Dr Strangelove 14 Posted August 9, 2005 Not a resident in Great Britain, I had to google Jade Goody. I'm glad I did. Quelle renarde, as they say in France. Are you sure you didn't mean Quelle retard? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted August 10, 2005 Ah, the divinely dim Ms. Goody. Some of her greatest one-liners... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jade asks Spencer if he punts boats on the River Thames. Spencer: "No, I work in Cambridge." Jade: "I know I'm from Bermondsey and I know that's London, but where is Cambridge?" Spencer: "It's in East Anglia." Jade: "Where's East Angular [sic] though? I thought that was abroad." "The Union Jack is for all of us, but the St George is just for London, isn't it?" "I knew Lynne was from Aberdeen but I didn't realise Aberdeen was in Scotland." "What's asparagus? Do you grow it?" "I am intelligent, but I let myself down because I can't speak properly or spell." To Jonny when the others were complaining about him while he was lying in bed: "You'll interiate." (As opposed to "deteriorate".) To PJ after he revealed he knew someone who kept pet peacocks: "You see those things... don't think I'm being daft... but them things that look like eyes, are they their real eyes?" Jade picks up a photo of PJ on holiday by the sea. Jade: "Is that where you live?" PJ: "Yeah, Birmingham seaside." Jade: "Have they not got seasides in Birmingham?" "Jonny, I'm not being tictactical in here" Tim suggested Jade move to the US, to which she replied: "They do speak English there don't they?" "It's Mona Lisa who's symmetrical, innit?" When asked by Big Brother to name two vegetables in the garden: "Strawberries and spuds". "Rio de Janeiro, ain't that a person?" "They were trying to use me as an escape goat." "Do they speak Portuganese in Portugal? I thought Portugal was in Spain." On the final day, in the garden: "Are they really filming us out here? I look like a state." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Strangelove 14 Posted August 10, 2005 "... escape goat." That's brilliant. Maybe she's a surreal genius after all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest your_worst_nightmare Posted August 10, 2005 this place is effing sick, i hope you all die! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Strangelove 14 Posted August 10, 2005 this place is effing sick, i hope you all die! No one is immortal (except perhaps Clive Dunn). So your hope is nonsensical. Perhaps you meant to say "I hope you all die soon". Still nice to get a ranter, who tries to avoid bad language. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,903 Posted August 17, 2005 He doesn't get about as much as he used to though. A few years ago he couldn't attend something at the school where I worked because he found the journey and the early morning too difficult. Bear in mind the Island is only 33 miles long it 's hardly a long slog. I wonder if I should be banned from choosing Norm on any future dead pool because I live near him? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted August 17, 2005 I wonder if I should be banned from choosing Norm on any future dead pool because I live near him? Nah, that's unfair. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,903 Posted August 17, 2005 On me or him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted August 17, 2005 He doesn't get about as much as he used to though. A few years ago he couldn't attend something at the school where I worked because he found the journey and the early morning too difficult. Bear in mind the Island is only 33 miles long it 's hardly a long slog. I wonder if I should be banned from choosing Norm on any future dead pool because I live near him? Couldn't you get the old duffer sloshed, then lend him a 1000cc Superbike to ride home on? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,903 Posted August 17, 2005 I think he'd prefer a ride on a busty blonde. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,101 Posted August 17, 2005 do you know any? Out of curiosity of course.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,903 Posted August 17, 2005 I work with a few, though I don't think they're natural blondes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted August 17, 2005 I work with a few, though I don't think they're natural blondes. Ehh blondes are stupid. I'm more into Burnette's and red heads. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted August 18, 2005 Ehh blondes are stupid. I'm more into Burnette's Good choice... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted August 19, 2005 Brunettes like to challenge people. Blonds just give in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millwall32 114 Posted August 19, 2005 We'll get back to the possibilty of Norman Wisdom,s demise soon. But let us not discount the possibility that Dylan O'Connor is in fact a bloke . Norman Wisdom-good bet to go by the end of the year I would have thought. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted August 19, 2005 We'll get back to the possibilty of Norman Wisdom,s demise soon. But let us not discount the possibility that Dylan O'Connor is in fact a bloke . M32, I'm shocked by your aspertions, Dylan is a perfectly normal name for a woman in err...err..hmm.... Still, got Banshee excited. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Strangelove 14 Posted August 19, 2005 We'll get back to the possibilty of Norman Wisdom,s demise soon. But let us not discount the possibility that Dylan O'Connor is in fact a bloke . Norman Wisdom-good bet to go by the end of the year I would have thought. Loved that site, thought it was particurlary ironic that Kung-Fu Master looks like Prince Philiip. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted August 19, 2005 blond - blonde there - they're OK. Now I know you are deliberately spelling words incorrectly, and using poor grammar. You fiend I wish i could have a spell check installed on here but i'm not so sure how possible that is. I also posted that a like 3.30 in the morning. Forgive me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted August 19, 2005 We'll get back to the possibilty of Norman Wisdom,s demise soon. But let us not discount the possibility that Dylan O'Connor is in fact a bloke . Norman Wisdom-good bet to go by the end of the year I would have thought. I'd stake my life that Norman won't die this year, I've got money on him making his 100th birthday. I've learned over time never to admit your predictions. Back in April i thought Sir John Mills would make his 100th birthday. Actually second thought to admit your predictions might be a hell of an idea. Norman Wisdom is not making his 100th birthday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Goodnight Vienna 2 Posted August 29, 2005 Sorry to be a kiljoy on this one.... I love this website but I'm praying for this guy to reach his 100th birthday and many more.... A talented entertainer loved by all and my hero too. Love the site.... but love Norman more, Hugz VIENNA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
