Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

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There are now claims from the appointed commissioners that the government rewrote much of the recent ‘independent’ report that played down institutional racism in the UK. The report wasn’t made available to the commissioners before Number 10 could cherrypick and twist findings and produce them in a less implicative and politically unsavoury way.

 

If true, which, though utterly scandalous and appalling, wouldn’t be surprising in the slightest, the government have rigged a report about ethnic minorities so they could claim the UK is not rigged against ethnic minorities. It’d also explain why No.10’s race adviser Samuel Kasumu resigned immediately after the report published its ‘findings’.

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“While working as Health Secretary, I forgot to mention my sister was director of a company we awarded a very lucrative NHS contract.”
 

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The local elections are looming and Comres have ran a poll on the London Mayoral one.

 

Sadiq Khan (LAB): 41%
Shaun Bailey (CON): 28%
Luisa Porritt (Lib): 8%
Sian Berry (GRN): 6%
Niko Omilana (IND): 5%
Farah London: (IND) : 2%
Brian Rose: (IND): 2%
Count Binface (CBP): 1%
Peter Gammons (UKIP): 1%
Laurence Fox (REC): 1%

 

The fact that Count Binface is ahead of Gammons and Laurence Fox pleases me no end 

 

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Has Lozza funded his own campaign? As in has his foray in to masochism also cost him money? 

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3 hours ago, The Quim Reaper said:

The local elections are looming and Comres have ran a poll on the London Mayoral one.

 

Sadiq Khan (LAB): 41%
Shaun Bailey (CON): 28%
Luisa Porritt (Lib): 8%
Sian Berry (GRN): 6%
Niko Omilana (IND): 5%
Farah London: (IND) : 2%
Brian Rose: (IND): 2%
Count Binface (CBP): 1%
Peter Gammons (UKIP): 1%
Laurence Fox (REC): 1%

 

The fact that Count Binface is ahead of Gammons and Laurence Fox pleases me no end 

 

 

As someone who called yourself bisexual, Quimmy:

 

When the rich Arab cavemen who have been buying our country for the last 10 years have finished the job, and we end up effectively having the same laws and culture as Saudi Arabia or Qatar, how are you going to still try to act flippant and smug after that? Cause that stuff makes our elections about as meaningful as the last craps game on the Titanic before it crashed the Iceberg. In a few years you'll have less sexual freedom than a monk in a chastity belt.

 

Were you planning on undoing the conquest by clicking "" on it? That doesn't work. There's this weird part of the internet called reality that doesn't have "reaction" buttons yet.

 

If you agree with my assessment, please indicate by saying something entirely tedious and predictable like I'm "paranoid" etc, or by ignoring it completely.

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17 minutes ago, MoneySavingExpt said:

As someone who called yourself bisexual, Quimmy:

 

When the rich Arab cavemen who have been buying our country for the last 10 years have finished the job, and we end up effectively having the same laws and culture as Saudi Arabia or Qatar, how are you going to still try to act flippant and smug after that? Cause that stuff makes our elections about as meaningful as the last craps game on the Titanic before it crashed the Iceberg. In a few years you'll have less sexual freedom than a monk in a chastity belt.

 

Were you planning on undoing the conquest by clicking "" on it? That doesn't work. There's this weird part of the internet called reality that doesn't have "reaction" buttons yet.

 

If you agree with my assessment, please indicate by saying something entirely tedious and predictable like I'm "paranoid" etc, or by ignoring it completely.

Mate, every word of that is absolutely unhinged.

 

But given that this forum has been a sponge cake with no flavour recently, I’m glad you’re here 

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16 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said:

Mate, every word of that is absolutely unhinged.

 

But given that this forum has been a sponge cake with no flavour recently, I’m glad you’re here 

Oh no not the m-word... "mate". We've reached that extra-gross, slimy level of Brit-tardedness now. "Moyte, moyte, moyte..."

