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Ok i have had a quick look around this awsome forum about this but found nothing so im sorry if i missed it.

 

The other day on the tv i noticed that 3 of the worlds most famous and succesfull starrs were found with copius amounts

of drugs in there system, but no full explanation why, Marilyn Monroe, Elvis, Michael Jackson, im sure there are more,

now i know all these folks used drugs but not to the extent that it would kill them, and who has and will make the most money

from there death?

 

Am i complete nobber?

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Amazon.

 

Yes.

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Is the poll asking if I think I'm a nobber or if this newbie is? It doesn't make it clear.

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No. But you can't spell very well.

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Yeah sorry about that, im really am dislexic

Ah, yet another dyslexic, like this one. Yawn.

Whatever the content or intent of your original post is lost on me, due to the low signal to noise ratio, and the amount of translation work required to figure out what the f'uck you are attempting to communicate.

Shame you had to play the dyslexic card so early on and lose whatever tiny shred of potential you may have had.

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Yeah sorry about that, im really am dislexic

No, you just can't spell. Lots of people can't spell but some take the trouble to use a dictionary, capital letters and apostrophes where they're needed.

 

Dyslexia is a trendy label to disguise the unwillingness of lazy f'ucks to sit down and learn stuff.

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Voted Yes, because...

a ) I foolishly agreed to go to Newcastle tonight for some colleague's leaving do, which makes me a complete nobber.

b ) I even more foolishly agreed to be a designated driver, condemning my poor car to the potential for vomity seats.

c ) I bothered to vote in this poll; something which surely only a nobber would do.

d ) All of the above.

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I can't vote until you tell me what the hell a "nobber" is. It doesn't sound positive but it certainly isn't in my dictionary.

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I can't vote until you tell me what the hell a "nobber" is. It doesn't sound positive but it certainly isn't in my dictionary.

 

It is not a clearly definable term, multifaceted if you like though essentially you are either a nobber or you are not. It is thus subjective. In terms of USAians and, of course my own opinions, the following may be classed as 'nobber':

 

George W. Bush

Tom Cruise

Paris Hilton (ironically nobbing is her specialist subject)

Fred Phelps

Michael Jackson (dead nobber)

Britney Spears

O. J. Simpson

David Blaine

The Hoff

princev.jpg

 

You get the idea. Completeness comes with the degree of nobbingness endured by the general public through the usual media outlets.

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Putting a sentence into word doesn’t cure anything , the way i was taught to deal with it is to memorise

How words look, there a lots of subtle tricks to this, I’m not making excuses and I’m by no means lazy or that thick, but I must admit that when I write quickly I tend not take notice of what I’m typing and do get a bit carried away, so if it pisses you of so much i shall endevour to do better.

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I can't vote until you tell me what the hell a "nobber" is. It doesn't sound positive but it certainly isn't in my dictionary.

 

 

I suspect that the question was directed at our antipodean members and was supposed to read 'Am I complete, cobber?', but with the dyslexia kicking in, it all came out wrong.

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I can't vote until you tell me what the hell a "nobber" is. It doesn't sound positive but it certainly isn't in my dictionary.

 

It is not a clearly definable term, multifaceted if you like though essentially you are either a nobber or you are not. It is thus subjective. In terms of USAians and, of course my own opinions, the following may be classed as 'nobber':

 

George W. Bush

Tom Cruise

Paris Hilton (ironically nobbing is her specialist subject)

Fred Phelps

Michael Jackson (dead nobber)

Britney Spears

O. J. Simpson

David Blaine

The Hoff

princev.jpg

 

You get the idea. Completeness comes with the degree of nobbingness endured by the general public through the usual media outlets.

 

So, a nobber is a stupid scientologist who's a sexy hate monger with multiple plastic surgeries who goes around without panties and is a violent running back with a talent for illusions and an alcohol problem. Now I get it.

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I can't vote until you tell me what the hell a "nobber" is. It doesn't sound positive but it certainly isn't in my dictionary.

 

It is not a clearly definable term, multifaceted if you like though essentially you are either a nobber or you are not. It is thus subjective. In terms of USAians and, of course my own opinions, the following may be classed as 'nobber':

 

George W. Bush

Tom Cruise

Paris Hilton (ironically nobbing is her specialist subject)

Fred Phelps

Michael Jackson (dead nobber)

Britney Spears

O. J. Simpson

David Blaine

The Hoff

princev.jpg

 

You get the idea. Completeness comes with the degree of nobbingness endured by the general public through the usual media outlets.

 

So, a nobber is a stupid scientologist who's a sexy hate monger with multiple plastic surgeries who goes around without panties and is a violent running back with a talent for illusions and an alcohol problem who wears stupid purple flares. Now I get it.

 

You missed a bit.

