Spammers (Spawn of The Devil) - Please Post Here

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

There comes a point when continually asking for spammers to be removed becomes, er, well, Spam?

Doesnt it?

[Godot 149]

I must confess that I don't understand spam. Is there any evidence to be had that it actually works?

 

In the thousands, possibly millions as far as I know, of internet accounts that receive links and offers for porn or penis extensions is there the odd recipient who says: "You know they're right these people, my dick really is too small, I'm going to get it fixed right away, I'll click on this link and order some extra penis today, and while I'm at it I'll order some SPAM from this site and just to complete the package I'll sign up to some porn here." Is this how it works?

 

Are there spam business kings out there sitting on great profits from their spam induced sales? And why is it that these people only seem to sell stuff related to inadequate sexual performance? Why don't they sell Tupperware or cushion covers?

 

For all the spam visits we have had in the past few days has anyone here been tempted to buy anything or even to get in touch with any of these sites? I doubt it, so why are these people (or is it all mechanical) doing this? What's the point?

 

And what does a spammer look like? I imagine some geezer in Bogota, sitting in a room with cases of SPAM pills and prosthetic bell ends piled high by his desk, thinking: "How the f**k am I going to shift this stuff? I wish I'd listened to my mum," while he enters code in to his lap top trying to reach a global marketplace with his useless skill picked up in spam class. Perhaps his only other option at school was Nigerian fraud studies and, being in Bogota, he picked spam as the "least worst" option. I imagine that's what happened.

[Terminator 13]

I imagine some geezer....., sitting in a room with cases of SPAM pills and prosthetic bell ends piled high by his desk

 

That's some imagination.....

[Monoclinic 39]

I must confess that I don't understand spam. Is there any evidence to be had that it actually works?

 

In the thousands, possibly millions as far as I know, of internet accounts that receive links and offers for porn or penis extensions is there the odd recipient who says: "You know they're right these people, my dick really is too small, I'm going to get it fixed right away, I'll click on this link and order some extra penis today, and while I'm at it I'll order some SPAM from this site and just to complete the package and I'll sign up to some porn here." Is this how it works?

 

Analogy: They still advertise for Butlins on TV right? That's a chavy shithole, yet people still go. (Yes, I've had the misfortune to be invited on a hen weekend there, so I feel justified in being pompous)

 

 

Moral, the world is full of morons and imbeciles, which is why the shopping channel exists. The sooner retro-active abortion is legalised... No, just kidding, the world needs morons and imbeciles to make the rest of us feel better when we've been complete dufuses (dufi?).

[Godot 149]

I must confess that I don't understand spam. Is there any evidence to be had that it actually works?

 

In the thousands, possibly millions as far as I know, of internet accounts that receive links and offers for porn or penis extensions is there the odd recipient who says: "You know they're right these people, my dick really is too small, I'm going to get it fixed right away, I'll click on this link and order some extra penis today, and while I'm at it I'll order some SPAM from this site and just to complete the package and I'll sign up to some porn here." Is this how it works?

 

Analogy: They still advertise for Butlins on TV right? That's a chavy shithole, yet people still go. (Yes, I've had the misfortune to be invited on a hen weekend there, so I feel justified in being pompous)

 

 

Moral, the world is full of morons and imbeciles, which is why the shopping channel exists. The sooner retro-active abortion is legalised... No, just kidding, the world needs morons and imbeciles to make the rest of us feel better when we've been complete dufuses (dufi?).

 

I went to Butlins in Bognor Regis a few years ago in winter and heard Brian Poole singing "Silence is Golden." It was a special moment. The Nolan Sisters were on the next night but I'd gone by then. I'd like to say it was the Tremeloes but this was Brian Poole and the Electrics although Poole was genuine enough. I guess he couldn't persuade the Tremeloes to go there with him. I haven't yet been spammed by Butlins although I recall there was spam aplenty on the menu.

[Guest Guest]

Looks like Grim Reaper has solved the problem, so no more SPAM and The Unknown Man for a while.

[Godot 149]

Butlins in Bognor. That's me with the goose, having a shy peak on 55 secs.

