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    Top Git. Fat fuck Clarkson gears up for Myocardial Infarction.
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    Middle-aged bloke in beer-gut shock.DL post-whore in irrelevant post shock. Quite. Doesn't he have his own thread? If not, should this one be retitled to make it officially a Top Gear thread? I was gunna suggest that. A mod should rename this. Suggestions for a title? Er, Top Gear? Subtitle: Breakers Yard
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    Yes he will. I might never find my car keys again.....
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    I heard he had a hard time on the set of The Godfather - he wanted to do all sorts of arty-farty, experimental camera angles, so Francis Ford Coppola could often be heard saying "Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
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    Pearl Carr and Teddy Johnson (not exactly in the first flush of youth when they represented the UK in the 1959 Eurovision) are, I'm fairly sure, still with us.
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    Middle-aged bloke in beer-gut shock.DL post-whore in irrelevant post shock.
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    Your ability to read straight off of the Recent Deaths page on Wikipedia never ceases to amaze me...
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    31st May - round about Tea Time, whilst hugging a photograph of Lech Wałęsa
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    Um..., Ray Charles died, like 10 or so years ago. :/
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    I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last night, when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. 'This is the 21st century, Dad,' he said. 'We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my iPad.' I can tell you, that bloody fly never knew what hit it...........
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    Lunch at Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch. On a beautiful summer's day, two American tourists were driving through Wales. At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch, they stopped for lunch, and one of the tourists asked the waitress, 'Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument for us. Can you pronounce where we are, very, very, very slowly?'........... The girl leaned over and said, 'Burrr … gurrr … king'
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