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So she's giving away 200 turkeys. Is it a box set of all her movies?

I could do "the hospice care arrangements of Ray Price" on Mastermind and get 20 in the first round.

"He's dead, Kim" - one of his lackeys after the job was done.

Political experts believe he is getting rid of all the military first politicians (older generation) and replacing them with economic politicians to take north korea in the similar direction as china has gone. So in the not so distant future you maybe wearing shoes made in north korea. Except the reality is no self-respecting western company would buy goods made in north korea... oh sorry, they said that about china as well look what hapenned. So this gibbering sub-GCSE man-child has the political nouse and economic vision to re-imagine his famine-ravaged fiefdom as a full-blown economic power-house with gigantic growth potential and the infrastructure to re-tool and compete within the global economy, right? Well, that or he sees killing his own uncle as akin to mastering another level on Grand Theft Auto.

And to be fair, Steps should all be banged up for 30 years too. I'd quite happily bang Lisa Scott-Lee & Faye Tozer for 30 years. Not that Claire Richards though.. I wouldn't bang a fattie... even from behind ! Your loss.

He's an evagelist, the long-term prognosis is eternal life.

This is gold

IKEA guy Ingvar Kamprand stepping down as chairman. His family figured it was time when they couldn't find a few of his leg bones.