[maryportfuncity 10,640]

don_james300@yahoo.com

 

 

 

- Dear Friend, I am Mr Don James ,the head of auditing and accounting section of one of the leading banks here in Lome-Togo, West Africa . With due respect and regard, I have decided to contact you on a business transaction that will be very beneficial to both of us. During our investigation and auditing in this bank, my department came across a very huge sum of money belonging to a deceased person , Mr Robert S. Ellis who died on 26th December 2004 in a car accident here in Lome .From the information that our bank have gotten so far, the accident killed him with his entire family .The person that he used as his next of kin was his 17 year old son who died along side with the family. Although personally, I keep this information secret within myself to enable the whole plans and idea be Profitable and successful during the time of execution . The said amount was (U.S$9.5M United States Dollars Only). Meanwhile all the whole arrangement to put claim over this fund as the bonafide next of kin to the deceased, get the required approval and transfer this money to a reign account has been put in place and directives and needed information will be relayed to you as soon as you indicate your interest and willingness to assist me and also benefit your self to this great business opportunity. Infact, i could have done this deal alone but because of my position in this country as a civil servant(A Banker),we are not allowed to operate a foreign account and would eventually raise an eye brow on my side during the time of tra ns fer because I work in this bank. This is the actual reason why it will require a second foreign party or fellow who will forward claims as the next of kin with affidavit of trust of oath to the Bank and also present a foreign account where he will need the money to be re-transferred into on his request as it may be after due verification and clarification by the correspondent branch of the bank where the whole money will be remitted to your own designation bank account. I wil l not fail to inform you that this transaction is 100% risk free. On smooth conclusion of this transaction, we will negotiate on a sharing ratio that will benefit each party. Please, you have been advised to keep it as a "top secret" as I am still in service and intend to retire from service after I conclude this deal with you. I will be monitoring the whole situation here in this bank until you confirm the money in your account and ask me to come down to your country for subsequent sharing of the fund according to percentages indicated and further investment, either in your country or any country or any country. All other necessary information will be sent to you when I hear from you. Yours faithfully,Don James

[Paul Bearer 6,101]

One in my in box (now deleted)

 

BellHouse Fabrics & Interiors-

Cranbrook,Kent. UK - TN17 3DN

 

 

My name is Richard Cooper, I am emailing you on behalf of BellHouse Fabrics & Interiors, United Kingdom. I would like to know if you would like to work online from home and get paid without affecting your present job or even affecting your day-to-day activities of any kind, actually we need a representative who can work for our company as an Online Payment Processor.

 

We are presently making waves in the United Kingdom & Northern Ireland fabric markets, we intend expanding our business towards the United States of America by accepting orders from both individuals and companies within USA. We recently placed Ad's on online websites for sales of our fabrics and got a very good number of requests for our products,however it is against our company policy to accept International Payments such as : USA Certified Checks, USA Bank Wire Transfers, USA Money Orders. Therefore, we are requesting your partnership to assist in receiving payments on behalf of our company.

 

We are willing to pay you 10% for every payment processed through you from our clients/customers who will pay for their products which are purchased from our secure website stated above. These payments are coming from these clients within USA and will be sent to you directly from our customers, all you have to do is lodge and cash each payment, deduct 10% and forward 90% to our Payment Processing Center via Western Union Money Transfer / MoneyGram Money Transfer. All sending fee's are to be deducted from our 90%, however you will be required to have a valid checking account in which our customers might request to make payment either via Wire Transfer (Bank to Bank Transfer) or either via Certified Check.

 

You do not require any special skills to work with our firm, however in order to apply for this job you need to ensure you have access to your e-mail regularly and reply to our e-mails promptly. You will also need to provide us with a valid phone in which you can be reached at anytime in case of any special update, in order to accept this job kindly fill the form stated below :

 

Full Name :

Address : .

City :

State :

Country :

Zip Code :

Phone Number :

Age :

Current Occupation :

Bank Name:

 

P.S: You must have a valid checking account in which can be used to receive payments being sent from a customer, this might be via Wire Transfer or Direct Deposit.

 

Kindly get back to me ASAP by filling the form stated above, once i hear from you i will immediately send you a reply with further information.

 

Regards,

 

Richard Cooper.

 

 

(website address deleted)

[Paul Bearer 6,101]

Dear Valued Abbey National Customer,

 

Thank you for banking online at abey.com . At Abbey national Bank plc , your security is our primary concern. And in order to guard against the recent state of fraud and identity theft involving online account holders, we have recently introduced additional security measures and upgraded our software to protect our online account holders.

 

The security upgrade will be effective immediately and requires our customers to update their information.

 

Please Click Hre To Continue

 

For your security, you won't be able to gain access to your accounts until you've done this.

