The Hartlepool Deadlypool

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

3 "pats on the back" today for...

The Engineer a full 50pts, Time gets 25pts and LFN just 5pts.

 

1st - 63 points - Bert T

=2nd - 60 points - Staby

=2nd - 60 points - Maryport

4th - 50 points - the Engineer

5th - 45 points - Windsor

6th - 30 points - Eesti

7th - 25 points - Time

=8th - 5 points - Death Impends

=8th - 5 points - LFN

 

Everyone else = 10th.

5 points?!?!?!

I demand a fuggin recount!!!!

 

Lets have a look...

 

Opens book...

 

Finds the page...

 

Looks at your entry...

 

Now you sent me twelve names then chose to leave out Rolf Harris and Billy Graham (5th and 6th names on your list...)

 

Lucky you sent me that email to confirm your list in time...

 

If you hadn't then Patty Andrews would have been a narrow miss!

 

Lucky to have those 5 points...

You are all heart, arent you!

[Rotten Ali 600]

Like a swinging brick...

[Rotten Ali 600]

Madame Defarge gets 10 basic points for Ed Koch plus the unique bonus points award.

 

 

1st - 63 points - Bert T

=2nd - 60 points - Staby

=2nd - 60 points - Maryport

4th - 50 points - the Engineer

5th - 45 points - Windsor

6th - 30 points - Eesti

7th - 25 points - Time

8th - 14 points - Madame Defarge

=9th - 5 points - Death Impends

=9th - 5 points - LFN

 

Everyone else = 11th.

[Rotten Ali 600]

CaptainChorizo took the Temptation to put Damon Harris in at number two. Thus gets 18 bonus points plus the dulcet tones of 45 basic points.

 

 

=1st - 63 points - Bert Trautmann

=1st - 63 points - CaptainChorizo

=3rd - 60 points - Staby

=3rd - 60 points - Maryport

5th - 50 points - the Engineer

6th - 45 points - Windsor

7th - 30 points - Eesti

8th - 25 points - Time

9th - 14 points - Madame Defarge

=10th - 5 points - Death Impends

=10th - 5 points - LFN

 

Everyone else = 12th.

[the_engineer 1,415]

Captain Chorizo took the Temptation to put Damon Harris in at number two. Thus gets 18 bonus points plus the dulcet tones of 45 basic points.

 

 

=1st - 63 points - Bert Trautmann

=1st - 63 points - Captain Chorizo

=3rd - 60 points - Staby

=3rd - 60 points - Maryport

5th - 50 points - the Engineer

6th - 45 points - Windsor

7th - 30 points - Eesti

8th - 25 points - Time

9th - 14 points - Madame Defarge

=10th - 5 points - Death Impends

=10th - 5 points - LFN

 

Everyone else = 12th.

 

And my long inevitable slide to last begins haha .

[Rotten Ali 600]

Don't be too hard on yourself. I can see you getting 3 more high scores yet.

[Rotten Ali 600]

Van Cliburn's fire has gone out and five of last years six top finishers now have an extra adVANtage.

Maryport takes the lead with an extra 25 points. Bert Trautmann gets just 10 more and slips to 2nd. Unknown Man, Estuarian Float and Godot are all off the mark, with a pair of 40's and a 15 respectfully.

 

1st - 85 points - Maryport

2nd - 73 points - Bert Trautmann

3rd - 63 points - CaptainChorizo

4th - 60 points - Staby

5th - 50 points - the Engineer

6th - 45 points - Windsor

=7th - 40 points - The Unknown Man

=7th - 40 points - Estuarian Float

9th - 30 points - Eesti

10th - 25 points - Time

11th - 15 points - Godot

12th - 14 points - Madame Defarge

=13th - 5 points - Death Impends

=13th - 5 points - LFN

 

Everyone else = 15th.

[maryportfuncity 10,639]

Anyone got owt for vertigo?

[Rotten Ali 600]

Anyone got owt for vertigo?

 

I believe Kim Novak has but she's retired and won't be putting out much in the future...

