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Hello all. My mollify - the 49 year old inebriating who won't accept it - with acloholic liver infirmity,

cirrosis, tumour and a peculiar mephitis on him regular nonetheless he showers because he itches like crazy.

Looks gruesome, particular pale-faced coloured, papery hull on legs , bruising, biting deadening all the again.

It's a smashing day here in south Wales (UK) and there he is in a variety of layers, a huge big fleecy jacket

and wooly GLOVES!!! I'm in a sun-dress.

He has hepatic encepholepathy (I again course it illegitimate, star-crossed), and won't put into place his medication properly.

He is also help draughting Guinness. He was out of asylum for a day and he's no hope on it.

He is staying with his pamper tonight and I've lawful oral to him on the phone and he is particular dissentious,

was wordy has evidently drank today and was slurring terribly. I was told another liquor could silence him.

That was 2 weeks ago. He's been liquoring up to 5 pints of Guinness a day for from a week.

I'm at the end of my tempt and don't skilled in what to do. Any suggestion and albe that as it may I be acquainted with it's relentlessly to act

a set proportion but does anyone bear like stories of relatives/friends and how crave did they last?

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Hello all. My mollify - the 49 year old inebriating who won't accept it - with acloholic liver infirmity,

cirrosis, tumour and a peculiar mephitis on him regular nonetheless he showers because he itches like crazy.

Looks gruesome, particular pale-faced coloured, papery hull on legs , bruising, biting deadening all the again.

It's a smashing day here in south Wales (UK) and there he is in a variety of layers, a huge big fleecy jacket

and wooly GLOVES!!! I'm in a sun-dress.

He has hepatic encepholepathy (I again course it illegitimate, star-crossed), and won't put into place his medication properly.

He is also help draughting Guinness. He was out of asylum for a day and he's no hope on it.

He is staying with his pamper tonight and I've lawful oral to him on the phone and he is particular dissentious,

was wordy has evidently drank today and was slurring terribly. I was told another liquor could silence him.

That was 2 weeks ago. He's been liquoring up to 5 pints of Guinness a day for from a week.

I'm at the end of my tempt and don't skilled in what to do. Any suggestion and albe that as it may I be acquainted with it's relentlessly to act

a set proportion but does anyone bear like stories of relatives/friends and how crave did they last?

Post of the f*****g year. It even mentions Star Crossed. Maybe it is Star Crossed. Or dear old Stanley Unwin's ghost.

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Hello all. My mollify - the 49 year old inebriating who won't accept it - with acloholic liver infirmity,

cirrosis, tumour and a peculiar mephitis on him regular nonetheless he showers because he itches like crazy.

Looks gruesome, particular pale-faced coloured, papery hull on legs , bruising, biting deadening all the again.

It's a smashing day here in south Wales (UK) and there he is in a variety of layers, a huge big fleecy jacket

and wooly GLOVES!!! I'm in a sun-dress.

He has hepatic encepholepathy (I again course it illegitimate, star-crossed), and won't put into place his medication properly.

He is also help draughting Guinness. He was out of asylum for a day and he's no hope on it.

He is staying with his pamper tonight and I've lawful oral to him on the phone and he is particular dissentious,

was wordy has evidently drank today and was slurring terribly. I was told another liquor could silence him.

That was 2 weeks ago. He's been liquoring up to 5 pints of Guinness a day for from a week.

I'm at the end of my tempt and don't skilled in what to do. Any suggestion and albe that as it may I be acquainted with it's relentlessly to act

a set proportion but does anyone bear like stories of relatives/friends and how crave did they last?

 

WTF????? :skull:

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Hello all. My mollify - the 49 year old inebriating who won't accept it - with acloholic liver infirmity,

cirrosis, tumour and a peculiar mephitis on him regular nonetheless he showers because he itches like crazy.

Looks gruesome, particular pale-faced coloured, papery hull on legs , bruising, biting deadening all the again.

It's a smashing day here in south Wales (UK) and there he is in a variety of layers, a huge big fleecy jacket

and wooly GLOVES!!! I'm in a sun-dress.

He has hepatic encepholepathy (I again course it illegitimate, star-crossed), and won't put into place his medication properly.

He is also help draughting Guinness. He was out of asylum for a day and he's no hope on it.

He is staying with his pamper tonight and I've lawful oral to him on the phone and he is particular dissentious,

was wordy has evidently drank today and was slurring terribly. I was told another liquor could silence him.

That was 2 weeks ago. He's been liquoring up to 5 pints of Guinness a day for from a week.

I'm at the end of my tempt and don't skilled in what to do. Any suggestion and albe that as it may I be acquainted with it's relentlessly to act

a set proportion but does anyone bear like stories of relatives/friends and how crave did they last?

 

Are you that lady that was in the paper because they found a worm in her brain?

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Hello all. My mollify - the 49 year old inebriating who won't accept it - with acloholic liver infirmity,

cirrosis, tumour and a peculiar mephitis on him regular nonetheless he showers because he itches like crazy.

Looks gruesome, particular pale-faced coloured, papery hull on legs , bruising, biting deadening all the again.

It's a smashing day here in south Wales (UK) and there he is in a variety of layers, a huge big fleecy jacket

and wooly GLOVES!!! I'm in a sun-dress.

He has hepatic encepholepathy (I again course it illegitimate, star-crossed), and won't put into place his medication properly.

He is also help draughting Guinness. He was out of asylum for a day and he's no hope on it.

He is staying with his pamper tonight and I've lawful oral to him on the phone and he is particular dissentious,

was wordy has evidently drank today and was slurring terribly. I was told another liquor could silence him.

That was 2 weeks ago. He's been liquoring up to 5 pints of Guinness a day for from a week.

