Death List Convention

[Rotten Ali 600]

I've got my train tickets sorted, £40 return pretty much puts money on my return.

 

Quick plug - nows a good time to sort out your availability to make the event the best one yet. Send me an email or PM me via the obvious buttons on this site and I'll fill you in with the details of where & what we will be doing.

 

Oh, and I've again ordered some "special" give-aways for those attending.

[Rotten Ali 600]

A criptic question:

Only one person knows the answer.... I'll give you lot six guesses to see who's right.

 

Black, Red, Orange, Green, Light Blue, Mid Blue, Dark Blue, Purple or White?

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,221]

A criptic question:

Only one person knows the answer.... I'll give you lot six guesses to see who's right.

 

Black, Red, Orange, Green, Light Blue, Mid Blue, Dark Blue, Purple or White?

Erm...Winnys face when I kick the shit out of it?

[Guest Guest_Rotten ali_*]

Just pick a bleadin' colour!

[Lard Bazaar 3,800]

Just pick a bleadin' colour!

 

 

Purple (helmet).

[Rotten Ali 600]

Just pick a bleadin' colour!

 

 

Purple (helmet).

 

No not purple. Any one else want a guess?

[welshman 31]

mid-blue

[Rotten Ali 600]

mid-blue

 

Hard luck - wrong!

[Windsor 2,233]

A criptic question:

Only one person knows the answer.... I'll give you lot six guesses to see who's right.

 

Black, Red, Orange, Green, Light Blue, Mid Blue, Dark Blue, Purple or White?

Erm...Winnys face when I kick the shit out of it?

 

Still milking that episode for a bit of attention are we?

 

Get over yourself.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,221]

A criptic question:

Only one person knows the answer.... I'll give you lot six guesses to see who's right.

 

Black, Red, Orange, Green, Light Blue, Mid Blue, Dark Blue, Purple or White?

Erm...Winnys face when I kick the shit out of it?

 

Still milking that episode for a bit of attention are we?

 

Get over yourself.

Of course I am Winny, its not like its real life or summat!

Now what hospital do you want your face delivered to?

[Windsor 2,233]

A criptic question:

Only one person knows the answer.... I'll give you lot six guesses to see who's right.

 

Black, Red, Orange, Green, Light Blue, Mid Blue, Dark Blue, Purple or White?

Erm...Winnys face when I kick the shit out of it?

 

Still milking that episode for a bit of attention are we?

 

Get over yourself.

Of course I am Winny, its not like its real life or summat!

Now what hospital do you want your face delivered to?

 

I make that your fourth threat of physical violence against me.

 

Are you sure you can punch and use your zimmer frame at the same time?

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,221]

A criptic question:

Only one person knows the answer.... I'll give you lot six guesses to see who's right.

 

Black, Red, Orange, Green, Light Blue, Mid Blue, Dark Blue, Purple or White?

Erm...Winnys face when I kick the shit out of it?

 

Still milking that episode for a bit of attention are we?

 

Get over yourself.

Of course I am Winny, its not like its real life or summat!

Now what hospital do you want your face delivered to?

 

 

I make that your fourth threat of physical violence against me.

 

Are you sure you can punch and use your zimmer frame at the same time?

Unfortunately I cant, I shall just have to batter you with the zimmer frame.

That should be sufficient, especially with the bricks Im gonna tie to the legs!!

[Windsor 2,233]

A criptic question:

Only one person knows the answer.... I'll give you lot six guesses to see who's right.

 

Black, Red, Orange, Green, Light Blue, Mid Blue, Dark Blue, Purple or White?

Erm...Winnys face when I kick the shit out of it?

 

Still milking that episode for a bit of attention are we?

 

Get over yourself.

Of course I am Winny, its not like its real life or summat!

Now what hospital do you want your face delivered to?

 

 

I make that your fourth threat of physical violence against me.

 

Are you sure you can punch and use your zimmer frame at the same time?

Unfortunately I cant, I shall just have to batter you with the zimmer frame.

That should be sufficient, especially with the bricks Im gonna tie to the legs!!

 

You'd better eat all your liquidised veg then. Build up your strength!

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,221]

Anyway, back on subject (which was rudely hijacked by Winny for his own purposes ) I shall pick...ummmm...Black?

