maryportfuncity 10,673 Posted December 4, 2011 Whaddya mean you meant to get round to it!? Follow the tense competition and resolve to join in next year! Scoreboard SPADE - "DEATHFINGERER" - COOLEY - 2034 DEADSOX - 1374 DEVON DEATH TRIP - 1055 CAPTAIN CHORIZO - 1052 WINDSOR - 1044 EST 1993 - 1011 LARDY - 706 BERT TRAUTMANN - 692 MAGERE HEIN - 692 MSC - 692 ROTTEN ALI - 692 ANGRY GREATNESS - 676 TOAST - 676 MPFC - 346 TICK TOCK - 346 UNKNOWN MAN - 346 List of Teams Ag – Angry Greatness bt – Bert Trautmann ch – Captain Chorizo dd – Devon Death Trip ds – Deadsox es – Est 1993 lb – Lard Bazaar mh – Magere Hein mp – MPFC ms- MSC ra – Rotten Ali sc - Spade Cooley to – Toast tt – Tick Tock tu – The Unknown Man wt - Windsor Hall of Fame Raskolnikov: 2009 Winner Devon Death Trip: 2011 Winner Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,673 Posted December 4, 2011 And you will know us by the trail of dead... 5 Jan: Frederica Sagor Maas – cc* - 361 pts 6 Jan: Bob Holness – lb - 360 9 Jan: Malam Bacai Sanha – dd, sc- 357 14 Jan Dame Lesley Strathie – dd, ds, sc, wt - 352 20 Jan: Etta James – ag, bt*, dd, ds*, es*, lb, mh*, mp, ms*, ra*, sc*, to, tt, tu, wt*- 346 5 Feb: Florence Green – ag, cc, to - 330 5 Feb: Michele Baldwin – ds - 330 16 Feb: Gary Carter – es, sc - 319 21 Feb: Leonard Rosoman – sc - 314 Violet Wood beams at the thought of surviving the Deathrace! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,673 Posted December 4, 2011 Masterlist Masterlist * = Joker Abdelbaset Al-Megrahi – ag, cc, dd, ds, es, lb, mh, mp*, ra, wt Abdoellah bin Abdoel Aziz al-Saoed – mh Muhammad Ali – ag Patty Andrews – lb, mp Val Armstrong – sc Michael Aspel - tt Bashar al-Assad - mp Michele Baldwin – ds Rex Barnett - sc Jacques Barzun – bt, ra Ronnie Biggs – mp, ra, tt, wt David Blaine – lb Mary Bowers - sc Ian Brady – ds Rich Buhler - es Max Bygraves – ms Harold Camping - tu Pearl Carr – mp Gary Carter – es, sc Elliot Carter – ra Fidel Castro – tu Beverly Cleary – ag Glafcos Clerides – ms Ronald Coase – ms Tom Condliff – mp Besse Cooper – bt, cc, es, mh, to* David Crosby – lb The Reverend Reginald Dean – mp Leila Denmark – ra, to Robert Dennerly – es Michael Dokes - sc Bob Dole – mh, wt Kirk Douglas - ag Micky Duff - sc Lee Evans – ds, mp Sir Tom Finney - dd Annette Funicello - ds Zsa Zsa Gabor – bt, cc, ds, lb, mh, mp, ra, to, tt, tu, wt James Garner – ms Vo Nguyen Giap – bt Robin Gibb – ag, dd, ds, es, lb, mh, mp, ms, sc, to, tt, tu*, wt Roy Glaube - mh Eydie Gorme – ds Billy Graham – es, lb, cc, mh, tt, wt Florence Green – ag, bt, to Larry Hagman – lb João Havelange –cc, lb Hazel Hawke – sc Jock Hobbs - dd Bob Holness – lb Geoffrey Hughes – mp, tu, wt Lou Kenton - tt Don Imus - es Guy Innes-Ker – ds Clive James – ms, wt Etta James – ag, bt*, dd, ds*, es*, lb, mh*, mp, ms*, ra*, sc*, to, tt, tu, wt* Cassandra Jardine - sc Wojciech Jaruzelski – es, mh, mp, ms, ra, sc, to, wt Teddy Johnson - mp Winnie Johnson – ag, dd, ds, wt Grace Jones- bt Michail Kalasjnikov - mh Hamid Karzai - mh Jiroemon Kimura – bt Ralph Klien – es Joseph Kony - dd Józef Kowalski – bt Carla Laemmle – lb Artie Lange – lb Christopher Lee - mh Harper Lee – ms Jerry Lee Lewis – ra Jon Lord - dd Sir Bernard Lovell – ms Lisa Lynch – sc Frederica Sagor Maas – cc* Miguel de la Madrid - dd Nelson Mandela – ag*, cc, dd, lb Gabriel García Márquez – mh Mike Marquesee – sc Penny Marshall – dd, ds, mp, ms, tu, wt George Martin - tt Tony Martin - tt Paul Mason - mp Russell Means – ds Dom Mintoff – ds, to, wt Rochus Misch –ag, cc, dd Xolile Mngeni – dd* Rita Levi-Montalcini – ms, to Patrick Moore - mh Hosni Mubarak - ds Robert Mugabe – mh, wt Faustino Sanoz Muniz – sc Pete Murray – tt* Tony Nicklinson – lb Oscar Niemeyer – cc, to, tt Manuel Noriega – ms Lord Oaksey – wt Dr Anthonia Onuoha - dd Hiroo Onoda – mh Ara Parseghian - es Chin Peng – ds Gregory Powell - ds Prince Philip – lb Leslie Philips – ms Terry Pratchett - mh Steve Prescott – mp Luise Rainer – ms, to Nancy Reagan – lb Leonard Rosoman – sc Malam Bacai Sanha – dd, sc Vidal Sassoon – ag, ms, tu, wt Helmut