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20-Dec 30 Erasure - Blue Savannah 29 The Waterboys - The Whole of the Moon 26 The Sisters of Mercy ft. Ofra Haza - Temple of Love (1992) 26 Suede - Stay Together 25 Youssou N’Dour ft. Neneh Cherry - 7 Seconds 25 Fatboy Slim - Gangster Trippin 25 Annie Lennox - Little Bird/Love Song for a Vampire 24 Spin Doctors - Two Princes 24 Everything But The Girl - Missing (Todd Terry Remix) 22 No Doubt - Just a Girl 22 Shania Twain - That Don’t Impress Me Much 21 Faithless - Insomnia +4 20 Roxette - It Must Have Been Love 20 Savage Garden - To the Moon and Back 19 EMF - Unbelievable  17 Suede - Trash 17 Stereophonics - The Bartender and the Thief 17 Enigma - Return to Innocence 13 Radiohead - Paranoid Android 13 The Seahorses - Love Is The Law 09 Shania Twain - Man! I Feel Like a Woman -6 04 The Source ft. Candi Staton - You Got The Love (Now Voyager Mix)

19-Dec 26 Fatboy Slim - Gangster Trippin 24 The Sisters of Mercy ft. Ofra Haza - Temple of Love (1992)  24 Erasure - Blue Savannah 24 Shania Twain - That Don’t Impress Me Much 23 Everything But The Girl - Missing (Todd Terry Remix) 23 Annie Lennox - Little Bird/Love Song for a Vampire 23 The Waterboys - The Whole of the Moon 23 Faithless - Insomnia 22 Spin Doctors - Two Princes 22 Suede - Stay Together 21 Youssou N’Dour ft. Neneh Cherry - 7 Seconds 21 No Doubt - Just a Girl 21 EMF - Unbelievable 20 Enigma - Return to Innocence 20 Roxette - It Must Have Been Love 20 Savage Garden - To the Moon and Back 20 Stereophonics - The Bartender and the Thief 18 The Source ft. Candi Staton - You Got The Love (Now Voyager Mix) +4 17 Suede - Trash 17 The Seahorses - Love Is The Law 16 Radiohead - Paranoid Android 15 Shania Twain - Man! I Feel Like a Woman -2 12 Lauryn Hill - Doo Wop (That Thing) 00 Luther Vandross & Mariah Carey - Endless Love -4

18/12/24 23 Faithless - Insomnia +2 22 Everything But The Girl - Missing (Todd Terry Remix) +2 22 Annie Lennox - Little Bird/Love Song for a Vampire 22 The Waterboys - The Whole of the Moon 22 Radiohead - Paranoid Android 21 EMF - Unbelievable 20 Enigma - Return to Innocence 20 Erasure - Blue Savannah 20 Fatboy Slim - Gangster Trippin 20 Lauryn Hill - Doo Wop (That Thing) 20 No Doubt - Just a Girl 20 Roxette - It Must Have Been Love 20 Savage Garden - To the Moon and Back 20 Shania Twain - That Don’t Impress Me Much 20 Spin Doctors - Two Princes 20 Stereophonics - The Bartender and the Thief 20 Suede - Stay Together 20 Suede - Trash 20 The Seahorses - Love Is The Law 20 The Source ft. Candi Staton - You Got The Love (Now Voyager Mix) 20 Youssou N’Dour ft. Neneh Cherry - 7 Seconds 16 Billy Joel - The River of Dreams 16 The Sisters of Mercy ft. Ofra Haza - Temple of Love (1992) 14 Shania Twain - Man! I Feel Like a Woman -6 14 Luther Vandross & Mariah Carey- Endless Love

Dick van Arsdale when Pussy truck Titsmountain walks in the room:

In case it wasn't clear from the superimposed bandage:

Can't wait for the 2020s rounds in 5 years. Some immaculate songs to choose from (among the LadBaby shite).

12-Dec 22 Bastille — Pompeii +1 22 Adele — Rolling In The Deep +3 12 Rag’n’Bone Man — Human +6

6 months for me. I'm not functioning at all. I've spoken to dozens of regular people and I get the impression that we all deserve it. We shouldn't be fighting over medication. The Paris Hilton types often aren't even medicated because they think it's such a superpower or whatever. The manufacturers need to start producing more meds 2 years ago, instead of trying to stigmatise people into being too embarrassed to seek help, or be told they can't need meds too badly if they've survived XX years without it. "Survived" is the operative word. We're many times more likely to become addicts or off ourselves than the general population. It's in the interests of the health service to prevent us reaching that point.

11-Dec 35 Bastille — Pompeii 29 Adele — Rolling In The Deep +4 22 Rag’n’Bone Man — Human -6

10th December 84 Shania Twain - That Don’t Impress Me Much 60 Fatboy Slim - Gangster Trippin 58 Stereophonics - The Bartender and the Thief 46 Shania Twain - Man! I Feel Like a Woman 45 Lauryn Hill - Doo Wop (That Thing) 37 Savage Garden - To the Moon and Back 34 2Pac - Changes 34 Bran Van 300 - Drinking in L.A. +4 31 Kula Shaker - Sound of Drums 26 TLC - No Scrubs 24 Catatonia - Mulder and Scully 22 U2 - Sweetest Thing  21 Bob Marley Vs Funkstar De Luxe - Sun Is Shining 18 Robbie Williams - Let Me Entertain You -6 So I ask you, what the hell am I doin' in Altoona, PA at twenty-six?

Tue 10 Dec 42 Bastille — Pompeii +4 35 Rag’n’Bone Man — Human -6 35 Adele — Rolling In The Deep

Why are you so obsessed with 2029, Crem? Regardless of your political opinions, there are so many productive ways you can get involved in politics that don't involve wishing for 5 years to pass as quickly as possible. It's sooner than you think.

9-Dec 54 Rag’n’Bone Man — Human 44 Bastille — Pompeii +4 31 Adele — Rolling In The Deep 15 Maroon 5 ft. Christina Aguilera — Moves Like Jagger -6

8-Dec 60 Rag’n’Bone Man — Human 47 Bastille — Pompeii 20 Maroon 5 ft. Christina Aguilera — Moves Like Jagger 23 Katy Perry — Teenage Dream +4 18 Adele — Rolling In The Deep 02 George Ezra — Paradise -6