I'm at the end of my tempt and don't skilled in what to do. Any suggestion and albe that as it may I be acquainted with it's relentlessly to act

a set proportion but does anyone bear like stories of relatives/friends and how crave did they last?

 

WTF????? :skull:

 

 

HCW, did this come in from a ISP address we already know? If not. I demand this - ahem - most unique of talents stays and amuses us.

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IP is not unique to this poster, there are four others, only one of whom has more than one post (2) so it's probably a bot. But it's an iiinnnnttttteeerrreeesssttttiiiinnnggg bot. Normally I would make it disappear, but since HCW didn't, and because it is entertaining, I'll leave it alone, too.

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Hmmm. It sounds like verbal mulch, like the results of an online translator. I wonder what the original language was before it went into the processor. And it can't be a coincidence that it mentions star-crossed. So it might be an actual person, maybe a German, posting as 'Ein Liver'. Curiouser and curiouser.

 

Madame Defarge

Private Investigator

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Hmmm. It sounds like verbal mulch, like the results of an online translator. I wonder what the original language was before it went into the processor. And it can't be a coincidence that it mentions star-crossed.

 

Madame Defarge

Private Investigator

Oh I dunno, I thought there were shades of Under Milk Wood in phrases such as: "Looks gruesome, particular pale-faced coloured, papery hull on legs , bruising, biting deadening all the again."

 

Or has our Droog here been influenced by a bit of the "the old knifey moloko" if you know what I mean.

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Hmmm. It sounds like verbal mulch, like the results of an online translator. I wonder what the original language was before it went into the processor. And it can't be a coincidence that it mentions star-crossed.

Of course not, Madame. The current "Anti - Star Crossed" patch he has been using is losing it's effect.

I know he is going to have "a slip" very soon ..

 

Star Crossed is beginning to feel very weak. Come on Star Crossed, come on out. The fear cannot confine you once the fear is approached. I know you are reading, I know you are slipping. It's only a matter of time before that crave overtakes him ..

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Hmmm. It sounds like verbal mulch, like the results of an online translator. I wonder what the original language was before it went into the processor. And it can't be a coincidence that it mentions star-crossed.

Of course not, Madame. The current "Anti - Star Crossed" patch he has been using is losing it's effect.

I know he is going to have "a slip" very soon ..

 

Star Crossed is beginning to feel very weak. Come on Star Crossed, come on out. The fear cannot confine you once the fear is appoached. I know you are reading, I know you are slipping. It's only a matter of time before that crave overtakes him ..

 

Yeah...you're obviously the clarion call for Star Crossed to return.....NOT!!! (only comical west of the Atlantic)

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If the IP is to be believed, the language of origin would be Arabic. No wonder it makes no sense to infidels.

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Guest Audrey's replacement

Has Banshees been setting up lots of accounts lately?

 

No, on second thoughts that's insulting. These bots are more consitent and comprehensible!

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HCW, did this come in from a ISP address we already know? If not. I demand this - ahem - most unique of talents stays and amuses us.

 

The e-mail address is elivreni@pd-loan.com if you really want to get into any kind of relationship, but there have been another 4 spammers using that e-mail address, I've banned the IP address anyway and I'll keep this thread open (for your enjoyment)

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HCW, did this come in from a ISP address we already know? If not. I demand this - ahem - most unique of talents stays and amuses us.

 

The e-mail address is elivreni@pd-loan.com if you really want to get into any kind of relationship, but there have been another 4 spammers using that e-mail address, I've banned the IP address anyway and I'll keep this thread open (for your enjoyment)

Are we now seeing a change of tactics by these scumbags?

Post something utterly bizzare, reel us in and then hit us with " SPAM, 10 for a Fiver"

Edit: If anybody out there knows of where they do the 10 for a fiver deal, let us know.......

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HCW, did this come in from a ISP address we already know? If not. I demand this - ahem - most unique of talents stays and amuses us.

 

The e-mail address is elivreni@pd-loan.com if you really want to get into any kind of relationship, but there have been another 4 spammers using that e-mail address, I've banned the IP address anyway and I'll keep this thread open (for your enjoyment)

Are we now seeing a change of tactics by these scumbags?

Post something utterly bizzare, reel us in and then hit us with " SPAM, 10 for a Fiver"

 

Very possibly, I'll keep an eye out for any other weird posts

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HCW, did this come in from a ISP address we already know? If not. I demand this - ahem - most unique of talents stays and amuses us.

 

The e-mail address is elivreni@pd-loan.com if you really want to get into any kind of relationship, but there have been another 4 spammers using that e-mail address, I've banned the IP address anyway and I'll keep this thread open (for your enjoyment)

Are we now seeing a change of tactics by these scumbags?

Post something utterly bizzare, reel us in and then hit us with " SPAM, 10 for a Fiver"

 

Very possibly, I'll keep an eye out for any other weird posts

 

 

Just click on Banshee's profile, you'll find plenty there.

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Could the amusing spamalot posters be moved here and perhaps we could hold a competition. Best in spam? Outstanding spam award? The Novel (spam) prize etc... Prize money would naturally come directly from the DL off-shore Nigerian bank.

 

As for his liver, my money is on the 27tH oF fEbRUarY 2009 :skill2::crossbone::skill2:

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Could the amusing spamalot posters be moved here and perhaps we could hold a competition. Best in spam? Outstanding spam award? The Novel (spam) prize etc... Prize money would naturally come directly from the DL off-shore Nigerian bank.

 

As for his liver, my money is on the 27tH oF fEbRUarY 2009 :skill2::crossbone::skill2:

 

I've added post number 10 to this thread, I'll try and dig a few others provided they don't contain any SPAM adverts or any other kind of spamming crap.

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