[Toast 16,129]

I can't even remember who I put in my team, but clearly they're all still alive and kicking.

 

I had that Van Cliburn in my Rotten Dead team though, so that's something.

[Rotten Ali 600]

Toast...

 

50 George H.W. Bush

45 Nelson Mandela

40 Henry Cecil

35 Cliff Michelmore

30 Princess Lilian of Sweden

25 Richard Adams

20 Marguerite Patten

15 Stanley Baxter

10 Doreen Keogh

05 Frank Thornton

 

Tis a fair team...

[Rotten Ali 600]

Bonnie Franklin is quite frankly is no longer feeling bonnie. However four teams are feeling bonnie on this news.

Bert Trautmann retakes the lead with an extra 30 points. Magere Hein gets perfectly off the mark. Unknown Man and Estuarian Float both score again with 45 and a 20 respectfully.

 

1st - 103 points - Bert Trautmann

=2nd - 85 points - The Unknown Man

=2nd - 85 points - Maryport

4th - 63 points - CaptainChorizo

=5th - 60 points - Estuarian Float

=5th - 60 points - Staby

=7th - 50 points - Magere Hein

=7th - 50 points - the Engineer

9th - 45 points - Windsor

10th - 30 points - Eesti

11th - 25 points - Time

12th - 15 points - Godot

13th - 14 points - Madame Defarge

=14th - 5 points - Death Impends

=14th - 5 points - LFN

 

Everyone else = 16th.

[Rotten Ali 600]

Hugo Chavez is quite frankly is no longer feeling...

As the day goes, nine (9) teams are feeling fat on this news.

Mr Potatoe's Heads gets perfectly off the mark. CaptainChorizo and Grobler's Stiff Ones both get 45 points. Death Impends and Eesti get 40 points, Estuarian Float and I score 35. Bert Trautmann takes another 25 points and Magere Hein also gets 25.

 

1st - 128 points - Bert Trautmann

2nd - 108 points - CaptainChorizo

=3rd - 95 points - Estuarian Float

=3rd - 95 points - Staby

=5th - 85 points - The Unknown Man

=5th - 85 points - Maryport(how's the vertigo?)funcity

7th - 75 points - Magere Hein

8th - 70 points - Eesti

=9th - 50 points - the Engineer

=9th - 50 points - Mr Potatoe's Heads

=11th - 45 points - Windsor

=11th - 45 points - Grobler's Stiff Ones

=11th - 45 points - Death Impends

14th - 25 points - Time

15th - 15 points - Godot

16th - 14 points - Madame Defarge

17th - 5 points - LFN

 

Everyone else =18th.

[maryportfuncity 10,639]

Vertigo is currently under control, thanks for asking!

[Rotten Ali 600]

Princess Lilian of Sweden has provided a raft of points for Toast. 30 basic points but an extra 12 unique bonus points puts her 14th.

 

1st - 128 points - Bert Trautmann

2nd - 108 points - CaptainChorizo

=3rd - 95 points - Estuarian Float

=3rd - 95 points - Staby

=5th - 85 points - The Unknown Man

=5th - 85 points - Maryport(how's the vertigo?)funcity

7th - 75 points - Magere Hein

8th - 70 points - Eesti

=9th - 50 points - the Engineer

=9th - 50 points - Mr Potatoe's Heads

=11th - 45 points - Windsor

=11th - 45 points - Grobler's Stiff Ones

=11th - 45 points - Death Impends

14th - 42 points - Toast

15th - 25 points - Time

16th - 15 points - Godot

17th - 14 points - Madame Defarge

18th - 5 points - LFN

 

Everyone else =19th.

 

[Toast 16,129]

about time too Go me!

 

I sort of feel a bit sad tbh, because Princess Lilian is one of the Greatest Love Stories , but it must be a happy release for the poor old dear and I hope she is reunited with her prince now.

 

[Rotten Ali 600]

Frank Thornton has provided a few more points for Toast. 10 basic points plus an extra 4 unique bonus points puts her 9th. However I'm thinking that the Are You Being Served may have done a show doing Morris dancing? Anyone got the same idea?

