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I draw the conclusion your day job is too easy! But I'm something of a hypocrite cos I'm posting at work too.

She has never had a good shagging of course she isn't the full shilling . In fact she hasn't even has a bad shagging . ? Are you sure ? Going by her latest twitter hashtag she seems a bit of a goer #susanalbumparty http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/4657346/subo-anal-bum-party.html

Delightfully irrelevant. Thank you Banshees and Happy Thanksgiving to you and all my deathlist friends.

BBC4's 1977 TOTP reruns aren't working out too well - more drops than a Parkinson's Cricket XI . Brookes and Kershaw were 80s, thankfully Just as they were about to show the Bowie one... All over? For fucks sakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Help me out here. They are showing programmes already made so the costs involved in producing each show has been paid for long long ago. Is it really beyond the Beebs capability to just edit out ALL the DJ presenters and just show the effing charts and episodes without a DJ to link them? TOTP2 is still doing the rounds and was just loads of acts linked in with Steve lardy arse Wright doing the voice over. As for ratings dropping like a stone, well its never worried those bastards when its been applied to digital radio, Stephen K Amos and bastard Countryfile has it!!! That fucking BBC needs a good shoeing.

In the good old days somebody would have been kneecapped by the spelling/poor grammar police If they had posted that, or summat. It seems to me that the deterioration of spelling and grammar is linked to the proliferation of more and more gadgets, iPads, Kindles, iphones and whathaveyou. At least people are always blaming them for it. Personally I think it's just showing off. It could be true, text speak has replaced just being thick. In my day we didnt have all those gadgets to amuse ourselves, it was just good old scalextic and masturbation to Razzle magazine. I suppose, realistically, cracking one off was pretty harmless to your use and understanding of the English language. Yes, a return to lifes simple pleasures and diptheria is the way to go.

Yes, I agree Clive James ought to make an appearence. Much as it pains me, because he's a wonderful author and a nice bloke to boot, I agree that Pterry is DL material. I'm not sure 2013 will be his year, though, Alzheimer's is not a quick killer. The main reason for putting him on my DDP team is that he has made sounds rhyming with euthanasia. I am, of course, pants at predicting celeb deaths, mostly because I give not enough attention to actual life-threatening disease. Anyway, a few candidates I'd like to see on DL, even though many of them are in fine health: Giulio Andreotti (b. 1919), 41st Prime Minister of Italy Helmut Kohl (b. 1930), 6th Chancellor of the Federal Republic of Germany Viktor Korchnoi (b. 1931), Chess Grandmaster Li Peng (b. 1928), 4th Premier of the People's Republic of China Walter Scheel (b. 1919), 4th President of the Federal Republic of Germany regards, Hein