 

 

Thank you.

Abbey National Bank plc.

 

Security Advisor 2008

 

 

What a crock of sh*t......................... I don't have an account with Abbey, and even if i did, I'm sure they would be putting my name on their e-mails, not dear valued customer.

 

I'm sure everyone that uses this site is mature enough and intelligent enough to be able to spot a ficherman, but watch you dont get caught out

 

Merry Christmas, bah! Humbug.

 

The links have been disabled as it links to asia travel heaven, (Bastards who ever they are)

[maryportfuncity 10,640]

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[Paul Bearer 6,101]

We are running a scheduled maintenance on our online banking servers.

 

We want to make sure your money and your personal details are safe and secure.

 

Due to new security policies all Abbey National Bank customers must complete Online Banking Security Maintenance.

 

Please use the Continue below:

 

Click to continue Abey.com online banking service . [link disabled]

 

Regards,

 

Abbey National Bank Plc.

 

Sheesh!!!!!!

 

Please use the Continue below? the dumfuks, havent they realised by now I DON'T HAVE A FEKIN ACCOUNT WITH THE ABBEY?????

 

 

[Edit] this is the e-mail address it came from - abbeysupport1800@abbey.com I think I'll raid the files and send them the e-mail addresses of some of our spammers.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

We are running a scheduled maintenance on our online banking servers.

 

We want to make sure your money and your personal details are safe and secure.

 

Due to new security policies all Abbey National Bank customers must complete Online Banking Security Maintenance.

 

Please use the Continue below:

 

Click to continue Abey.com online banking service . [link disabled]

 

Regards,

 

Abbey National Bank Plc.

 

Sheesh!!!!!!

 

Please use the Continue below? the dumfuks, havent they realised by now I DON'T HAVE A FEKIN ACCOUNT WITH THE ABBEY?????

Got the exact same one two days ago.

[Phantom 2,533]

We are running a scheduled maintenance on our online banking servers.

 

We want to make sure your money and your personal details are safe and secure.

 

Due to new security policies all Abbey National Bank customers must complete Online Banking Security Maintenance.

 

Please use the Continue below:

 

Click to continue Abey.com online banking service . [link disabled]

 

Regards,

 

Abbey National Bank Plc.

 

Sheesh!!!!!!

 

Please use the Continue below? the dumfuks, havent they realised by now I DON'T HAVE A FEKIN ACCOUNT WITH THE ABBEY?????

 

 

[Edit] this is the e-mail address it came from - abbeysupport1800@abbey.com I think I'll raid the files and send them the e-mail addresses of some of our spammers.

 

You can guarentee that the email address even though it's probably genuine, the email sent to you wasn't from that address.

However if you click on the link, it'll take you to a site that isn't part of Abbey at all.

It's a similar ruse that's been used with PayPal for ages

[maryportfuncity 10,640]

I mean, I barely speak English, this one is wasted on me!

 

 

 

DEVELOPMENT PROJECTS.

PROGRAMME DE DÉVELOPPEMENT.

SHORT AND MEDIUM-TERM PRIORITY

ENVIRONMENTAL ACTION PROGRAMME (SMAP)

PROMOTION DE DEVELOPPEMENT SOCIAL.

 

 

REF: DFID/0065/INTL/P0093/2009.

 

 

A votre aimable attention :

 

DEPARTMENT FOR INTERNATIONAL DEVELOPMENT (DFID) est un fonds de bienfaisance qui vise à promouvoir un système de haute performance, de soins de santé qui réalise un meilleur accès, une meilleure qualité et une plus grande efficacité, en particulier pour la société les plus vulnérables de la population. Ces populations comprennent à faible revenu, les minorités ethniques, les jeunes enfants, personnes âgées et les adultes. Le Fonds réalise ce mandat en soutenant des recherches indépendantes sur les questions de santé, développement sociale et de subventions à améliorer les soins de santé et la pratique politique. Un programme international dans la politique de développement sociale.

 

C'est dans ces objectifs, nous vous annoncez que vous êtes l'un des heureux gagnants de la DEPARTMENT FOR INTERNATIONAL DEVELOPMENT (DFID) Dont Le siège mondial pour la promotion est situe ici à Londres Grand Bretagne.

 

Une loterie portant sur les adresses électroniques.

La valeur des gains est de £600, 000,000 Millions Livre sterling. Votre adresse a été sélectionnée par tirage informatique lors de notre premier tirage effectue la semaine dernière.

