Speaking of coffee, I have recently been most confused.
While searching on the internet for recipes for coffee cake, I find many, many recipes - none of which include coffee (in any shape or form) among the ingredients. Apparently, in America, if one happens to enjoy a slice of cake along with a cup of coffee, said cake is described as "coffee cake". How bloody ridiculous. I mean, I might have a bit of cake with a mug of hot chocolate, it doesn't automatically make the cake a fucking chocolate cake, now does it? It could be fruit cake, or Battenburg cake, or anything really.
Anyway, the upshot is that this ludicrous American usage has made it impossible to find recipes for proper coffee cake WITH COFFEE IN IT. Tossers.