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Ahmhuvvinaweedrammaselnoo. A 10 year auld singulmaultIsleyJura...mmmmmmm smashin'

Drink and geography don't mix either, it would seem.

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Single malt Jura, my how the other half lives.

It was a chrimbo prezzie. Ah kinassureye, ahcouldnyaffordit.

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Give me a pint of Tennent's Velvet or a Buckfast any day.

 

When Fred West met St Peter and was told he would be going to Hell, he was offered a final request.

 

He replied "I could murder some Tennents..."

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Single malt Jura, my how the other half lives.

It was a chrimbo prezzie. Ah kinassureye, ahcouldnyaffordit.

Well I can afford it all right, I just resent handing over all that tax to Gordo.

 

Scottish whisky & NI whiskey should all be duty free,

 

purely in the interests of boosting this world renowned industry's sales and securing jobs. :lol:

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I'm chuffed to F**k now, cos I just got a Mr Benn video on Ebay for 1.99.

 

Smashing whisky, this.

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I'm chuffed to F**k now, cos I just got a Mr Benn video on Ebay for 1.99.

 

Smashing whisky, this.

We have a Mr. Benn video too, scsi bought it for his niece for a birthday pressie when she was about 6 (she's 21 now), he borrowed it a year or two later and 'forgot' to return it.........Oops!

 

New discussion: what was your favourite Mr. Benn character? Mine was the astronaut.

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Give me a pint of Tennent's Velvet or a Buckfast any day.

 

When Fred West met St Peter and was told he would be going to Hell, he was offered a final request.

 

He replied "I could murder some Tennents..."

:lol:

 

I love Tennents Velvet, but have yet to taste Buckie, does this make me abnormal as I am from the West of Scotland Dr.?

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Give me a pint of Tennent's Velvet or a Buckfast any day.

 

When Fred West met St Peter and was told he would be going to Hell, he was offered a final request.

 

He replied "I could  murder some Tennents..."

:lol:

 

I love Tennents Velvet, but have yet to taste Buckie, does this make me abnormal as I am from the West of Scotland Dr.?

Buckfast - it grew on me when I was in Dunoon.

 

Mainly because it was the only thing in stock.

 

As for the distillery at Oban - how can a place force you to drink single malt at 9.15am.

 

Not that I was moaning, mind.

 

But anyway, you really should try Buckfast - once you start, you won't stop!

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I'm chuffed to F**k now, cos I just got a Mr Benn video on Ebay for 1.99.

 

Smashing whisky, this.

We have a Mr. Benn video too, scsi bought it for his niece for a birthday pressie when she was about 6 (she's 21 now), he borrowed it a year or two later and 'forgot' to return it.........Oops!

 

New discussion: what was your favourite Mr. Benn character? Mine was the astronaut.

I'll get back to you on that after I've watched the vid. I canne really remember at the moment. There was a caveman wasn't there? And a deep sea diver.

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Give me a pint of Tennent's Velvet or a Buckfast any day.

 

When Fred West met St Peter and was told he would be going to Hell, he was offered a final request.

 

He replied "I could  murder some Tennents..."

:lol:

 

I love Tennents Velvet, but have yet to taste Buckie, does this make me abnormal as I am from the West of Scotland Dr.?

After your first half bottle, if you don't hear the voices, you could be classed as immune from the effects. :D

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Buckfast, good old Lurgan wine! I like a black bush myself !!!!!

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Buckfast, good old Lurgan wine! I like a black bush myself !!!!!

Unless it's on a blonde and you weren't expecting it..

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An aircraft blonde ?

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Give me a pint of Tennent's Velvet or a Buckfast any day.

 

When Fred West met St Peter and was told he would be going to Hell, he was offered a final request.

 

He replied "I could  murder some Tennents..."

:lol:

 

I love Tennents Velvet, but have yet to taste Buckie, does this make me abnormal as I am from the West of Scotland Dr.?

Buckfast - it grew on me when I was in Dunoon.