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I can't vote until you tell me what the hell a "nobber" is. It doesn't sound positive but it certainly isn't in my dictionary.

 

It is not a clearly definable term, multifaceted if you like though essentially you are either a nobber or you are not. It is thus subjective. In terms of USAians and, of course my own opinions, the following may be classed as 'nobber':

 

George W. Bush

Tom Cruise

Paris Hilton (ironically nobbing is her specialist subject)

Fred Phelps

Michael Jackson (dead nobber)

Britney Spears

O. J. Simpson

David Blaine

The Hoff

princev.jpg

 

You get the idea. Completeness comes with the degree of nobbingness endured by the general public through the usual media outlets.

 

So, a nobber is a stupid scientologist who's a sexy hate monger with multiple plastic surgeries who goes around without panties and is a violent running back with a talent for illusions and an alcohol problem who wears stupid purple flares. Now I get it.

 

You missed a bit.

 

Godot in nobber shocker! :rolleyes:

 

I thought I was so hip with my CND pendant, tie dye tee shirt and my purple cord flairs from Littlewoods.

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I can't vote until you tell me what the hell a "nobber" is. It doesn't sound positive but it certainly isn't in my dictionary.

 

It is not a clearly definable term, multifaceted if you like though essentially you are either a nobber or you are not. It is thus subjective. In terms of USAians and, of course my own opinions, the following may be classed as 'nobber':

 

George W. Bush

Tom Cruise

Paris Hilton (ironically nobbing is her specialist subject)

Fred Phelps

Michael Jackson (dead nobber)

Britney Spears

O. J. Simpson

David Blaine

The Hoff

princev.jpg

 

You get the idea. Completeness comes with the degree of nobbingness endured by the general public through the usual media outlets.

 

So, a nobber is a stupid scientologist who's a sexy hate monger with multiple plastic surgeries who goes around without panties and is a violent running back with a talent for illusions and an alcohol problem who wears stupid purple flares. Now I get it.

 

You missed a bit.

 

Godot in nobber shocker! :rolleyes:

 

I thought I was so hip with my CND pendant, tie dye tee shirt and my purple cord flairs from Littlewoods.

In the mid 70s, at the tender age of about 10 when I was in the habit of miming to the likes of Slade and Sweet on TOTP and fancied myself as something of a fashion guru, I had a pair of crimson crushed velveteenish strides with spangly bits on the arse cheeks.

 

How does that rate on the nobber scale?

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We have to start over because I don't know what a purple flair is either.

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I can't vote until you tell me what the hell a "nobber" is. It doesn't sound positive but it certainly isn't in my dictionary.

 

It is not a clearly definable term, multifaceted if you like though essentially you are either a nobber or you are not. It is thus subjective. In terms of USAians and, of course my own opinions, the following may be classed as 'nobber':

 

George W. Bush

Tom Cruise

Paris Hilton (ironically nobbing is her specialist subject)

Fred Phelps

Michael Jackson (dead nobber)

Britney Spears

O. J. Simpson

David Blaine

The Hoff

princev.jpg

 

You get the idea. Completeness comes with the degree of nobbingness endured by the general public through the usual media outlets.

 

So, a nobber is a stupid scientologist who's a sexy hate monger with multiple plastic surgeries who goes around without panties and is a violent running back with a talent for illusions and an alcohol problem who wears stupid purple flares. Now I get it.

 

You missed a bit.

 

Godot in nobber shocker! :P

 

I thought I was so hip with my CND pendant, tie dye tee shirt and my purple cord flairs from Littlewoods.

In the mid 70s, at the tender age of about 10 when I was in the habit of miming to the likes of Slade and Sweet on TOTP and fancied myself as something of a fashion guru, I had a pair of crimson crushed velveteenish strides with spangly bits on the arse cheeks.

 

How does that rate on the nobber scale?

There was a lot of nobbing going on in the 70s. :rolleyes:

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We have to start over because I don't know what a purple flair is either.

Godot, at the Leeds Odeon, circa 1967.

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NOW I know what a nobber is!!!

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We have to start over because I don't know what a purple flair is either.

Godot, at the Leeds Odeon, circa 1967.

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Didn't he date my sister?

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We have to start over because I don't know what a purple flair is either.

Godot, at the Leeds Odeon, circa 1967.

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I'm not that old. I also had, er....a mullet. But yes I remember having 4ins stack heels two-toned shoes, panda collars, tank tops, Oxford bags and an RAF great coat - for a little while. My era was Slade, Sweet, Quo, Wishbone Ash, Yes, Curved Air, Led Zep, Rory Gallagher, oh and Roxy Music who crossed the divide between glam rock and progressive rock. Fashion went a little but like American cars did in the 1950s - over the top. But not in the clothes catalogues.

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