The Hartlepool Deadlypool

[Rotten Ali 600]

63 Anticipated points for Bert.

35 points for Maryport in second.

Everyone else =3rd.

[time 8,586]

My 2nd pick Koto Okubo has died, was sort of relying on Kimura dying first so that she'd become the oldest living person but since she's gone first the obituary is in doubt (hopefully she'll get one for being the oldest living woman).

 

Fairly confident summat will come up in that regard. That's two of my Pussy Perishes Last theme team for DDP gone already.

We're a week and a half into the New Year .

 

Two of yout Pussy perishes last team have gone already.

 

You clearly need to rethink you team name.

[Tuber Mirum 125]

Incumbent or recent US president +3

Guilty (in Notapotato's opinion) of crimes against humanity +3

Both of the above +6

 

Just noticed that the above extract from the bonus system is a bit unclear, since multiplying by 3 twice would give six anyway and it isn't clear if the six bonus for both is meant as additional. Since a bonus multiplied by 36 could give an enormous score I suggest changing the "Both of the above" bonus to x8 and awarding it instead of the two above thus still leaving everyone who hasn't picked George H W Bush in with a chance.

 

Assuming Notapotato considers Bush to be a "recent" US president and to be guilty of crimes against humanity.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

Incumbent or recent US president +3

Guilty (in Notapotato's opinion) of crimes against humanity +3

Both of the above +6

 

Just noticed that the above extract from the bonus system is a bit unclear, since multiplying by 3 twice would give six anyway and it isn't clear if the six bonus for both is meant as additional. Since a bonus multiplied by 36 could give an enormous score I suggest changing the "Both of the above" bonus to x8 and awarding it instead of the two above thus still leaving everyone who hasn't picked George H W Bush in with a chance.

 

Assuming Notapotato considers Bush to be a "recent" US president and to be guilty of crimes against humanity.

I fully appreciate that you are well above average in intelligence ( and a very nice fella too) but I am now massively confused.

Will this actually affect any points that i havent got yet?

[Rotten Ali 600]

I take it that the bonus would be fully attributed to George W Bush, not his dad. The action against Iraq in the first Gulf war was to remove the invading troops from Kuwait. Not a hell bent over reaction (outside the auspices of the UN) second time around. So I feel George H W Bush would not be guilty on the "crimes against humanity" charge. Thatcher, on the other hand would pass on this test, since she was most evidently egging him on... Saying something like, "This is no time to go wobbly on me George".

[Rotten Ali 600]

Windy gets a unique hit with Jo Bryant. 40 basic points, 16 bonus points.

 

1st - 63 points for Bert.

2nd - 56 point for Windsor

3rd - 35 points for Maryport

Everyone else = 4th

 

[Windsor 2,233]

Are you sure she's dead? I've yet to find any real confirmation.

[Rotten Ali 600]

Not really, but I've already given you the points...

 

1. Just in case

2. Slow news day.

A. If you discount a helicopter hitting a skyscraper,

B. horse meat in beef burgers,

C. Obama looking to reduce lethal weapons and

D. Anti Cancer drugs now only cost £500 a year...

[Windsor 2,233]

Not really, but I've already given you the points...

 

1. Just in case

2. Slow news day.

A. If you discount a helicopter hitting a skyscraper,

B. horse meat in beef burgers,

C. Obama looking to reduce lethal weapons and

D. Anti Cancer drugs now only cost £500 a year...

 

I'll give you that...

[Rotten Ali 600]

Windy really does get a hit with John Nkomo and its a maximum basic 50 points so with us still waiting on news about Jo Bryant. It would be unfair not to credit the high points scrore.

 

1st - 63 points for Bert.

2nd - 50 point for Windsor

3rd - 45 points for STAB in-the DARK

4th - 35 points for Maryport

Everyone else = 5th

[Rotten Ali 600]

Windy really does get in a mess with the lack of news about Jo Bryant. Really does look like she has died without any any media coverage. Thus no points as yet can be awarded and the hit with Nkomo now only gains 45 points.

 

1st - 63 points for Bert.

=2nd - 45 point for Windsor

=2nd - 45 points for STAB in-the DARK

4th - 35 points for Maryport

Everyone else = 5th

[Windsor 2,233]

Whats rule 5?