 

Mainly because it was the only thing in stock.

 

As for the distillery at Oban - how can a place force you to drink single malt at 9.15am.

 

Not that I was moaning, mind.

 

But anyway, you really should try Buckfast - once you start, you won't stop!

Hey Doc..whur did ye drink in Dunoon we use to play at the Okabank hotel regularly ????

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Buckfast< snip>!!!!!

Or a bottle of "Whituryelookinat"

yippers or as it's better known here... " a bottle of 60 days" as in...in the jail !!!!! :lol:

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Give me a pint of Tennent's Velvet or a Buckfast any day.

 

When Fred West met St Peter and was told he would be going to Hell, he was offered a final request.

 

He replied "I could  murder some Tennents..."

:D

 

I love Tennents Velvet, but have yet to taste Buckie, does this make me abnormal as I am from the West of Scotland Dr.?

After your first half bottle, if you don't hear the voices, you could be classed as immune from the effects. :D

:P

 

It was Eldorado (a kind of Sherry) that was drunk in Clydebank by the 'jakies' 'neds' etc when I was 18, I'd never heard of Buckie until I was about 26, don't think I'll try it any time soon, I can hear voices HCW without Buckie :lol: . We have a good friend who works in a well paying job, very respectable e.t.c. but his normal weekend carryout is some cans of Tennents and a bottle of EL D. , he says he loves the taste :lol:

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Hey Doc..whur did ye drink in Dunoon we use to play at the Okabank hotel regularly ????

Can't remember exactly, but it was near the car-ferry crossing.

 

Strange old place, dark and possible a brothel.

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Hey Doc..whur did ye drink in Dunoon we use to play at the Oakbank hotel regularly ????

Can't remember exactly, but it was near the car-ferry crossing.

 

Strange old place, dark and possible a brothel.

hehe yup it sounds like the same cathouse to me :lol:

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Hey Doc..whur did ye drink in Dunoon we use to play at the Okabank hotel regularly ????

Can't remember exactly, but it was near the car-ferry crossing.

 

Strange old place, dark and possible a brothel.

hehe yup it sounds like the same cathouse to me :lol:

There was a sign in the window, handpainted on chipboard, in the upstairs window offering women for sale.

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Strange old place, dark and possible a brothel.

Cannae abide broth, masel'.

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I'm chuffed to F**k now, cos I just got a Mr Benn video on Ebay for 1.99.

 

Smashing whisky, this.

We have a Mr. Benn video too, scsi bought it for his niece for a birthday pressie when she was about 6 (she's 21 now), he borrowed it a year or two later and 'forgot' to return it.........Oops!

 

New discussion: what was your favourite Mr. Benn character? Mine was the astronaut.

I'll get back to you on that after I've watched the vid. I canne really remember at the moment. There was a caveman wasn't there? And a deep sea diver.

Hey NP we also have Chigley, Trumpton, Camberwick Green, Clangers & the Herb Garden all we need now is Hectors House...tho I think Lady G maybe too young (wee git) to remember that... :lol:

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I'm chuffed to F**k now, cos I just got a Mr Benn video on Ebay for 1.99.

 

Smashing whisky, this.

We have a Mr. Benn video too, scsi bought it for his niece for a birthday pressie when she was about 6 (she's 21 now), he borrowed it a year or two later and 'forgot' to return it.........Oops!

 

New discussion: what was your favourite Mr. Benn character? Mine was the astronaut.

I'll get back to you on that after I've watched the vid. I canne really remember at the moment. There was a caveman wasn't there? And a deep sea diver.

Yes, there was a caveman & deep sea diver I found this list:

 

The Red Knight The Caveman

The Hunter The Wizard

The Diver The Cowboy

The Spaceman The Clown

The Cook The Zoo-Keeper

The Pirate The Balloonist

The Magic Carpet

 

Hope your video has them all, ours only has six. Check out the theories about what it all supposedly meant here.

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