 

*runs to toilet with hand over mouth*

 

Are you actually wearing your Rudge Park Comprehensive uniform as you type? That's what you should be wearing to match your intellectual capacity.

 

What was unhinged was spending 8 years wanking off over a "black president" and everybody dozing on their feet, whilst in the background Sheik Pummelwife was buying up every street in London. And you were primarily concerned with er... "Sarah Palin" or "Nigel Farage" or something.

 

Which is pathetic beyond all belief. If you want an m-word, having your world revolve around lame boogeymen (and women) like that is for absolute "MUPPETS".

Continue to be a predictable Brit-tard if you agree with me.

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5 minutes ago, MoneySavingExpt said:

Oh no not the m-word... "mate". We've reached that extra-gross, slimy level of Brit-tardedness now. "Moyte, moyte, moyte..."

 

*runs to toilet with hand over mouth*

 

Are you actually wearing your Rudge Park Comprehensive uniform as you type?

 

What was unhinged was spending 8 years wanking off over a "black president" and everybody dozing on their feet, whilst in the background Sheik Pummelwife was buying up every street in London. And you were primarily concerned with er... "Sarah Palin" or "Nigel Farage" or something.

 

Which is pathetic beyond all belief.

Continue to be a predictable Brit-tard if you agree with me.

Okay, so assume I’m on board.

 

Could you give us examples of London being bought up by said Sheikh, and how it relates to the previous president of a country thousands of miles away. Credible sources, please; not something akin to fucking QAnon or that type of batshit conspiracy theorist cheese nightmare.

 

Small pointer though, you don’t get to specify what constitutes agreement. But feel free to convince yourself of whatever you choose, for our entertainment 

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14 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said:

Okay, so assume I’m on board. 

Ok *quickly jumps overboard*

 

14 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said:

Could you give us examples of London being bought up by said Sheikh, and how it relates to the previous president of a country thousands of miles away.

Foreign ownership of London property and massive investment in British companies is not hard to google at all. Even the Guardian has reported on it. If you look hard enough you can also find puny measures passed in about 2014 or something to try to limit it.

 

I brought Obama up as the person's whose "bright lights" and pretty pictures you and other Brits were dazzled by because you're an easily impressed simpleton. I didn't say he "caused it" or was "behind a plot" to take over our country, which he never gave a shit about.

 

I guess you didn't think my post was as "unhinged" (lol) as the one before since you had to insert a conspiracy into it that I didn't place myself! We get it, you can say "OH, I SUPPOSE YOU THINK _______" a lot, your nobel prize is in the post.

 

The next stage is where you or someone else says "SO IF THEY WANT TO BUY OUR COUNTRY, WHURRRT WRONG WIV DAT" after you initially said it was the most paranoid statement imaginable 10 seconds ago. The hands on the cretin clock change faster than your diaper...

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On 21/04/2021 at 16:02, MoneySavingExpt said:

Ok *quickly jumps overboard*

 

Foreign ownership of London property and massive investment in British companies is not hard to google at all. Even the Guardian has reported on it. If you look hard enough you can also find puny measures passed in about 2014 or something to try to limit it.

 

I brought Obama up as the person's whose "bright lights" and pretty pictures you and other Brits were dazzled by because you're an easily impressed simpleton. I didn't say he was "caused it" or was "behind a plot" to take over our country, which he never gave a shit about.

 

I guess you didn't think my post was as "unhinged" (lol) as the one before since you had to insert a conspiracy into it that I didn't place myself! We get it, you can say "OH, I SUPPOSE YOU THINK _______" a lot, your nobel prize is in the post.

 

The next stage is where you or someone else says "SO IF THEY WANT TO BUY OUR COUNTRY, WHURRRT WRONG WIV DAT" after you initially said it was the most paranoid statement imaginable 10 seconds ago. The hands on the cretin clock change faster than your diaper...

