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I loved his song Dancehall Days

He shouldn't have had that paella.

Or here's a novel idea. MAKE SOMETHING FUCKING NEW INSTEAD OF WHEELING OUT OLD FARTS LIKE DAVID JASON.

Shrien Dewani has lost his appeal and will be extradited to South Africa to stand trial. He is currently in hospital in Bristol One less bed blocker, then. I see where you're going with this, depression, post traumatic stress disorder, and now a trip to the heart of the South African justice system. I wouldn't sell him life insurance this month. Speaking of South African justice the trial of Oscar Pistorius will have its own 24 hour TV channel. Not sure what it will be showing at 4am but if you can't sleep it would probably be better to watch that than blow holes in the bathroom door with a shot gun

His death is not such a big surprise, as his wife died 6 months ago- it is very common for the spouse to die soon after a long, happy marriage- RIP

Because the lead character, Victor Meldrew, was killed off... Why not get David Jason to play Victor's nephew etc etc.

The there is this little beauty for a funeral directors

"I've had enough of this - tata!"

Eric Lawson, best known as the Marlboro Man has snuffed it of - you guessed it - of chronic lung disease at the age of 72. I wonder if his cremation will include a government health warning?