Schmidt - mh Ariel Sharon - ra Yitzhak Shamir – cc, ra, to, tu Sir Run Run Shaw – bt Edward Short – bt Douglas Slocombe – cc Andrew Smith - dd Lianne Smith – mp Dame Lesley Strathie – dd, ds, sc, wt Jim Synes - dd Bert Sugar - dd Margaret Thatcher – lb, mp, ra, tu, wt Jeremy Thorpe – wt Sir Anthony Tritton – lb Albert Uderzo - mh Atal Bihari Vajpayee – ds Andrew Walker - sc Eli Wallach – ms Bert Weedon - tt Andy Williams – ds, ms, tu Mary Wilson – ms Anna Wing – lb Violet Wood – bt, cc Chris Woodhead – sc Sir Peregrine Worsthorne – ms Masao Yoshida – dd, sc Ethan Zohn – mp Diminutive death-defying Alf Pearson, so full of life our 16 dead pooling experts gave him a body swerve for 2012. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,673 Posted December 4, 2011 DEATHRACE 2012: THE RULES 1 – The object of the Deathrace is to be the first contestant to reach 2012 points. 2 – To enter the Deathrace a contestant must have A: A valid and current DDP team or a Deathrace Dirty Dozen team. B: Status as a member of the Deathlist (i.e. be at least a Pointless Ranter and at most a Dedicated Cumbrian Corpse Hound, or Summat) Or…..successfully argue a case to MPFC for entry without the above. 3 – Entries are open until midnight on 31 December. A team will be deemed to have entered when they post a full DDP team and the name of their DDP team on the Deathrace thread on the Deathlist. Or A special ‘Deathrace Dirty Dozen’ (DDD) line-up concocted specifically for the Deathrace comprising 12 members conspicuous as ‘low hanging fruit’ of the variety beloved of dead poolers. Including one of the Dirty Dozen nominated as a joker and a suitable grimly funny team name for the DDD 4 – Players score points every time a team member dies and accrues an obit (see point 9). The score for each death amounts to 1 point for every complete calendar day of 2012 remaining after the death of said team member. So, a death on January 1st scores 365 points, a death on January 2nd scores 364 points etc. 5 – Each team must include a joker. Jokers score double the normal points in point 4 above. Players entering a DDP team are not obliged to retain their DDP selection of joker for Deathrace purposes. 6 – The winner is the first player to reach or exceed 2012 points. 7 – In the event that a single death pushes more than one player beyond the victory score the winner will be deemed to be the player with the highest overall score. 8 – In the event that a single death pushes more than one player beyond the victory score and a tie remains between the winners, a sudden death play-off will ensue between all potential winners. 8a – The sudden death play off involves all possible winners waiting until one player scores another death of a team member. Said player will then be declared the winner. The sudden death play off will continue until a single clear winner emerges. 9 - For the purposes of the Deathrace the same rules about eligibility of team members apply as apply in the DDP, which is obvious anyway cos we’ve been using those rules from the start of the Deathrace competitions. 10 – ‘Obit’ in the context of the Deathrace means any report from a reliable news source in English. In this context the following are admissable: ‘Newspaper obits, national newspaper reports, local newspaper reports, coverage in trade journals or similar specialist publications. In all cases evidence online from these sources is sufficient to count for an ‘obit’ for scoring purposes. In the event of a debate about a ‘reliable news source’ MPFC’s decision is final. But he is very reasonable and quite likely to award points to the lowest hanging fruit. 11 – To qualify for points all team members must be alive on January 1st 2012 or qualify for the Raymond Hewlett Memorial Exemption (RHME) 11a – In honour of everyone’s favourite Maddie-implicated paedo-scum the Deathrace operates a policy of awarding 366 points to any candidate widely believed to be alive on 1 January and subsequently discovered to have been deceased when the pool opened. To qualify for such a bonus said candidate must be reported dead in the year of the competition. In the event that an obit counting news report adhering to Deathrace qualification for points is subsequently discovered to have been published before the commencement of the Deathrace all points for the candidate are voided. 