 

Vous faites partie des heureux gagnants dont le gain est de £522,000 Livre sterling.

Pour entrer en possession de votre gain.

 

Veuillez adressez exclusivement par email au siège mondial pour la promotion un courrier comportant la référence: votre nom, prénoms, adresse complète, profession et numéro de téléphone.

 

L'ADRESSE DU SIEGE MONDIAL POUR LA PROMOTION :

 

 

DEPARTMENT FOR INTERNATIONAL DEVELOPMENT (DFID)

DEPARTMENT COMMUNICATION & PRIZE SECRETARIAT.

3 PRINCETON COURT

55 FELSHAM ROAD PUTNEY

LONDON SW15 1AZ

UNITED KINGDOM

EMAIL: Dfidevelopment@ymail.com

DIRECTOR GENERAL: SIR. MARTIN DINHAM.

 

 

Prier, définir la nature du projet que vous souhaitez réaliser et sa localisation. (Pays et ville)

 

Je porte à votre connaissance que 50% des gains attribués doivent être utilisé dans le cadre de la promotion des projets sociale. Dans trois mois une grande tournée de vérification à laquelle je prendrais personnellement part aura lieu dans tous les pays ou nous comptons des lauréats. Suite à celle ci les 10 réalisations les plus significatives seront récompensées du prix spécial DEPARTMENT FOR INTERNATIONAL DEVELOPMENT 2009.

 

Recevez encore toutes nos félicitations.

 

MRS. ELISABETH PATTERSON.

(DFID PROJECTS)

Bureau de Promotion.

[Dead O'Gonner 1]

Well that certianly freaked me out. I though DL had moved into catering for other non-English speaking countries. I currently live in France, Bretagne to be precise, and for a second had a scary notion that DL had a sister french site which i had stumbled apon. How many french have appeared in DL? may have to look at that, sorry slight tangent of thought.

 

Are there any other Expats about?? I may start a new thread Brits stiff as-abroard lol Name may need a rethink.

[Monoclinic 39]

Are there any other Expats about?? I may start a new thread Brits stiff as-abroard lol Name may need a rethink.

 

 

Oh you could say there are the odd one or two about. In fact the Brits actually still living in Britain seem to be the rare breed on this site. In the Venn diagram of life those of us falling into Brit, expat and DL member are common as muck!

[honez 79]

Are there any other Expats about?? I may start a new thread Brits stiff as-abroard lol Name may need a rethink.

Oh you could say there are the odd one or two about. In fact the Brits actually still living in Britain seem to be the rare breed on this site. In the Venn diagram of life those of us falling into Brit, expat and DL member are common as muck!

Herd merde, so to speak.

[Monoclinic 39]

This came from a Lily Quinton at tuzafsfluur@cheerful.com Tempting as it may sound, I'll think I'll stop with my present job which too relies on some of the requirements mentioned below but with added risks and dangers. Même pas peur!

 

Good day ******* *******!

Today our company is searching for employees for our company to improve the quality of service and to speed up the processing of orders. It is not important where did you work before or where are you working now, but if you have combination possibility, you are sociable, responsible and self-exacting, you have a magnificent opportunity to become our employee and to receive high income.

Duty: reception of client’s payments, making period reporting, promotion of financial achievement of the company.

Salary: $ 2000 a month + 5 % from each operation

Requirements: the age from 21, communication experience, operational experience with documents, operational experience in management, advanced level in using personal computer, constant access to the Internet for working in the Internet office, more than 3 free hours a day. If you are interested, please reply to: phil.roddick.prj@gmail.com Thank you.

[maryportfuncity 10,640]

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[maryportfuncity 10,640]

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[Paul Bearer 6,101]

Good day from Lolly Bedford

How are you doing? my name is Lolly Bedford, I want you assist me in spreading the sum 15Mdollars for charitable works in your country. This will be highly profitable to you too. I can't do this because I am dying of cancer.

I will like to tell you more, so please write me back at my private email lollybfd99@yahoo.com.hk thank you.

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[maryportfuncity 10,640]

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[Paul Bearer 6,101]

Jeez MPFC. Are we the only 2 people on DL that get spam e-mails?

[maryportfuncity 10,640]

Jeez MPFC. Are we the only 2 people on DL that get spam e-mails?

 

Well......you see, there's you, and then I do ALL the other posts.