Richard O'Sullivan

[The Pooka 26]

Well it is now tomorrow and we have heard nothing.

 

I suggest we start with a thorough search of every pub in Twickenham. Then if that bears no fruit we could try asking a policeman.

 

Is hearing nothing like the sound of one hand clapping?

 

 

 

And would Helen Keller make a noise if she fell in a wood?

[Madame Defarge 21]

No news from Millwall yet. I am beginning to fear the worst. As I write the poor lad is probably being restrained by Fluff Freeman and some non-entities with Equity cards while Charlie Drake sits on his face. We should never have encouraged him.

 

I am happy to form a rescue posse should we hear nothing by tomorrow.

Well it is now tomorrow and we have heard nothing.

 

I suggest we start with a thorough search of every pub in Twickenham. Then if that bears no fruit we could try asking a policeman.

Not a Potato: Officer, my friend Millwall33 has gone missing. Can you please help me find him?

 

Officer: Millwall 33? What kind of a name is that?

 

Not a Potato: Er...Albanian. Here's his picture.*shows picture of Millwall's avatar*

 

Officer: Don't move, hands behind your back, do you have anything in your pockets that

I should know about?

[maryportfuncity 10,630]

Madame: welcome aboard and all that like, but how do we know you're not Millwall enjoying the banter about yer own absence.

 

Don't get me wrong like, I rate Millwall and am missing him but your three posts and interest in this thread are, like, timed perfectly with his vanishing.

 

60,000 DICKIE HITS CAN'T BE WRONG!!!!!

[BrunoBrimley 86]

Madame: welcome aboard and all that like, but how do we know you're not Millwall enjoying the banter about yer own absence.

 

Don't get me wrong like, I rate Millwall and am missing him but your three posts and interest in this thread are, like, timed perfectly with his vanishing.

 

60,000 DICKIE HITS CAN'T BE WRONG!!!!!

 

Oh goody a nother consrpiracy theory.......

[maryportfuncity 10,630]

I'm not much given to conspiracy theories myself Bruno, but Madame herself has yet to reply to the post.

[Six 23]

Oh dear. Still no news. I've been checking this thread out waiting, eagerly, for news of Millwall's exploits, but still nothing! We need to start a new thread entitled: Things to do whilst waiting for Millwall.

[BrunoBrimley 86]

I am with yoyuy on theat Maryoport and in honouring (notice I used the Brittish spelliingk) wishes I will now consume a bbottle of port whguich I seemed to have neglected to get to during my recent cheese and crackers partty.

[The Pooka 26]

Of course one doesn't wish to be cynical But I'm wondering if the little sod really went there. Millwall, have you been on the piss all weekend.

[Madame Defarge 21]

I'm not much given to conspiracy theories myself Bruno, but Madame herself has yet to reply to the post.

It's no use, I confess: Millwall32 and I are the same person. See, at one time Millwall and I each existed separately in two different universes. Then something went wrong and I washed up here on the shores of Deathlist. I just want to assure you that the situation is completely under control. Unless of course Millwall32 should post here within 5 minutes or less of my posting. In that case, events would unfold as follows:

 

1. We would merge and become an entity known as Millfarge and then

2. an irreparable breach in the space-time continuum would occur causing

3. all worlds to violently implode and the sum total of all creation to shrink into a burning blob of matter

the size of a pea.

 

BTW thanks for the welcome, Maryport, and I hope you're feeling better, BB.

[maryportfuncity 10,630]

Aye, thanks, that's perfectly clear.

[Brinsworth House Baiter 12]

So, a weekend away and Millwall's still MIA, eh?

 

I don't wish to alarm The Pooka, but maybe Dicky gave Millwall Tessa Wyatt's phone number and they've spent the whole weekend in a B&B together?

 

Millwall; Man About The Guest House.

[The Pooka 26]

So, a weekend away and Millwall's still MIA, eh?

 

I don't wish to alarm The Pooka, but maybe Dicky gave Millwall Tessa Wyatt's phone number and they've spent the whole weekend in a B&B together?

 

Millwall; Man About The Guest House.

 

No that's not possible. I was watching her apartment throughout the weekend assured by a mutual friend that she spent the weekend with family.

[Six 23]

So, do we now just assume Millwall's been locked away somewhere within the big old house and will never be heard of again?

[maryportfuncity 10,630]

Millwall, like Tempus, is a terminal case (no pun intended) where the DL is concerned. Assuming he breathes, he'll be back.

 

Just an idea, like.

 

Mebbe he was booked to go on holiday and simply joshed with us about hunting down Dickie O so his vanishing would have that mysterious quality. Might now be sunning himself on the Amalfi coast chuckling at the thought of posts like this.

[BrunoBrimley 86]

So it seems that MIllwall32 has left us. No longer will we have amusing ancecdotes about whatever it was that Millwall amused us on. I so hope it won't turn out to be that Millwall is now in the old MillStream....

[millwall32 114]

Sorry everyone. Went up to Twickers, found the building, took my binoculars, couldn't see a thing.

[maryportfuncity 10,630]

Aye but we can see you Millwall, we were startin' to panic about yer well being for a while there.

[Banshees Scream 110]

So, do we now just assume Millwall's been locked away somewhere within the big old house and will never be heard of again?

 

Yes I would love that No.

[The Pooka 26]

Well it is good to see Millwall has returned. I am a little disappointed that he didn't force entry (two libellous gags deleted).

[DevonDeathTrip 2,358]

I wonder what Dicky O is doing right now.

 

Could he be sipping a sherry and nibbling some canopes, perhaps even a dancing with someone young enough to be his daughter, at the Brinsworth House Summer Fete? Or could he be bedridden and on oxygen and morphine, the priest hovering nearby ready to administer the last rites, the sword of time ready to make the final cut?

 

 

Just wondering

[The Pooka 26]

I wonder what Dicky O is doing right now.

 

Could he be sipping a sherry and nibbling some canopes, perhaps even a dancing with someone young enough to be his daughter, at the Brinsworth House Summer Fete? Or could he be bedridden and on oxygen and morphine, the priest hovering nearby ready to administer the last rites, the sword of time ready to make the final cut?

 

 

Just wondering

 

I would imagine in brinsworth that only UK Gold is allowed on the telly. He's probably watching re-runs of those classics we all know and love. A bowl of natchos in one hand leaving the other free for wistful reflections on a certain blonde actress. Unfortunately an injunction forbids me mentioning her name following an incident in which she found me lying, entirely innocently, on her conservatory roof.

[pulphack 6]

dear boy, we all know you were only repairing her guttering.

[maryportfuncity 10,630]

With a stalk on by any chace Pooka? (arf)

 

Re what Dickie is doing now, probably having some quality time with his daughter, it is father's day after all. You've never seen confusion until you've visited West Cumbria on Fathers Day.

[Brandy 0]

I wonder what Dicky O is doing right now.

 

Could he be sipping a sherry and nibbling some canopes, perhaps even a dancing with someone young enough to be his daughter, at the Brinsworth House Summer Fete? Or could he be bedridden and on oxygen and morphine, the priest hovering nearby ready to administer the last rites, the sword of time ready to make the final cut?

 

 

Just wondering

 

 

Ahum. In a perfect world, "Dicky O" would be dancing his nights away with a nice girl, half his age!

(...and that girl would be me )

[maryportfuncity 10,630]

Brandy, yer post is far too knowing about our ways hereabouts and the bait too bloody obvious to suggest you're a drive by ranter who just happened to stumble on this thread.

 

As football crowds often shout: Who are yer?