11b – In the event of disputes over rule 11a MPFC’s decision is final, but may be appealed by anyone attending a DLCon and supplying MPFC with foaming ale whilst appealing. The decision won’t be changed but MPFC will greatly enjoy the free beer. 12 – If any team is found to have used Deathlist editing options to subtly change the line up of their squad instant disqualification without appeal will follow and MPFC will not be held responsible for any abuse heaped upon said cheat by other posters. 13 – The winner will receive a prize as follows: A: Should the winner attend the next DLCon MPFC will personally offer a single measure of an alcoholic drink of choice (beer/wine or spirit) along with much back patting and hearty congratulations. B: If A is not possible MPFC will offer an item from his extensive collection of duplicate Carlisle United merchandise kindly donated by relatives who forget he already owns said books, scarves or pork pie hat. C: If option B proves unattractive MPFC may be suggestible, via PMs, to offer summat more suitable. Previous prizes have included a DVD copy of the original Death Race 2000 movie and a charitable donation at the behest of DDP. Other General Stuff 1 – After the closing date MPFC post a masterlist of entries. 2 – The masterlist will be updated at least every ten days and a scoreboard will appear until such time as a winner is declared. 3 – On declaration of a winner MPFC will seek to get the thread closed and offer hearty thanks to DL admins for their tolerance. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ricster 2 Posted December 19, 2011 DEATHRACE 2012: THE RULES 1 – The object of the Deathrace is to be the first contestant to reach 2012 points. 2 – To enter the Deathrace a contestant must have A: A valid and current DDP team or a Deathrace Dirty Dozen team. B: Status as a member of the Deathlist (i.e. be at least a Pointless Ranter and at most a Dedicated Cumbrian Corpse Hound, or Summat) Or…..successfully argue a case to MPFC for entry without the above. 3 – Entries are open until midnight on 31 December. A team will be deemed to have entered when they post a full DDP team and the name of their DDP team on the Deathrace thread on the Deathlist. Or A special ‘Deathrace Dirty Dozen’ (DDD) line-up concocted specifically for the Deathrace comprising 12 members conspicuous as ‘low hanging fruit’ of the variety beloved of dead poolers. Including one of the Dirty Dozen nominated as a joker and a suitable grimly funny team name for the DDD 4 – Players score points every time a team member dies and accrues an obit (see point 9). The score for each death amounts to 1 point for every complete calendar day of 2012 remaining after the death of said team member. So, a death on January 1st scores 365 points, a death on January 2nd scores 364 points etc. 5 – Jokers score double the normal points in point 4 above. 6 – The winner is the first player to reach or exceed 2012 points. 7 – In the event that a single death pushes more than one player beyond the victory score the winner will be deemed to be the player with the highest overall score. 8 – In the event that a single death pushes more than one player beyond the victory score and a tie remains between the winners, a sudden death play-off will ensue between all potential winners. 8a – The sudden death play off involves all possible winners waiting until one player scores another death of a team member. Said player will then be declared the winner. The sudden death play off will continue until a single clear winner emerges. 9 - For the purposes of the Deathrace the same rules about eligibility of team members apply as apply in the DDP, which is obvious anyway cos we’ve been using those rules from the start of the Deathrace competitions. 