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Any news on Jimmy Saville's well-being?

 

A possible contender for the 2005 list perchance? He'd be getting a bit snaggle-toothed by now.

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Dear Jim,

 

Please would you fix it for me for you to snuff it sometime in 2005?

 

Thank you,

 

Worthing Paul.

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Goodness gracious, goodness gracious, guys and gals, Weird Uncle Jimmy is now 77 and lives on his own in Leeds. I'm not aware of him having any particular health problems. Eaeh eh eaeh eh!

 

(Actually, a thought's just struck me...we used to laugh at his tracksuits and bling jewellery in the '70s, but looking at what the yoof of today are wearing, wasn't he just ahead of his time??)

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Now then, now then, now then.

 

Ahead of his time? Hadn't thought of it like that. Do you remember the cigars? He actually used to smoke them on kid's TV. How things have changed.

 

That said, the cigars can't have done him much good. And you say he lives on his own. They say that can knock a few years of your life...

 

Does anyone know if he has any heavy drinking habits?

 

I reckon he should definitely appear on the 2005 list.

 

WP

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That said, the cigars can't have done him much good.  And you say he lives on his own.  They say that can knock a few years of your life...

True, but then again he has kept himself in good shape over the years with all that running. He definitely ran the London Marathon in 2003, but I can't find any record of him taking part in '04...hmmm...I wonder...:(

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Jimmy has made an appearance on the DL before. Way back in 1987 - well, if you're going to be wrong, you may as well be wrong by 17 years (or more?).

 

DWB :(

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Personally, I can't wait for the highly-litigious Mr Saville to gain his 'Jim has snuffed it' badge. You can't sue for libel when you're dead and Jimmy has more skeletons in his closet than a cheap ghost train.

I want to know that the dirt on him is true.

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I'm told he has a bit of a Mummy fixation, Anubis

 

:(

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I want to know that the dirt on him is true.

can you shed some light on what the dirt [allegedly] is?

We don get much Jimmy Saville-related news south of the equator. More's the pity by the sound of it.

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Hmm, wouldn't really want to without first consulting messers Sue, Grabbit and Runne...but...

Worshipped his mother 'The Duchess'

Worked voluntarily in a morgue. Alone. At night.

Stayed with his mother after her death. Alone. At night.

 

 

I would say more...but....

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I would say more...but....

...You're alone? And it's night? ;)

 

Thanks AtJ.

I'll keep quiet. Mum's the word, eh?

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Guest deadly lampshade

If what you've heard is what I've heard, then what everyone else should hear is true.

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Jim'll fix that.

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Jimmy's on TV as I type, in some really abysmal TV 'quiz' show whose purpose I've yet to fathom :referee: (I'm waiting for Film 04).

 

He's looking his age, but hale & hearty otherwise.

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Guest guesty

I saw this too, thought he looked awful though.

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I saw this too, thought he looked awful though.

Gym'll fit it.

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Guest Jimll

Now then now then what 'ave wi here you see

Ooncle Jimmih 'appens to have brought a lot of happiness and joy, if you please, to several generations of children all ow-ver the world. As it 'appens.

 

uh UH uh UH uh

 

 

Sir James Saville OBE, if you please

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Ooncle Jimmih 'appens to have brought a lot of happiness and joy, if you please, to several generations of children all ow-ver the world. As it 'appens.

He certainly brought happiness to me - when he stopped appearing on TV! :D

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