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More like 4 months if he's lucky!

I doubt anyone would have ever heard about it if the silly girl hadn't left her handbag in the kebab shop.

This is terrible. Because it means they'll have to cut all the hilarious scenes in various Simpsons episodes where they make fun of him.....

The UK's first bus powered by human waste has been involved in a 'near miss' in Bristol earlier today. Accident investigators are examining a huge skid mark left on a bend.

Excellent timing for this thread, as we approach Christmas holidays...

Strapline suggestion of "Cosby Still Nails 'em Young"?

Nein Nicht Ok.

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