Misnamed Tv Shows

[Grim Reaper 183]

Has anyone else noticed that the TV listings keep misnaming that MTV UK show "Kerry Katona: Crazy in Love"?

 

Nowhere can I see it listed under its proper name "Kerry Katona: Vile Human and Media Whore" - strange

[TAFKAG 70]

They say: 'I'd Do Anything'

 

We say: 'Graham Norton'd Do Anything to Stay on TV'

[Lard Bazaar 3,735]

Oh dear, don't get me started.

 

They say 'GMTV'

 

We say 'Big Old Load of Bum Licking Twats on a Sofa'

 

They say 'The Paul O'Grady Show'

 

We say 'Annoying Professional Talentless Scouser with a Stupid Dog'

 

They say 'Coronation Street'

 

We say 'Load of Moaning Northerners in the Pub'

 

I think I better stop now before my head explodes.

[Grim Reaper 183]

They say 'The Paul O'Grady Show'

 

We say 'Annoying Professional Talentless Scouser with a Stupid Dog'

 

Katona has been a guest on The Paul O'Grady Show?

[Octopus of Odstock 1,980]

Sadly, now Ski Sunday is:

"BBC sends talentless loon to snowboard in cold places and go whoooooo wooooww weeee with no audience feeling at all, whilst the other talentless loon invites celebs to ski & party, and shows 1 second of ski coverage"

 

and ITV Formula 1:

 

"The Lewis Hamilton lurrrrrrveeeeee fest".

 

 

I'd better stop there as I'm not in the best of moods anyway & this could turn into a rant-a-rama.

 

 

But I really do wish Kerry Katona would be run over by a bus.

[DevonDeathTrip 2,305]

Holby Blue. That's the worst porn I've ever seen.

[Anubis the Jackal 76]

Big Brother

 

as opposed to its' real name

 

The Final Nail in the Coffin of Humanity. Come Mongol Hordes! Come Sweep Over our Fat Bloated Filth-Ridden Decadent Empire, Grind Our Temples to Dust Beneath the Hooves of your War-Horses, Pull Down Our Idols From Their Temples and use our Fractured Skulls for Drinking Vessels.

 

or

 

Britain's Got Talent

 

C**ts Charter.

[TAFKAG 70]

Plenty of wonderfully misnamed programmes here. Yeah it's old, but it's still good.

[Banshees Scream 108]

They say 'The Jerry Springer Show' ... I say 'Be Informed! White Trash sleeps with your whole family! '

 

They say 'The Biggest Loser' ... I say 'Really? Your kidding!'

 

They say 'Ghost Whisperer' ... I say 'BOOSHIT!'

 

They say 'House' .. I say 'Mental foreclosure?'

 

They say 'Desperate House Wives' ... I say 'Start a business!'

 

They say 'Anderson Cooper 360 degrees' .. I say 'That's how you got the skin cancer!'

 

They say 'Deal Or No Deal' ... I say ' .. Forget the money ... Girls .. don't show me what's in the suitcase ... put your cloths in them!'

[Madame Defarge 21]

American Midol. Hear contestants as they try their best to be versatile by bellowing through numbers for which their voices and personalities are the least suited. It's enough to make you want to leave the country.

[Banshees Scream 108]

For just bringing that into my world ...

 

 

You know what...Go to Canada.

 

 

Get out of my state. Get out of my country.

[harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,504]

Women! Brilliant, just goes to show that frog comediennes are as painfully unfunny as those from the rest of the world, despite being way hotter of course.

 

Je vais chercher mon manteau.

[Davey Jones' Locker 1,324]

No one has said the obvious one yet:

 

Blake's 7 = Avon's 5