10 – ‘Obit’ in the context of the Deathrace means any report from a reliable news source in English. In this context the following are admissable: ‘Newspaper obits, national newspaper reports, local newspaper reports, coverage in trade journals or similar specialist publications. In all cases evidence online from these sources is sufficient to count for an ‘obit’ for scoring purposes. In the event of a debate about a ‘reliable news source’ MPFC’s decision is final. But he is very reasonable and quite likely to award points to the lowest hanging fruit. 11 – To qualify for points all team members must be alive on January 1st 2012 or qualify for the Raymond Hewlett Memorial Exemption (RHME) 11a – In honour of everyone’s favourite Maddie-implicated paedo-scum the Deathrace operates a policy of awarding 366 points to any candidate widely believed to be alive on 1 January and subsequently discovered to have been deceased when the pool opened. To qualify for such a bonus said candidate must be reported dead in the year of the competition. In the event that an obit counting news report adhering to Deathrace qualification for points is subsequently discovered to have been published before the commencement of the Deathrace all points for the candidate are voided. 11b – In the event of disputes over rule 11a MPFC’s decision is final, but may be appealed by anyone attending a DLCon and supplying MPFC with foaming ale whilst appealing. The decision won’t be changed but MPFC will greatly enjoy the free beer. 12 – If any team is found to have used Deathlist editing options to subtly change the line up of their squad instant disqualification without appeal will follow and MPFC will not be held responsible for any abuse heaped upon said cheat by other posters. 13 – The winner will receive a prize as follows: A: Should the winner attend the next DLCon MPFC will personally offer a single measure of an alcoholic drink of choice (beer/wine or spirit) along with much back patting and hearty congratulations. B: If A is not possible MPFC will offer an item from his extensive collection of duplicate Carlisle United merchandise kindly donated by relatives who forget he already owns said books, scarves or pork pie hat. C: If option B proves unattractive MPFC may be suggestible, via PMs, to offer summat more suitable. Previous prizes have included a DVD copy of the original Death Race 2000 movie and a charitable donation at the behest of DDP. Other General Stuff 1 – After the closing date MPFC post a masterlist of entries. 2 – The masterlist will be updated at least every ten days and a scoreboard will appear until such time as a winner is declared. 3 – On declaration of a winner MPFC will seek to get the thread closed and offer hearty thanks to DL admins for their tolerance. Is there any rule about having lifespans manipulated to faciliate winning the prestigous title - this could be a great opportunity to pick rank outsiders then persuade them to decease in order to bump up your score ? just a thought...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,673 Posted December 19, 2011 Totally out of order MI, and also likely to favour any entrant professionally employed at a place like Broadmoor. However, your intervention is very timely because I've just been tweaking the rules hereabouts. Please note the change to rule 5 above. In the interests of a skilful sprint to a satisfying Deathrace finish, the 2012 pool will allow DDP teams to change their jokers. So, if you've gone the sensible Robin Gibb option on the DDP joker but reckon Besse Cooper (low scoring on the DDP) is likely to go first, pick her, or any other conspicious low-hanger, for your Deathrace joker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Estuarian Float 97 Posted December 24, 2011 So we get 20 picks if we use our ddp teams, but only 12 if we make a special team? