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Top Git. Fat fuck Clarkson gears up for Myocardial Infarction.

Middle-aged bloke in beer-gut shock.DL post-whore in irrelevant post shock. Quite. Doesn't he have his own thread? If not, should this one be retitled to make it officially a Top Gear thread? I was gunna suggest that. A mod should rename this. Suggestions for a title? Er, Top Gear? Subtitle: Breakers Yard

Yes he will. I might never find my car keys again.....

I heard he had a hard time on the set of The Godfather - he wanted to do all sorts of arty-farty, experimental camera angles, so Francis Ford Coppola could often be heard saying "Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?"

Pearl Carr and Teddy Johnson (not exactly in the first flush of youth when they represented the UK in the 1959 Eurovision) are, I'm fairly sure, still with us.

Middle-aged bloke in beer-gut shock.DL post-whore in irrelevant post shock.

Your ability to read straight off of the Recent Deaths page on Wikipedia never ceases to amaze me...

31st May - round about Tea Time, whilst hugging a photograph of Lech Wałęsa

Um..., Ray Charles died, like 10 or so years ago. :/

I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last night, when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. 'This is the 21st century, Dad,' he said. 'We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my iPad.' I can tell you, that bloody fly never knew what hit it...........

EFA

Lunch at Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch. On a beautiful summer's day, two American tourists were driving through Wales. At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch, they stopped for lunch, and one of the tourists asked the waitress, 'Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument for us. Can you pronounce where we are, very, very, very slowly?'........... The girl leaned over and said, 'Burrr … gurrr … king'