When Your Lovers Gone

[Banshees Scream 110]

What will you do when your lovers gone? Or will you be dead first?

[Lady Die 63]

I guess I'll have to look around for a new one. Preferably very rich and very old

[TLC 9]

I reckon there's every chance me and my lover will go at exactly the same time, barring any Bobbitt type incidents between then & now that is.

[Windsor 2,235]

Judging by my status, I'm not sure that I will die before or after my other half...

[Lady Die 63]

Judging by my status, I'm not sure that I will die before or after my other half...

Maybe you should get yourself a boyfriend instead?

[Six 23]

I guess I'll have to look around for a new one. Preferably very rich and very old

 

Snap, Lady Die.

 

Very rich, very old... and possibly quite ill too, just to be sure.

[BrunoBrimley 86]

What will you do when your lovers gone? Or will you be dead first?

should that be lover's or lovers are? This is kwite confusing Jasper*. Are you saying you have many lovers who will precede you in death or just one who will go first and check out the digs on the other side?

 

Figuring you mean just one lover, I would say that I would afterwards try to play on the sympathy of the funeral parlor director or some other wise old man in the after life industry. With any luck, the springs of my bed wouldn't miss a moments use. Over the years I have met up with a number of Funeral Men (owners/directors of funeral homes) and they always give me a warm fuzzy feeling. (Especially Rocco )

 

Fax being fax...er make that fACTS being fACTS, there really is no way to rightly tell what will happen when the loved one makes the departure for green pastures. You'll just know at the time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Pleaase note that in an earlier post, Barnshoes said he would mull over the name Jasper.

[Josco 49]

I guess I'll have to look around for a new one. Preferably very rich and very old

 

Snap, Lady Die.

 

Very rich, very old... and possibly quite ill too, just to be sure.

 

I'm very old, and feeling a little off colour, will two out of three be OK?

[Bald rick 9]

I guess I'll have to look around for a new one. Preferably very rich and very old

 

Snap, Lady Die.

 

Very rich, very old... and possibly quite ill too, just to be sure.

 

I'm very old, and feeling a little off colour, will two out of three be OK?

I suspect that two out of three would be OK, just not those two.

[Lady Die 63]

I guess I'll have to look around for a new one. Preferably very rich and very old

 

Snap, Lady Die.

 

Very rich, very old... and possibly quite ill too, just to be sure.

 

I'm very old, and feeling a little off colour, will two out of three be OK?

I suspect that two out of three would be OK, just not those two.

You'd be right. Richness is essential.

[Banshees Scream 110]

What will you do when your lovers gone? Or will you be dead first?

should that be lover's or lovers are? This is kwite confusing Jasper*. Are you saying you have many lovers who will precede you in death or just one who will go first and check out the digs on the other side?

 

 

Lovers, Lover's, luva's, luvas, loooooovers. They all sound like they come from the same faimly to me.

 

And to comment - Lady Die wants an old rich dieing man, perhaps a David Rockefellar would be of her taste? But what am I thinking, he is 90 years old now. Although if she found a way to meet him, and his wife was dead 'and if' he had interest in Lady Die, which I think she is a attractive woman, any woman who desires riches like that must be, then she might have her wish. That wish would come even sooner if she commited murder.

 

Surely he would make an old ladys pocket book heavy.

[Windsor 2,235]

Judging by my status, I'm not sure that I will die before or after my other half...

Maybe you should get yourself a boyfriend instead?

 

Hmm, well they are probably cheaper to keep happy than you women...

 

[Gunjaman5000 32]

Single men fear not! If your lover dies first, there's still hope.

[Windsor 2,235]

If your lover dies before you, just do as my Great Great Great Grandfather did - start shagging the housekeeper.

(If you happen to have one).

[Banshees Scream 110]

If your lover dies before you, just do as my Great Great Great Grandfather did - start shagging the housekeeper.

(If you happen to have one).

 

What style' What class' What great taste!

[Boudicca 702]

What will you do when your lovers gone?

 

Change the bedclothes as he's jumping out of the window

 

This bloke is old, rich, and newly single LD / Six:

 

[Banshees Scream 110]

Boudicca explain to me, and i'm dead serious, what is your signiture about? I want a detailed story, from what I have read, you know Cerf Bennet personally. So that would mean you know Bruno Brimley?

[Lady Die 63]

What will you do when your lovers gone?

 

Change the bedclothes as he's jumping out of the window

 

This bloke is old, rich, and newly single LD / Six:

 

He looks pretty healthy though.

 

And he may be a bit less rich once the money-grabbing witch has finished with him.

[Josco 49]

What will you do when your lovers gone?

 

Change the bedclothes as he's jumping out of the window

 

This bloke is old, rich, and newly single LD / Six:

 

He looks pretty healthy though.

 

And he may be a bit less rich once the money-grabbing witch has finished with him.

He'll still be bloody rich though, I suspect considerably richer than you (or I). I'd recommend breaking his guitar first though.

 

What about this chap?

 

 

He seems to have few bob!

[Lady Die 63]

What will you do when your lovers gone?

 

Change the bedclothes as he's jumping out of the window

 

This bloke is old, rich, and newly single LD / Six:

 

He looks pretty healthy though.

 

And he may be a bit less rich once the money-grabbing witch has finished with him.

He'll still be bloody rich though, I suspect considerably richer than you (or I). I'd recommend breaking his guitar first though.

 

What about this chap?

 

 

He seems to have few bob!

I think I prefer Macca. At least he might sing me a few silly love songs.

[Windsor 2,235]

And he may be a bit less rich once the money-grabbing witch has finished with him.

 

Remind me Lady Die, why will you be marrying an old, rich man who is preferably dying?

[Lady Die 63]

And he may be a bit less rich once the money-grabbing witch has finished with him.

 

Remind me Lady Die, why will you be marrying an old, rich man who is preferably dying?

For love and companionship of course.

[maryportfuncity 10,673]

Don't get your hopes up about marrying Paul McCartney. I have it on good authority he'll never go down on one knee again!

[Lady Die 63]

Don't get your hopes up about marrying Paul McCartney. I have it on good authority he'll never go down on one knee again!

[maryportfuncity 10,673]

Dunno if anyone else out there has been to a John Otway gig, highly recommended if you haven't. During his overwrought cover of Cheryl's Going Home the following exchange has now become customary:

 

MUSIC STOPS, OTWAY STANDS STAGE CENTRE ACTING OUT DISTRESS AND DESPAIR

 

OTWAY: What do you do when your baby's gone away.

 

CROWD: Wank!!!!

 

 

Otway official site.