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,673 Posted December 26, 2011 Aye, that's about it Est 1993, but then if you check the rules on counting obits they're fairly lax compared to DDP standards and the scores per pick are down to the days left in the year when they go. So, 12 of the lowest hangers should be able to see off 20 likely to die within the next year. The Dirty Dozen option has only been tried once, by Rotten Ali in 2011 and DDT's stunning performance swept everyone before him this year, so I don't think we've truly tapped the potential of the low-hangers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert Trautmann 58 Posted December 26, 2011 Et moi, I reckon I'll go for the dozen option again this year makes it more interesting Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,800 Posted December 26, 2011 I think I asked this last time I played this one, but can we PM you our lists because my DDP team is so brilliant and obviously going to win that I don't want to post it here before 1st Jan so that everybody can nick my picks? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted December 26, 2011 But then that list was one of my least well tested and it showed me up good and proper to be well out of my depth in even understanding what low hanging fruit was... mine largely has stayed untouched on the tree till... even now I still notice 7 of the 12 still swaying back and forth... Ronnie Biggs, Elliot Carter, Leila Denmark, Zsa Zsa, Ariel Sharon, Yitzhak Shamir & Margaret Thatcher. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainChorizo 1,990 Posted December 27, 2011 Going with a DDD Team "Paddled by Taft" Frederica Sagor Maas*Joker Jiroemon Kimura Zsa Zsa Gabor Violet Wood Florence Green Vo Nguyen Giap Grace Jones-supercentenarian not the singer Jacques Barzun Edward Short Besse Cooper Sir Run Run Shaw Józef Kowalski Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,673 Posted December 27, 2011 So dirty they're positively sluts...BIG RESPECT Captain. Re the query above, yep, please feel free to PM me with a team if you want to keep the dead pooling powder dry to the last second. I've just copied Mr Trautmann's team from a PM before writing this. The one restriction I will impose is to ban myself from entering a DDD team, since I could - hypothetically - nick your picks. That would be out of order. My line up will be one of my DDP teams, possibly with a different joker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,209 Posted December 31, 2011 Here's a dirty dozen from me Since You Gotta Go .... Besse Cooper (joker) Leila Denmark Zsa Zsa Gabor Robin Gibb Florence Green Etta James Wojciech Jaruzelski Rita Levi-Montalcini Dom Mintoff Oscar Niemeyer Luise Rainer Run Run Shaw Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted December 31, 2011 "STAB-in-the-DARK" Abdelbaset al-Megrahi Jacques Barzun Ronnie Biggs Elliot Carter Leila Denmark Zsa Zsa Gabor Etta James (joker) General Jaruzelski Jerry Lee Lewis Ariel Sharon Yitzhak Shamir Margaret Thatcher its got to be a dirty dozen for 2012 please... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,673 Posted December 31, 2011 Toast/Ali Good to have you aboard and delighted at the tonnage of dirty dozen options taken this year. Obviously the Grim Reaper will decide the winner but it does strike me as in keeping with the Deathrace spirit that the DD teams perform well this year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,512 Posted December 31, 2011 Well, the DD sides look to have some good picks in them. I'm happy with my lot too, though I still suspect DDT will murder everyone (not literally, unless he is, as suspected, the Reaper ) in his way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Unknown Man 592 Posted December 31, 2011 Here is my dirty dozen "The End Of The World As We Know It" Robin Gibb (Joker) Etta James Vidal Sassoon Andy Williams Yitzhak Shamir Zsa Zsa Gabor Penny Marshall Harold Camping Fidel Castro Ariel Sharon Margaret Thatcher Geoffrey Hughes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
