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Though thinking further, kalashnikov wouldn't be expected to fire blanks, no matter his age.

He may still have a full magazine but I bet he still fires rapidly...

Hmmm..they used to be good, but then they went all shit and gay. But horses for courses and all that. Having said that, I'm probably in no place to comment, as I'm going to see Robbie Williams again in a couple of weeks, for the 5th time I think (once with Take That). I think he is top of my gig-going list now (confirming the fact that I'm a middle aged old hag), followed by Guns N Roses (3), Skid Row (3), Iron Maiden (2), Metallica (2), Red Hot Chili Peppers (2), and loads of other shit (1). Do report back PP - and sneak some sandwiches in your pants to avoid the manky stadium Weener Dogs!

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If you bothered to look just one post above yours, you'll notice that the same link was posted a good 18 hours before. Sigh. Will we ever be rid of this irritating idiot and his inane compositions? Perhaps if people took no notice of him and didn't respond to every post? I disagree if we tell him what a CUNT he is every post, we might even be able to get through to him that he is not welcome Isn't that pretty much what happens every time he posts? I'm more inclined to go along with Time's suggestion, they do say don't feed the troll... Who are you all talking about?

Short list I've started penning... Hotels... Charlotte Square, EH2 4HQ Easy Hotel, 125a Princes Street Royal Mile Apartments, 01835 823248 Saturday Lunch... Ryan's Bar, Hope St, EH2 4DB or Red Coat Cafe at Edinburgh Castle Then... Watch the panda shagging at Edinburgh Zoo Maybe down to St Andrews Square at Razzo Coffee house Then... Pubs... Two or three including, Jekyll and Hyde (goth), 112 Hanover St, EH2 1DR Crash late... Then flounce round the National Gallery of Scotland on Sunday morning. Now lets all try and find the best date... And hone the above tentative plan.

Well at least, according to the court sketch, he can actually sit up. Somehow, when you hear about someone who's been force-fed via a tube for over a decade, you don't visualize them as being very upright. I hope the tribunal take all the factors into account and whether the following submission would have any influence: "Your honour, I have picked Mr Brady as my DDP joker and could really do with the points" Hey, for all you know the judge might turn out to be a regular contributor Or just want to see the bastard dead like all of us.

The words and phrases "His training in music", "he was one of the greatest maestros of classical Persian music and the soloists of tar", "The late music player Shahnaz" give some clues. It was a joke! You didn't seriously think I was that dumb did you? Short answer: Yes Long Answer: Yes

How strange. An angel appeared to me in a dream too. He told me someone would post utter bollocks on this thread and fuck me, he was right!

Charles Saatchi might be looking for a new girlfriend. I wonder if he likes Romanian chicks.