Dia de los Muertos 7 Posted May 10, 2008 JOSEF Fritzl will never live to face trial, according to inmates at the jail where he is being held in Austria for his vile crimes (...) Prisoners have placed a bounty on his head. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted May 10, 2008 Death is no solution. I say he should be hoist literally by his own petard and f**ked royally up the Gary with a metal spike for the rest of his natural...mind you, the sick bastard would probably love it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,635 Posted May 10, 2008 Death is no solution. I say he should be hoist literally by his own petard and f**ked royally up the Gary with a metal spike for the rest of his natural...mind you, the sick bastard would probably love it... Thank you TMIB, the posts of justice minister in Burma, Zimbabwe or Iran may come vacant at any time, keep your fingers crossed eh? In the meantime, I think his daughter with the dodgy kidneys may be waiting for him on the other side if the inmates get their way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted May 11, 2008 JOSEF Fritzl will never live to face trial, according to inmates at the jail where he is being held in Austria for his vile crimes (...) Prisoners have placed a bounty on his head. And WTF has a bar of chocolate got to do with it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hellkat 3 Posted May 11, 2008 Personally I woulda put a Snickers on his head instead of a bounty. He should be meeting our friend "PAINNNNNNN" for what he did. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted May 11, 2008 A terrible man to be sure, but you have to admit he did a lovely job on that tile work. Anyone got his number? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAFKAG 70 Posted May 11, 2008 A terrible man to be sure, but you have to admit he did a lovely job on that tile work. Anyone got his number? Might have to hang on for a bit, but try this - (03) 5220 8222. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted May 11, 2008 I really don't feel this man is worth the capacity of discussion. My view of conversation on this forum is generally very liberal, but anything at this level of disgust really shouldn't be given the recognition. It's subjects like 'rape .. children vanishing .. all that sh*t' which I don't think has a place here. Speaking of tiles .. I actually have a tile-joke but I better not. It's not for here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,099 Posted May 11, 2008 Speaking of tiles .. I actually have a tile-joke but I better not. It's not for here. Can't wait to see it in the Jokes thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted May 11, 2008 In the meantime, I think his daughter with the dodgy kidneys may be waiting for him on the other side if the inmates get their way. Are dodgy kidneys a medical give-away (to identify incestuous behaviour)? Having had SEVERAL pints, my kidneys are now well dodgy. Is it the alcohol or should I start to look at my family in another light?. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted May 11, 2008 In the meantime, I think his daughter with the dodgy kidneys may be waiting for him on the other side if the inmates get their way. Are dodgy kidneys a medical give-away (to identify incestuous behaviour)? Having had SEVERAL pints, my kidneys are now well dodgy. Is it the alcohol or should I start to look at my family in another light?. It's funny you should say that because it's been said that Elizabeth Fritzl will never be able to look her Father in the eye again... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted May 11, 2008 It's funny you should say that because it's been said that Elizabeth Fritzl will never be able to look her Father in the eye again... Or her children's dad and their grandfather..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The For Whores Man 4 Posted May 12, 2008 "I deserve credit, I'm not a monster." This is exactly what I telled to the guy behind the shelf at my bank (HSBC), but he still refused to give me an interest-free overdraft during the summer holidays. Maybe if I do a big crime, then people will listen to me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,635 Posted May 12, 2008 I can't see the subject of this thread surviving long enough to stand trial. Once the bill for the unpaid council tax arrives his 73 year old ticker will give out in seconds. Is it right that the population of Austria is about twice what people imagine it to be? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millwall32 114 Posted May 17, 2008 "There were so many clues. The noises at night, the amount of food that he used to load into a wheelbarrow and push to the cellar.” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,635 Posted May 22, 2008 Bad news for Fritzl: The Austrian authorities have imposed the death penalty. Good news for Fritzl: John Terry is lining up to take it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted May 23, 2008 Bad news for Fritzl: The Austrian authorities have imposed the death penalty. Good news for Fritzl: John Terry is lining up to take it. Ha ha. Except there's no death penalty in Austria. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAFKAG 70 Posted June 4, 2008 Fritzy's become an unlikely bitch magnet. Nowt so queer... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted June 4, 2008 Like the Roman, I seem to see "the River Tiber foaming with much blood". "I am not a monster...." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,635 Posted June 4, 2008 Fritzy's become an unlikely bitch magnet. Nowt so queer... Not that I want to stir anything or owt but...... When you read a story like the one above, or consider the similar response to the likes of Peter Sutcliffe, you realise that Germaine Greer and her mates forty odd years back hadn't a clue about the scale of the task they took on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted June 4, 2008 Fritzy's become an unlikely bitch magnet. Nowt so queer... Not that I want to stir anything or owt but...... When you read a story like the one above, or consider the similar response to the likes of Peter Sutcliffe, you realise that Germaine Greer and her mates forty odd years back hadn't a clue about the scale of the task they took on. Well, they just love a bastard don't they? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dia de los Muertos 7 Posted June 5, 2008 Josef Frizl "to die before facing trial" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,635 Posted June 10, 2008 The young 'un with the dicky kidneys is awake. Bet she'll have a relapse when she sees all the fuss she's caused. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted June 11, 2008 My mate was due to have his Stag weekend in Vienna to watch the European Championship. He had to change it because the Austrians really do lock up their daughters. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,635 Posted June 11, 2008 Young 'un likely to make full recovery shocker, the chat show circuit beckons. Mebbe the other locked up teenager could interview young Fritzl on her show, TV gold! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
