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I like it in here!

 

Can I take everyone on, right here & right now, while they've all got hangovers & I'm feeling fresh as a daisy?

 

I wouldn't come in here at night though, cos I actually fight a bit like a daisy. :dead:

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Yes I think it has quite a cosy feel to it now but not for me because Mrs Godot is not amused by the time I spend on the deathlist, neither are the Godettes, even the Godog is rebelling, not to mention various people who are expecting various pieces of work. The wolves are at the door.

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Is this thread supposed to make sense?

 

Inquiring minds want to know...

It may be supposed to make sense, but I'm buggered if I can work it out. Put down that drink and move slowly away from the keyboard, all of you.

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Is this thread supposed to make sense?

 

Inquiring minds want to know...

It may be supposed to make sense, but I'm buggered if I can work it out. Put down that drink and move slowly away from the keyboard, all of you.

The answer is in the question.

If it takes a man a week to walk a fortnight, how long does it take an elephant to swim through a barrel of grapes?

 

Thu truth is out there! :lol:

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You can expect to be joining IYG! That's a threat.

Whats the weather like in Houston?

I don't live in Houston, A very warm climate there I suppose.

 

The weather in New York today was around 65!

Interesting way of describing the weather.

 

So, has it been the most 65ist day of the year???

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You can expect to be joining IYG! That's a threat.

Whats the weather like in Houston?

I don't live in Houston, A very warm climate there I suppose.

 

The weather in New York today was around 65!

Interesting way of describing the weather.

 

So, has it been the most 65ist day of the year???

I thought he meant that there was a large storm cloud outside the 65 floor of the Empire State Building. :lol:

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I wouldn't come in here at night though, cos I actually fight a bit like a daisy. :lol:

I'm the full - time bartender. I see it all. Especialy at night..

 

Although it may seem I have a drink or two on the job. :blink:

 

in eternum+ - Thank you!

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Yes I think it has quite a cosy feel to it now but not for me because Mrs Godot is not amused by the time I spend on the deathlist, neither are the Godettes, even the Godog is rebelling, not to mention various people who are expecting various pieces of work. The wolves are at the door.

The Godettes?

 

You have a backing band? :lol:

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Yes I think it has quite a cosy feel to it now but not for me because Mrs Godot is not amused by the time I spend on the deathlist, neither are the Godettes, even the Godog is rebelling, not to mention various people who are expecting various pieces of work. The wolves are at the door.

The Godettes?

 

You have a backing band? :lol:

They don't back me. Just kick me around. It's the kind of child abuse they don't put in the papers.

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Yes I think it has quite a cosy feel to it now but not for me because Mrs Godot is not amused by the time I spend on the deathlist, neither are the Godettes, even the Godog is rebelling, not to mention various people who are expecting various pieces of work. The wolves are at the door.

The Godettes?

 

You have a backing band? :lol:

It may be a Willy Wonka type situation. Godot as Willy and the Godettes

as the Oompa-Loompas.

 

Of course Willy had control over his Oompa-Loompas. :blink:

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Willy Wonka - that reminds me.

 

What about Rusty Goffe? He was the chief oompah loompah in the original film

 

Goffe_Rusty.jpg

 

He's 58 this year.

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Willy Wonka - that reminds me.

 

What about Rusty Goffe? He was the chief oompah loompah in the original film

 

Goffe_Rusty.jpg

 

He's 58 this year.

I was actually looking not to long ago to see if Ronald Dahl was still alive

which he wasn't, he perished in 1990. But I found his film "Lamb To The Slaughter"

amusing. :lol:

 

Familiar is his face, but with the evidence that munchkins can live long

"Meinhardt Rabbe" he may have several years left to live.

 

And I was also suprised Rabbe didn't qualify this year.

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I thought this was the place to come for a fight? :blink:

 

Any Munchkins or oompa loompah midgets in here who wanna go outside or am I too early? :lol:

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Yes it was lecturing and you're quite right, there was no need for it. No harm either in having a few drinks and, now that the thread is quite explicit, all those who enter can see what they're in for. Sorry for going on so. It was that or walk the dog and the deathlist won again.

The poor dog.

 

Guess he doesn't get out much.

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Congrats Banshees, it's now officially time to get a life  :lol:

You first,

Congrats/commiserations Banshees,

 

A DeathList "Lifer".

 

Abandon all hope. It saves time in the long run.

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Congrats Banshees, it's now officially time to get a life :huh:

You first,

Congrats/commiserations Banshees,

 

A DeathList "Lifer".

 

Abandon all hope. It saves time in the long run.

Thank you Tempus, I shall abandon hope for most things, Besides success

and the certain things that mean most to me in my life.

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I am an unemployed alcoholic with too much time on my hands. Having failed in life at almost everything I am now reduced to participating in this forum.

I hope death comes soon and is pain free!

:huh:

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I am an unemployed alcoholic with too much time on my hands. Having failed in life at almost everything I am now reduced to participating in this forum.

I hope death comes soon and is pain free!

:huh:

We can only hope that your pestering stops when you become homeless and have no access to a computer. :P

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:P Talk about kick a guy when he's down... :huh:

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:P Talk about kick a guy when he's down... :huh:

Well, the only way this can be prevented is if you put down the bottle, wise up, and get a job.

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:P Talk about kick a guy when he's down... :huh:

Well, the only way this can be prevented is if you put down the bottle, wise up, and get a job.

Indeed.

 

You moan about the TV license, what about the outrageous amount of tax working people have to pay to keep the unemployed watching daytime TV.

 

The Government should change the system so people can only claim unemployment benefit for five years in total, and three years in a row.

 

That'll put Trisha and Jeremy Kyle out of business.

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:P Go on the Gizzajob?

 

I blame my depression & failure on watching telivision like "Horizon" and "Cosmos" and "The World At War" reading books like "Blowback" and "Rogue State" which only show you how insignificant your life is and what a filthy dark world we live in anyway.

 

Perhaps I will just drink myself to death. Should we start a Himler thread?

:huh:

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Forgot to mention farenheight 911!

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