deathwatch 0 Posted December 5, 2005 Why is the a-z celeb list on didtheydie.com, listed alphabetically by first names and not their surnames? Very annoying. We're working on a switch for this, and will put it in as soon as we've dealt with all these bloody outraged (and "new-found") George Best "fans". You've gotta love 'em Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted December 6, 2005 George Best "fans". Excellent rants! As usual a bit deficient in the grammar/spelling department. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_fan 42 Posted December 6, 2005 George Best "fans". Excellent rants! As usual a bit deficient in the grammar/spelling department. I just spilt my coffee on my keyboard at work reading some of them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted December 6, 2005 George Best "fans". Excellent rants! As usual a bit deficient in the grammar/spelling department. I just spilt my coffee on my keyboard at work reading some of them. With or without sugar? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deathwatch 0 Posted December 29, 2005 Here are the results of my search for "The Queen Mother": Queen Mum I cannot be party to the harming of monkeys in the interest of having a working search facility. Oops, seems we overlooked that bug.... until now! Search against aliases now works (spelling corrections made automagically, courtesy of G$ (google) webservices) Queen Mum I wonder who a search for tosser will bring back ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,235 Posted December 29, 2005 Here are the results of my search for "The Queen Mother": Queen Mum I cannot be party to the harming of monkeys in the interest of having a working search facility. Oops, seems we overlooked that bug.... until now! Search against aliases now works (spelling corrections made automagically, courtesy of G$ (google) webservices) Queen Mum I wonder who a search for tosser will bring back ? Well actually if you look at the Queen Mother's death certificate, her cause of death it was not 'Natural Causes', but infact 'Extreme Old Age'. Also, shes not really dead. It was all a ploy to gain sympathy for the Queen on Her Golden Jubilee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deathwatch 0 Posted December 29, 2005 Well actually if you look at the Queen Mother's death certificate, her cause of death it was not 'Natural Causes', but infact 'Extreme Old Age'. Also, shes not really dead. It was all a ploy to gain sympathy for the Queen on Her Golden Jubilee. We'll take your word for it since you so clearly have royal connections, Windsor Consider it done: record updated (and new death cause created!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Hackenslash 25 Posted March 29, 2006 It's not all that bad - and the humour is somewhat quirky, if a trifle too predictable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,550 Posted March 29, 2006 I do like it that Lynne Perrie is ranked among the most hated alongside Idi Amin, Ted Bundy, Fred West.. etc and is even more hated than Adolf Hitler Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Hackenslash 25 Posted March 29, 2006 Very true - that made me chuckle, too. But she did do some dodgy things in her time - I seem to recall a scene (spoof, though) with adult actors Shagnasty and Mutley when she was at least 70. She ended up giving one of them a gobbling, I think. Can anyone else confirm that for me, or have I finally lost it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brinsworth House Baiter 12 Posted March 29, 2006 Very true - that made me chuckle, too. But she did do some dodgy things in her time - I seem to recall a scene (spoof, though) with adult actors Shagnasty and Mutley when she was at least 70. She ended up giving one of them a gobbling, I think. Can anyone else confirm that for me, or have I finally lost it? I remember her, unfortunately, simulating oral sex on a beefcake type on some late night freak show...possibly The Word.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Hackenslash 25 Posted March 29, 2006 I remember her, unfortunately, simulating oral sex on a beefcake type on some late night freak show...possibly The Word.... That brings back memories. A couple of years ago I was at a media do in Brick Lane - at the building Gordon Ramsay used for Hell's Kitchen. I'd already had a fair few when I arrived, and all the blokes were dressed up as angels - with boxer shorts, fairy wings and nothing else. I, along with my then boss, walked up to one of them and started talking about how I'd seen them on television but couldn't remember where. Then, before I could remember, said beefcake blurted out that he was a presenter on Gay TV. It took me a while to live that one down! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deathwatch 0 Posted October 27, 2006 DTD: Still going strong, ten billion chinese can't be wrong?! In case you're interested, the ten most popular (?) celebrities according to our server logs are, in descending order: 10: Myra Hindley Me-oh-Myra 9: Frank Zappa 8: Tori Spelling well her Dad's dead, not that it counts. Talentless bint. 7: Tommy Cooper 6: Ricky Martin - still Livin' 5: Ted Bundy 4: Joseph Stalin - lots of calls to our 'helpline' slagging us off about this one! 3: Britany Spears - of course, but interesting that we're higher in the Google listings than most of her sex sites! 2: George Bush and the winner is.... 1: Adolf Hilter Bubblin' under: Joan Rivers, Idi Amin, Peter Falconio Over 4000 people have called the Did They Die helpline, mostly from America, and they wait on hold listening to our cool tunes for an average of 8 mins, 22 seconds before giving up. We just introduced a forum. Sadly, no fukcer wants to know! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deathwatch 0 Posted November 2, 2006 Update: Some yanky bird (sounds like a South American, but I'm no expert) has left us a 4 minute long rant on our 'helpline' (0870 069 5851) after sitting though 45 mins of music to tell us off for slating.... Whoopi Goldberg! I ask you! We have .wav files of these bints, if we get enough we'll make a podcast! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 139 Posted November 3, 2006 Update: Some yanky bird (sounds like a South American, but I'm no expert) has left us a 4 minute long rant on our 'helpline' (0870 069 5851) after sitting though 45 mins of music to tell us off for slating.... Whoopi Goldberg! I ask you! We have .wav files of these bints, if we get enough we'll make a podcast! We are hardly likely to be daft enough to spend £10 a minute just to boost your coffers so we can hear it, this has a distinct odour of mercenary advertising about it, if you have the .wav files post them, if not stop hoping to make money out of us by getting us to phone so you have enough of the files to post it. It won't work, we are far too busy stalking Dickie O/supporting crap football teams/telling santa what we want for Xmas and arguing among ourselves . Naturally I have probably have grabbed the wrong end of the stick, it's something I tend to do, if so, apologies! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