angryGreatness 96 Posted December 31, 2011 Dirty Dozen Better Them than Us! 1 - Nelson Mandela 2 - Etta James 3 - Robin Gibb 4 - Florence Green 5 - Abdelbaset al-Megrahi 6 - Rochus Misch 7 - Kirk Douglas 8 - Vidal Sassoon 9 - Yitzhak Shamir 10 - Winnie Johnson 11 - Beverly Cleary 12 - Muhammad Ali Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tick Tock 2 Posted December 31, 2011 Dirty Dozen Tick Tock Stopped Tickin' Etta James ZaZa Gabor Ronnie Biggs Billy Graham Lou Kenton Michael Aspel Pete Murray (Joker) Tony Martin George Martin Bert Weedon Oscar Niemayer Robin Gibb Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Estuarian Float 97 Posted December 31, 2011 My Twelve Star Dust 1. Etta James (joker) 2. Besse Cooper 3. Robin Gibb 4. Gary Carter 5. Abdelbaset Al-Megrahi 6. Wojciech Jaruzelski 7. Robert Dennerly 8. Rich Buhler (American Christian Radio Host) 9. Ralph Klein (12th Premier of Alberta) 10. Rev Billy Graham 11. Ara Parseghian 12. Don Imus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,673 Posted January 1, 2012 Most of the teams are below, so if I've made a last-minute mistake compiling the masterlist, the evidence is probably in this post. Bring it to my attention and we'll sort it. Est. 1993 1. Etta James (joker) 2. Besse Cooper 3. Robin Gibb 4. Gary Carter 5. Abdelbaset Al-Megrahi 6. Wojciech Jaruzelski 7. Robert Dennerly 8. Rich Buhler (American Christian Radio Host) 9. Ralph Klein (12th Premier of Alberta) 10. Rev Billy Graham 11. Ara Parseghian 12. Don Imus Tick Tock Etta James ZaZa Gabor Ronnie Biggs Billy Graham Lou Kenton Michael Aspel Pete Murray (Joker) Tony Martin George Martin Bert Weedon Oscar Niemayer Robin Gibb Angry Greatness 1 - Nelson Mandela 2 - Etta James 3 - Robin Gibb 4 - Florence Green 5 - Abdelbaset al-Megrahi 6 - Rochus Misch 7 - Kirk Douglas 8 - Vidal Sassoon 9 - Yitzhak Shamir 10 - Winnie Johnson 11 - Beverly Cleary 12 - Muhammad Ali DDP 1) Xolile Mngeni (Suspect in Anni Dewani murder case) JOKER 2) Jock Hobbs 3) Dame Lesley Strathie 4) Jon Lord 5) Sir Tom Finney 6) Joseph Kony 7) Bert Sugar (boxing journalist) 8) Etta James 9) Jim Stynes 10) Abdelbaset al-Mehrahi 11) Winnie Johnson 12) Masao Yoshida 13) Robin Gibb 14) Penny Marshall 15) Andrew Smith (Partner of Russell T Davies) 16) Rochus Misch 17) Miguel de la Madrid 18) Malam Bacai Sanha 19) Dr Anthonia Onuoha 20) Nelson Mandela Spade Cooley Armstrong, Val Barnett, Rex Bowers, Mary Carter, Gary Dokes, Michael Duff, Mickey Gibb, Robin Hawke, Hazel James, Etta (joker) Jardine, Cassandra Jaruzelski, Wojciech Lynch, Lisa Marquesee, Mike Muniz, Faustino Sanoz Rosoman, Leonard Sanha, Malam Bacai Strathie, Lesley Walker, Andrew Woodhead, Chris Yoshida, Masao The Unknown Man Here is my dirty dozen "The End Of The World As We Know It" Robin Gibb (Joker) Etta James Vidal Sassoon Andy Williams Yitzhak Shamir Zsa Zsa Gabor Penny Marshall Harold Camping Fidel Castro Ariel Sharon Margaret Thatcher Geoffrey Hughes DDP 1) Xolile Mngeni (Suspect in Anni Dewani murder case) JOKER 2) Jock Hobbs 3) Dame Lesley Strathie 4) Jon Lord 5) Sir Tom Finney 6) Joseph Kony 7) Bert Sugar (boxing journalist) 8) Etta James 9) Jim Stynes 10) Abdelbaset al-Mehrahi 11) Winnie Johnson 12) Masao Yoshida 13) Robin Gibb 14) Penny Marshall 15) Andrew Smith (Partner of Russell T Davies) 16) Rochus Misch 17) Miguel de la Madrid 18) Malam Bacai Sanha 19) Dr Anthonia Onuoha 20) Nelson Mandela Rotten Ali Abdelbaset al-Megrahi Jacques Barzun Ronnie Biggs Elliot Carter Leila Denmark Zsa Zsa Gabor Etta James (joker) General Jaruzelski Jerry Lee Lewis Ariel Sharon Yitzhak Shamir Margaret Thatcher Toast Besse Cooper (joker) Leila Denmark Zsa Zsa Gabor Robin Gibb Florence Green Etta James Wojciech Jaruzelski Rita Levi-Montalcini Dom Mintoff Oscar Niemeyer Luise Rainer Run Run Shaw Magere Hein 1. Abdelbaset al-Megrahi 2. Abdoellah bin Abdoel Aziz al-Saoed 3. Besse Cooper 4. Bob Dole 5. Zsa Zsa Gábor 6. Gabriel García Márquez 7. Robin Gibb 8. Roy Glaube 9. Billy Graham 10. Etta James - joker 11. Wojciech Jaruzelski 12. Michail Kalasjnikov 13. Hamid Karzai 14. Christopher Lee 15. Patrick Moore 16. Robert Mugabe 17. Hiroo Onoda 18. Terry Pratchett 19. Helmut Schmidt 20. Albert Uderzo MPFC Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi = JOKER Patty