[Windsor 2,233]

Anyway, back on subject (which was rudely hijacked by Winny for his own purposes ) I shall pick...ummmm...Black?

 

The purpose being to defend myself from your tiresome rants.

 

PS. You are still a cunt.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,221]

Anyway, back on subject (which was rudely hijacked by Winny for his own purposes ) I shall pick...ummmm...Black?

 

The purpose being to defend myself from your tiresome rants.

 

PS. You are still a cunt.

Stop hijacking threads Windsor, its very rude, you know!!

Anyway, at your age, and on a Saturday night, you should be going out with friends, shagging, drinking and, generally enjoying life, not sitting behind a keyboard like a sad twat ( thats my job) prolonging this spat, which im enjoying, thank you very much.

So there.

[Windsor 2,233]

Anyway, back on subject (which was rudely hijacked by Winny for his own purposes ) I shall pick...ummmm...Black?

 

The purpose being to defend myself from your tiresome rants.

 

PS. You are still a cunt.

Stop hijacking threads Windsor, its very rude, you know!!

Anyway, at your age, and on a Saturday night, you should be going out with friends, shagging, drinking and, generally enjoying life, not sitting behind a keyboard like a sad twat ( thats my job) prolonging this spat, which im enjoying, thank you very much.

So there.

 

Lets review our conversation on this thread before deciding who hijacked it. If I'm not mistaken, you were the one who mentioned me first. Something about kicking the shit out of my face...

As for the rest of your rabble. That is a matter of opinion. If I wanted to go out with friends, I would. As it happens, I don't.

 

I'm glad you are enjoying this. Having worked in a care home for the elderly for 7 years, its nice to know that I'm still doing my bit for the elderly community.

[Rotten Ali 600]

For goodness sake lads!

[Godot 149]

For goodness sake lads!

Was that green emoticon a clue? It's got me baffled. I've been running through colours of Smarties, M&Ms naval flags, Premiership football shirts, sauces, Mr Men, pool balls, birds' feathers. My guess is white. Its not anything to do with Anubis's ****** is it?

[Rotten Ali 600]

For goodness sake lads!

Was that green emoticon a clue? It's got me baffled. I've been running through colours of Smarties, M&Ms naval flags, Premiership football shirts, sauces, Mr Men, pool balls, birds' feathers. My guess is white. Its not anything to do with Anubis's ****** is it?

 

Very good guess about the green, however.... wrong. Second guess, white, also.... wrong. Hard luck. Anyway since the number of guesses has been too slow I've ended the competion and awarded the prize under unwriten rule 5b. You can only find out who won it and what they won if you turn up on the 20th November.

 

And Godot, as you have already said it looks like you can't get along I'll send you an email after the event if in fact you don't make the Con'.

 

PS (14/10/2010) The special order of event give-aways turned up today. The first ten who turn up on the 20th of November will thus be rewarded commensurately.

[Tuber Mirum 125]

Well I finally booked my flights today after a lot of procrastination and indecisiveness. Consequently having to pay about 3 times as much as if I'd done it a few weeks ago.

 

What a shame Godot isn't coming.

[maryportfuncity 10,662]

Godot or not it'll be great to see you NAP and I'll provide a minor softening of the travel costs blow by standing you a pint.

 

Go well

[Lard Bazaar 3,800]

Bum and poo. I really want to come.

[Captain Oates 21]

Bum and poo. I really want to come.

So do I.

Making the journey is still not out of the question but unless I get a large sum of money (which I am owed) very soon it will be impossible.

[Rotten Ali 600]

Roll - up. Roll - up.

 

It's November!

 

The month of the Death List Convention.

 

In it's 4th incarnation this year.

 

Again it's to be held in London.

Same place as DL Con III last year.

(But not the same as DL Cons I and II)

 

On Saturday the 20th November.

Around midday till late.

Easy come - easy go.

 

The list of attendees is under the hat - other than those professing their desires in this thread.

 

But the venue (a very nice drinking establishment) will be kept close and under wraps.

These details will be only be passed on to those who make a positive request via this web site's PM or Email system.

And then only to those who have made 50 or more posts (only 158 people max in total) in the Death List forum as of the 19th September 2010.

 

I really don't wish to send out about 158 individual Email invites again this year - so the onus is on you lot to make the initial effort.

 

I thank you...