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I guess we'll learn if he's discharged. regards, Hein

Maybe, a large pile of magazines fell on him?

Er, I don't know... Everybody stand in a wardrobe, then ask a friend/relative to blow your head off with a sniper rifle and see if it takes you to a Brave New World?

The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, 'When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body goes first?' Suzy raised her hand and said, 'I think it's your hands.' 'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?' Suzy replied: 'Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first.' 'What a wonderful answer!', the nun said. Little Johnny raised his hand and said, 'Sister, I think it's your feet.' The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. 'Now Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?' Johnny said, "Well, I walked past Mum and Dad's bedroom the other night., Mum had her legs up in the air and she was saying: 'Oh God! I'm coming!' If Dad hadn't pinned her down, I reckon we'd have lost her!!!"

I wonder what triggered Kalashnikov's visit to the hospital?