Andrews Bashar al-Assad Ronnie Biggs Pearl Carr Tom Condliff – gargantuan ex-copper, refused gastric band. The Reverend Reginald Dean Lee Evans (athlete) Zsa Zsa Gabor Robin Gibb Geoffrey Hughes Etta James Wojciech Jaruzelski Teddy Johnson Penny Marshall Paul Mason – Fat as fuck, ex-postie Steve Prescott Lianne Smith Margaret Thatcher Ethan Zohn Subs bench Florence Green Deadsox 1. Etta James (Joker) 2. Abdelbaset al Megrahi 3. Penny Marshall 4. Annette Funicello 5. Eydie Gorme 6. Russell Means 7. Guy Innes-Ker 8. Dom Mintoff 9. Lee Evans (Gold Medal Track Star) 10. Chin Peng 11. Michele Baldwin (Cancer victim making 700 mile Ganges Paddle) 12. Atal Bihari Vajpayee 13. Winnie Johnson (Moors Victim’s Mother) 14. Gregory Powell (Onion Field Killer) 15. Zsa Zsa Gabor 16. Hosni Mubarak 17. Ian Brady (Moors Killer) 18. Robin Gibb 19. Andy Williams 20. Dame Leslie Strathie Sub #1 Brendan Lillis Windsor Etta James (Joker) Penny Marshall Winnie Johnson Zsa Zsa Gabor Al Megrahi Robin Gibb Ronnie Biggs Lord Oaksey Billy Graham Vidal Sassoon Geoffrey Hughes Dame Lesley Strathie Dom Mintoff Bob Dole Jeremy Thorpe Robert Mugabe Wojciech Jaruzelski Clive James Margaret Thatcher MSC 1. Etta James (joker) 2. Penny Marshall 3. Harper Lee 4. Ronald Coase 5. Andy Williams 6. Rita Levi-Montalcini 7. Bernard Lovell 8. Sir Peregrine Worsthorne 9. James Garner 10. Max Bygraves 11. Vidal Sassoon 12. Manuel Noriega 13. Clive James 14. Glafcos Clerides 15. Robin Gibb 16. Mary Wilson (Harold's widow) 17. Leslie Phillips 18. Wojciech Jaruzelski 19. Eli Wallach 20. Luise Rainer Plus the subs in what I am now calling the Sue bloody Carroll rule.. 21. John Freeman (MP/chat show host) 22. Rhodes Boyson (MP) Bert Trautmann Yitzhak Shamir Billy Graham Oscar Niemeyer Nelson Mandela João Havelange Rochus Misch Etta James (J) Abdelbaset Al-Megrahi Zsa Zsa Gabor Violet Wood Douglas Slocombe Besse Cooper Captain Chorizo Frederica Sagor Maas*Joker Jiroemon Kimura Zsa Zsa Gabor Violet Wood Florence Green Vo Nguyen Giap Grace Jones-supercentenarian not the singer Jacques Barzun Edward Short Besse Cooper Sir Run Run Shaw Józef Kowalski Lard Bazaar Sir Anthony Tritton (some baronet guy DOB 4/3/27) - Joker Tony Nicklinson (wants to die) Etta James (singist) Robin Gibb (Bee Gees Dot Cotton Lookylikey) Billy Graham (God Botherer) Prince Philip (knobs the Queen) Abdelbaset Al Megrahi (DL faker/favourite) Zsa Zsa Gabor (Malingerer) Carla Laemmle (Really Old Lady) Artie Lange (Comedian/Nutter) Nancy Reagan (Walking Corpse) Margaret Thatcher (Everybody's Favourite Pick) Anna Wing (Best Thing About Eastenders) Nelson Mandela (Fashion Icon/Former President) David Crosby (from out of Crosby, Stills and Nash and Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young) Patty Andrews (an old lady with some sisters) David Blaine (Magician/Whackjob) Joao Havelange (former President of FIFA) Bob Holness (Blockbusters/Hoping He'll Put Himself On The HotSpot) Larry Hagman (Actor/God) Subs Jackie Stallone (Mother of Sylvester) Murray Walker (Motorsport commentator) Andy Williams (Singerer) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,673 Posted January 1, 2012 Okay, we're are up and running. All the usual details are on show. The only last minute hitch is Angry Greatness' jokerless DDD line-up. Mandela is default joker cos he's in pole position on that team. Elsewhere some very late entries suggested hard work down to the last minute. More competitors than ever, lots of unique picks and I'd defy anyone to say something intelligent about every single pick on the list. It could be a classic peoples! Let battle commence. Reg Dean revs up for action! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
angryGreatness 96 Posted January 1, 2012 I meant for Mandela to be my joker, don't worry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,673 Posted January 1, 2012 I'm not worried AG, but we've heard from our contacts in South Africa that he's shitting himself with the responsibility of delivering double points. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