I’m so sorry, you seem to have imagined the bit where I lavished Obama with praise. Or I might have amnesia. One of the two. I know which one I’d vote for.

 

You’ve also imagined my “Oh, I suppose you think...” comment. And the bit where I said your statement was paranoid. I said unhinged, not paranoid.

 

You’ve also imagined the bit where you provided any kind of sources to back up your ramblings. Or, again, maybe I’m just getting all forgetful?

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1 minute ago, The Quim Reaper said:

I said unhinged, not paranoid. 

The meaningful difference being?

 

Let me guess, it's not very clear but it does involve the word "mate".

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2 minutes ago, MoneySavingExpt said:

The meaningful difference being?

 

Next response: "MATE, MATE, MATE..."

Unhinged being senseless, paranoid being neurotic.

 

Darling. Mate. Pal. Geezer. Doctor.

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3 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said:

Unhinged being senseless, paranoid being neurotic.

 

 

 

 

What senses was it lacking? Was it the "sense" that we must all worship brown Middle Eastern people at all times just cause you and other idiots said so?

 

Be completely unspecific if you want to admit you miss the days of ISIS beheadings being on the news every day, cause your wanks just haven't been as good since then.

 

Jim Morrison is singing "This is the end, of the argument my friends....."

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1 minute ago, MoneySavingExpt said:

Be completely unspecific if you want to admit you miss the days of ISIS beheadings being on the news every day, cause wanks just haven't been as good since then.

Absolutely hysterical 

 

You’ve created an entire narrative, an entire conversation, to satisfy your rhetoric. Very right-wing press. I suggest getting in contact with Mr Murdoch. Maybe he might actually give you a job? Something to do, isn’t it?

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You just say "unhinged" and "hysterical" when you don't know how to refute something. What makes you more special than any other random person on the internet?

BTW, if you're not black, your avatar is blackface and offensive.

 

And your reply was entirely unspecific.

 

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 I suggest getting in contact with Mr Murdoch.

And you're now saying I should "team up" with or get hired by a shrunken little old man who could well be on his deathbed by now....

that's your brilliant way of refuting what I said about you having really weak boogeymen.

 

(p.s. They really screwed up by not putting Rupert Murdoch on the list)

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2 minutes ago, MoneySavingExpt said:

You just say "unhinged" and "hysterical" when you don't know how to refute something. What makes you more special than any other random person on the internet?

BTW, if you're not black, your avatar is blackface and offensive.

 

And your reply was entirely unspecific.o

Oh don’t worry, I do, but maybe consider that, much like you think you’re doing right now, I’m engineering this conversation to go a certain way, for my own amusement?

 

Glad you’re back, this has been the funniest fucking conversation I’ve had on DL for a fair while 

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3 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said:

I’m engineering this conversation to go a certain way, for my own amusement?

"I'M SECRETLY IN CONTROL OF THIS WHOLE THING"

You've actually become an 11 year old now.

 

Talk some more about 89-year old Rupert "Bedpan" Murdoch, so you can raise to 15.

Edit: GOSH, sorry he's actually 90 now.

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Fuck, I ain't laughed so much for ages.

If he gets another ban then I'm outta here.

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*bashing his autobiography out on a typewriter*

 

"It was after 6653rd time* that The Quim Reaper had thrown his arms up in the air while saying "MOYTE, MOYTE, MOYTE, you're unhinged moyte"... and/or "WOTS DAT GOT TO DO WIV...."

 

That I realised I simply could not compete with his genius."

 

*The 6653rd time that nanosecond

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Count Binface’s manifesto. Much of it is pretty good. All of it is better than Loony Fox’s £5m effort.
 

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I've been wanting 12 for a long time.  Hopefully that will include cinemas.

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Ladies and gentlemen, the grimmest tweet of the day:

 

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Nothing sadder than being impersonally fingered 

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Shadow Environment Secretary here, logging off Pornhub.
 

 

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PMQs today: