Josco 49 Posted February 9, 2005 we beet them 1-0 - just like our lads beet their under-prepared conscripts in the Falklands Would that be using beetroots then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted February 10, 2005 we beet them 1-0 - just like our lads beet their under-prepared conscripts in the Falklands Would that be using beetroots then? I fink he's havin a go at fonetik spellin' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted February 10, 2005 I don't think my spelling is too bad for someone who suffers from a bit of dyspepsia! LOL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted February 10, 2005 I don't think my spelling is too bad for someone who suffers from a bit of dyspepsia! There's worse: you could be suffering from discretion. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest 3facher Weltmeister Posted February 11, 2005 I wouldn't say like the Belgrano... I would say like the HMS Sheffield or Ardent or Argonaut or Atlantic Conveyor or Coventry... you know you are loosers. You must thanks USA, withou its help you wouldn't won. It's like 2º world war... if USA didnot enter to war you would be the little island of hitler. After all, what is England.... nothing more than a common island... you are so little that you need Islas Malvinas to be bigger... Kiss my ass, UK! Cie ces peute. Cie ces peute. (we can do it) Or something spanish like that. We chanted it at the Argentine fans in the Sapporo dome stadium 7th June 2002 - and what happens - we beet them 1-0 - just like our lads beet their under-prepared conscripts in the Falklands. And to set the matter straight - the USA were not on our side till Thatcher had to hand-bag Reagan 'cus - and then what they give us other than a few spy sat photos? Nothing! - we still brought the sidewinder armaments our planes needed. Sounds like the poster is still sore. What a poor loser? When we Brits do lose we do it with good grace. However when we have to react to an unprovoked attack, then we are forced to show a true depth of resolve that I don't think the poster can quite fully understand. As for Diego Maradona - I'm sad not to have him in my Derby Dead Pool team because fatty looks like a damn good advert for someone who wants to see the true hand of God up close in person, real soon. And when you Brits do do win you do it with good cheat! Just remember the the Wembley Goal which obviously was no goal - exept for the Brits. By the way: How many championships did the Brits win - except that swindle in 1966? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted February 11, 2005 By the way: How many championships did the Brits win - except that swindle in 1966? BRITS!!??? Any of our Scottish/Welsh/Irish/Australian/American/whatever... brethren care to answer? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 125 Posted February 11, 2005 Scotland nearly won the World Cup in 1978, but that's the closest we ever came. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Watch Beatle 41 Posted February 11, 2005 Good ol' Archie Gemmell eh? DWB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted February 12, 2005 Definately one of the top goals in the world cup Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Rattin Posted February 13, 2005 Now may be the appropriate time to bring up Diego Maradonas' fake penis. The Gland of God? Mind you, he's probably had problems finding his real one for the past few years. I guess the real one is still between Peter Shilton cheeks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted February 15, 2005 From an Argentinian news bureau (Télam) I got the news that our hero is to undergo an operation to reduce his stomach, because of his obesity. I can't find it in English news sources yet. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_fan 42 Posted February 15, 2005 From an Argentinian news bureau (Télam) I got the news that our hero is to undergo an operation to reduce his stomach, because of his obesity. With all that fat, it sounds like a major operation to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted February 18, 2005 Lokking good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Larry Pestilence III 6 Posted February 18, 2005 Lokking good. Looking good too! Ouch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted February 18, 2005 Bums. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest One Man Jury Posted February 18, 2005 From an Argentinian news bureau (Télam) I got the news that our hero is to undergo an operation to reduce his stomach, because of his obesity. With all that fat, it sounds like a major operation to me. Or the biggest recorded fart in history! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted February 18, 2005 From an Argentinian news bureau (Télam) I got the news that our hero is to undergo an operation to reduce his stomach, because of his obesity. With all that fat, it sounds like a major operation to me. Or the biggest recorded fart in history! Don't upset Diego, or he might let rip on you!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Our Sole 5 Posted February 24, 2005 Could this be enough to send the chubby cheat over the edge? Italian tax dodger Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Larry Pestilence III 6 Posted March 4, 2005 Looks like Diego is moving on to a staple diet! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lospalmas7 12 Posted March 4, 2005 Maradona breaks arm Spitting image I think you'll agree! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest One Man Jury Posted March 7, 2005 From an Argentinian news bureau (Télam) I got the news that our hero is to undergo an operation to reduce his stomach, because of his obesity. I can't find it in English news sources yet. regards, Hein The operation has taken place and is a great success apparently. The surprise was that they found Elvis, Lord Lucan, Martin Bormann and some bloke called Jonah in the stomach of the fat Argie pig. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted March 7, 2005 Maradona breaks arm Spitting image I think you'll agree! Excellent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted March 7, 2005 From an Argentinian news bureau (Télam) I got the news that our hero is to undergo an operation to reduce his stomach, because of his obesity. I can't find it in English news sources yet. regards, Hein The spare 200lbs of blubber scythed from his distended, globular, purrulent body will not be wasted. The citizens of Buenos Aires will eat well tonight. Does "Maradona" literally translate as "Soylent Green"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theyiddo 0 Posted March 10, 2005 This forum without doubt the funniest I have ever read...who'd have thought Maradona could have brought so much joy and amusement to us English!!! Long may he continue eating/drinking/snorting his way to oblivion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest One Man Jury Posted March 10, 2005 This forum without doubt the funniest I have ever read...who'd have thought Maradona could have brought so much joy and amusement to us English!!! Long may he continue eating/drinking/snorting his way to oblivion. I agree. We can all look forward to the demise of the Argie gobshite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