[Rotten Ali 600]

5. Anyone selecting tender-aged sufferers of terminal diseases or anyone under sentence of death or highly likely to be sentenced to death at the start of the year will be summarily ridiculed and very likely penalised in an arbitrary and unpleasant way should their candidates actually die or be killed.

[Windsor 2,233]

5. Anyone selecting tender-aged sufferers of terminal diseases or anyone under sentence of death or highly likely to be sentenced to death at the start of the year will be summarily ridiculed and very likely penalised in an arbitrary and unpleasant way should their candidates actually die or be killed.

 

She was 29. I'm only 25.

 

In my view, that makes her ancient.

[Rotten Ali 600]

Who is going to remark that many on here judge Windy to be "tender"?

[Tuber Mirum 125]

I don't think Notapotato would consider 29 to be a tender age. 25 might be a different matter.

[Rotten Ali 600]

So then Windy you just have to wait on that obit...

[Windsor 2,233]

So then Windy you just have to wait on that obit...

 

I'm not holding my breath (unlike Jo) (BOOM!).

[Rotten Ali 600]

4 of us are "winners" today...

Eesti gets 30pts, Maryport 25. Me 15pts & DeathImpends just 5pts.

 

1st - 63 points - Bert T

=2nd - 60 points - Staby

=2nd - 60 points - Maryport

4th - 45 points - Windsor

5th - 30 points - Eesti

6th - 5 points - Death Impends

 

Everyone else = 7th.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

I think i now have some points as Patti Andrews has carked it.

[Rotten Ali 600]

3 "pats on the back" today for...

The Engineer a full 50pts, Time gets 25pts & LFN just 5pts.

 

1st - 63 points - Bert T

=2nd - 60 points - Staby

=2nd - 60 points - Maryport

4th - 50 points - the Engineer

5th - 45 points - Windsor

6th - 30 points - Eesti

7th - 25 points - Time

=8th - 5 points - Death Impends

=8th - 5 points - LFN

 

Everyone else = 10th.

[time 8,586]

Off and running!!!

 

(Well, off and staying in 7th place).

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

3 "pats on the back" today for...

The Engineer a full 50pts, Time gets 25pts & LFN just 5pts.

 

1st - 63 points - Bert T

=2nd - 60 points - Staby

=2nd - 60 points - Maryport

4th - 50 points - the Engineer

5th - 45 points - Windsor

6th - 30 points - Eesti

7th - 25 points - Time

=8th - 5 points - Death Impends

=8th - 5 points - LFN

 

Everyone else = 10th.

5 points?!?!?!

I demand a fuggin recount!!!!

[the_engineer 1,415]

3 "pats on the back" today for...

The Engineer a full 50pts, Time gets 25pts & LFN just 5pts.

 

1st - 63 points - Bert T

=2nd - 60 points - Staby

=2nd - 60 points - Maryport

4th - 50 points - the Engineer

5th - 45 points - Windsor

6th - 30 points - Eesti

7th - 25 points - Time

=8th - 5 points - Death Impends

=8th - 5 points - LFN

 

Everyone else = 10th.

 

Just hope I haven't peaked to soon

 

Glad to be up and running and having scored some points.

[Rotten Ali 600]

3 "pats on the back" today for...

The Engineer a full 50pts, Time gets 25pts and LFN just 5pts.

 

1st - 63 points - Bert T

=2nd - 60 points - Staby

=2nd - 60 points - Maryport

4th - 50 points - the Engineer

5th - 45 points - Windsor

6th - 30 points - Eesti

7th - 25 points - Time

=8th - 5 points - Death Impends

=8th - 5 points - LFN

 

Everyone else = 10th.

5 points?!?!?!

I demand a fuggin recount!!!!

 

Lets have a look...

 

Opens book...

 

Finds the page...

 

Looks at your entry...

 

Now you sent me twelve names then chose to leave out Rolf Harris and Billy Graham (5th and 6th names on your list...)

 

Lucky you sent me that email to confirm your list in time...

 

If you hadn't then Patty Andrews would have been a narrow miss!

 

Lucky to have those 5 points...