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what about Jack Lalanne to rest?

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Clive Dunn - "Who do you think you are killing, Mr. Reaper, can't you see his name is Dunn?"

 

Bob Dole - "Off the Dole!"

 

Dick Cheney - "Heart not in it anymore" (assuming he dies from heart failure, obviously)

 

I'm pun-mad, me ;)

 

Zsa Zsa Gabor - "Zsa Zsa Gabought the Farm"

 

Bob Godfrey - Not so Animated

 

Got another Zsa Zsa one - "Goodnight Dahlings"

 

She's such an inspiration to me

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Steve Jobs - not on this year's list but if he makes it to next year how about "iDead"?

 

He was also romantically linked with Joan Baez for a while, so how about "Baez ex expires"? You could use that for any of her former lovers (Bob Dylan, Mickey Hart, David Harris).

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Kirk Douglas - Kirk-ed the Bucket

 

Jerry Lewis - Had The Last Laugh

 

Chapman Pincher - 'Stop The Press', or how about '(Last) Pincher Movement' or maybe 'Pincher Me, I Must Be Dreaming!'

 

Helmut Schmidt - About Done Schmidt

 

Bill Tarmey - Jack In A Box

 

Diana Wynne-Jones - Written Off (could apply to any author/writer really)

 

John Edrich - Had A Good Innings

 

Wonder if there are any headline-writer jobs going at The Sun...

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Got another Zsa Zsa one - "Goodnight Dahlings"

 

She's such an inspiration to me

 

You could also go with, "One foot in the grave"...I'm assuming the detached one is on ebay.

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Got another Zsa Zsa one - "Goodnight Dahlings"

 

She's such an inspiration to me

 

You could also go with, "One foot in the grave"...I'm assuming the detached one is on ebay.

 

They already used that one for Michael Foot unfortunately

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Got another Zsa Zsa one - "Goodnight Dahlings"

 

She's such an inspiration to me

 

You could also go with, "One foot in the grave"...I'm assuming the detached one is on ebay.

 

They already used that one for Michael Foot unfortunately

 

Death of a leg-end?

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Nicole Sc-hearse-inger - Don't You Wish Your Girlfriend Was Dead Like Me?

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If either of Hall and Oates were to pass on - "You're Out of Touch, He's Out of Time!"

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Diana Wynne Jones: Howl's Moving Casket

 

Olivia De Haviland: Gone With the Wind

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Al Molinaro - No More Happy Days For Al

Dom Mintoff - Dom Went Off

Harlan Ellison - Hard Luck For Harlan

Chapman Pincher - The Last Pincher Show

Fergie Frederiksen - Fer-Gone Conclusion

Anna Wing - Anna Gets Her Wings

Oscar Niemeyer - Deathlist Gets An Oscar

Ravi Shankar - No Encore From Shankar

Tony Martin - Tony's Farewell Performance

Ian Brady - Brady No Moor (too much?)

Erich Priebke - He Had A Gas

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Frank Thornton - Had The Last of the Summer Wine

Jack Klugman - Not All Right Jack

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