 

1st - 128 points - Bert Trautmann

2nd - 108 points - CaptainChorizo

=3rd - 95 points - Estuarian Float

=3rd - 95 points - Staby

=5th - 85 points - The Unknown Man

=5th - 85 points - Maryport(how's the vertigo?)funcity

7th - 75 points - Magere Hein

8th - 70 points - Eesti

9th - 56 points - Toast

=10th - 50 points - the Engineer

=10th - 50 points - Mr Potatoe's Heads

=12th - 45 points - Windsor

=12th - 45 points - Grobler's Stiff Ones

=12th - 45 points - Death Impends

15th - 25 points - Time

16th - 15 points - Godot

17th - 14 points - Madame Defarge

18th - 5 points - LFN

 

Everyone else =19th.

 

[Toast 16,129]

Frank Thornton has provided a few more points for Toast. 10 basic points plus an extra 4 unique bonus points puts her 9th. However I'm thinking that the Are You Being Served may have done a show doing Morris dancing? Anyone got the same idea?

 

That would have been nice, but you are probably thinking of the German dancing episode. Does that count as a German equivalent to Morris dancing, it does include silly clothes and slapping ....

 

[Rotten Ali 600]

No...

No...

No...

No...

No...

Yes!

 

Nice idea, but lets put those points in question, to our German band member...

 

NAP?

[Toast 16,129]

Also .... doesn't he qualify for the panto bonus?

 

http://www.bbcshop.com/comedy/dick-whittington/invt/9781408469606/

[Rotten Ali 600]

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0861530/news?year=2011

 

True, panto points for Frank.

 

Extra 4 points.

 

1st - 128 points - Bert Trautmann

2nd - 108 points - CaptainChorizo

=3rd - 95 points - Estuarian Float

=3rd - 95 points - Staby

=5th - 85 points - The Unknown Man

=5th - 85 points - Maryport(how's the vertigo?)funcity

7th - 75 points - Magere Hein

8th - 70 points - Eesti

9th - 60 points - Toast

=10th - 50 points - the Engineer

=10th - 50 points - Mr Potatoe's Heads

=12th - 45 points - Windsor

=12th - 45 points - Grobler's Stiff Ones

=12th - 45 points - Death Impends

15th - 25 points - Time

16th - 15 points - Godot

17th - 14 points - Madame Defarge

18th - 5 points - LFN

 

Everyone else =19th.

[Tuber Mirum 125]

No...

No...

No...

No...

No...

Yes!

 

Nice idea, but lets put those points in question, to our German band member...

 

NAP?

 

No, but look at this:

 

 

2:45. Doesn't that look like Morris Dancing to you?

[Rotten Ali 600]

True. Looks like another bonus for her.

 

Well done Toast.

 

I was just about to add the extra points but Morris Dancing is valued at 3 points, and bonus scores multiply so that's now a total of extra 24 bonus points...

 

1st - 128 points - Bert Trautmann

2nd - 108 points - CaptainChorizo

=3rd - 95 points - Estuarian Float

=3rd - 95 points - STAB in-the DARK

=5th - 85 points - The Unknown Man

=5th - 85 points - Maryportfuncity

7th - 76 points - Toast

8th - 75 points - Magere Hein

9th - 70 points - Eesti

=10th - 50 points - the Engineer

=10th - 50 points - Mr Potatoe's Heads

=12th - 45 points - Windsor

=12th - 45 points - Grobler's Stiff Ones

=12th - 45 points - Death Impends

15th - 25 points - Time

16th - 15 points - Godot

17th - 14 points - Madame Defarge

18th - 5 points - LFN

 

5 teams yet to score all =19th.

[Toast 16,129]

Fabulous, darlings

[maryportfuncity 10,639]

Fabulous, darlings

 

Indeed, BIG respect Toast, I never even consider the Morris dancing past of my picks since I reckon such a bonus very long odds.