Stayin Alive 26 Posted January 8, 2005 Deathline pitch: God finally reunited with missing hand after X years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IYG Posted January 8, 2005 Deathline pitch: God finally reunited with missing hand after X years. Ouch, that's just wrong. It was good looking goal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Association de la Coca Anonima Posted January 9, 2005 La Association de la Coca Anonima comes forward to advise you all that once our querido gordote begs out, we may go broke. He is the sole supporter of our Association, and he gives a lot to us. We are about to decorate him with the Order del Polvorón, the big powder order. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Moosey 3 Posted January 9, 2005 We are about to decorate him with the Order del Polvorón, the big powder order. A big order of Bolivian marching powder? He'll be very happy with that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_fan 42 Posted January 10, 2005 Maradona is not looking too good these days. He recently arrived in Cuba to continue treatment for cocaine addiction. Maradona returns to Cuba for drug treatment Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Watch Beatle 41 Posted January 10, 2005 Who ate all the pies? DWB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_fan 42 Posted January 11, 2005 Who ate all the pies? DWB I have to agree with you on that one, DWB. He does look a bit chubby in the middle Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
faustus 9 Posted January 14, 2005 Just saw him on the tv news, what a mess !....still, serves him right, the fat argie tosser.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Larry Pestilence III 6 Posted January 23, 2005 Article in the Mail* today that Maradona has finally admitted (in an interview to a Swedish paper) that he deliberately handed the ball in that infamous match. Apparently he wanted a clean conscience before shaking the hand of God. So looks like he doesn't think much of his own chances of living much longer... Nothing on the Beeb, but I did find the Diego Maradona Timeline. * I didn't buy this, nor would I ever consider doing so. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theyiddo 0 Posted February 1, 2005 What do you think the chances are we can get a double of George Best and Maradona in the same month or week even? George's 2nd liver must almost be the size of Maradona's gut by now. Or how about this....Maradona kicks (or should that be punches) the bucket, and George gets his liver???? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpOoK 0 Posted February 3, 2005 I heard it was just a big f****n fart, causing all the probs for this fat guy ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted February 4, 2005 (edited) This forum is a piece of S H * T!!! Edited February 4, 2005 by Typhoid Harry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Larry Pestilence III 6 Posted February 4, 2005 Amazing. Correct use of font and colour tags. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted February 4, 2005 (edited) This forum is a piece of S H * T!!! My mother always told me to be polite if I was ever a guest. Edited February 4, 2005 by Typhoid Harry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Typhoid Harry 23 Posted February 4, 2005 If you gentlemen hadn't quoted the blighter, I'd have simply deleted him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,099 Posted February 4, 2005 If you gentlemen hadn't quoted the blighter, I'd have simply deleted him. Delete away old boy, I've taken my post out Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Typhoid Harry 23 Posted February 4, 2005 If you gentlemen hadn't quoted the blighter, I'd have simply deleted him. Delete away old boy, I've taken my post out Well, you could have done it, too. At this point, the heck with it, turning down the heat and volume seems sufficient. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted February 7, 2005 Sorry... I know it still hurts the two maradona goals in Mexico'86... maybe in a thousand years England can win a championship again.... LOSERS!!! Best wishes to Victoria Adams..., Paradise 100% Argentino Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest sergito Posted February 7, 2005 UK f**k off!!!! MARADOOO, MARADOOO Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest One Man Jury Posted February 7, 2005 UK f**k off!!!! MARADOOO, MARADOOO Go and sink without trace like your worthless fat hero Maradona - or even better, like the Belgrano! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Four Horsemen 26 Posted February 7, 2005 Now now, let's not reignite old rivalries and hostilities - there's plenty of people in the Kilroy-Silk thread to do that! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Paradise Posted February 7, 2005 I wouldn't say like the Belgrano... I would say like the HMS Sheffield or Ardent or Argonaut or Atlantic Conveyor or Coventry... you know you are loosers. You must thanks USA, withou its help you wouldn't won. It's like 2º world war... if USA didnot enter to war you would be the little island of hitler. After all, what is England.... nothing more than a common island... you are so little that you need Islas Malvinas to be bigger... Kiss my ass, UK! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jimh 4 Posted February 7, 2005 Blimey, that was over twenty years ago. Are you lot still sore about it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted February 8, 2005 I wouldn't say like the Belgrano... I would say like the HMS Sheffield or Ardent or Argonaut or Atlantic Conveyor or Coventry... you know you are loosers. You must thanks USA, withou its help you wouldn't won. It's like 2º world war... if USA didnot enter to war you would be the little island of hitler. After all, what is England.... nothing more than a common island... you are so little that you need Islas Malvinas to be bigger... Kiss my ass, UK! Cie ces peute. Cie ces peute. (we can do it) Or something spanish like that. We chanted it at the Argentine fans in the Sapporo dome stadium 7th June 2002 - and what happens - we beet them 1-0 - just like our lads beet their under-prepared conscripts in the Falklands. And to set the matter straight - the USA were not on our side till Thatcher had to hand-bag Reagan 'cus - and then what they give us other than a few spy sat photos? Nothing! - we still brought the sidewinder armaments our planes needed. Sounds like the poster is still sore. What a poor loser? When we Brits do lose we do it with good grace. However when we have to react to an unprovoked attack, then we are forced to show a true depth of resolve that I don't think the poster can quite fully understand. As for Diego Maradona - I'm sad not to have him in my Derby Dead Pool team because fatty looks like a damn good advert for someone who wants to see the true hand of God up close in person, real soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted February 8, 2005 Now may be the appropriate time to bring up Diego Maradonas' fake penis. The Gland of God? Mind you, he's probably had problems finding his real one for the past few years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
