to stay on the run for nearly 3 years while so ill beats me.Lets hope Zarqawis next to go,preferably with a bullet between the eyes!