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19-Nov 63 Rag’n’Bone Man — Human 42 The Weeknd ft. Daft Punk — Starboy 40 Chainsmokers & Coldplay — Something Just Like This 36 Sia — Cheap Thrills 32 Justin Timberlake — Can’t Stop The Feeling -6 25 French Montana ft. Swae Lee — Unforgettable +2 24 Calvin Harris ft. Rihanna — This Is What You Came For +2 24 Chainsmokers ft. Daya — Don’t Let Me Down 22 Louis Tomlinson & Steve Aoki — Just Hold On 21 Rita Ora — Anywhere 21 Zara Larsson — I Would Like 21 Ariana Grande — One Last Time 20 Jonas Blue ft. JP Cooper — Perfect Strangers 19 Kungs vs Cookin’ On 3 Burners — This Girl 04 Fifth Harmony ft. Ty Dolla Sign — Work From Home

18-Nov  50 Rag’n’Bone Man — Human 38 The Weeknd ft. Daft Punk — Starboy +2 33 Justin Timberlake — Can’t Stop The Feeling 32 Chainsmokers & Coldplay — Something Just Like This 28 Sia — Cheap Thrills 23 Ariana Grande — One Last Time 23 French Montana ft. Swae Lee — Unforgettable +2 22 Louis Tomlinson & Steve Aoki — Just Hold On 21 Rita Ora — Anywhere 21 Kungs vs Cookin’ On 3 Burners — This Girl 21 Zara Larsson — I Would Like 20 Jonas Blue ft. JP Cooper — Perfect Strangers 18 Calvin Harris ft. Rihanna — This Is What You Came For 18 Ed Sheeran — How Would You Feel 18 Chainsmokers ft. Daya — Don’t Let Me Down 14 Justin Bieber & Bloodpop — Friends  11 Fifth Harmony ft. Ty Dolla Sign — Work From Home 11 Rae Sremmurd ft. Gucci Mane — Black Beatles  10 DJ Snake ft. Justin Bieber — Let Me Love You 08 Jonas Blue & Dakota — Fast Car -6

If you ever go down the Rihanna demo rabbit hole, you'll probably land on this fascinating recording:

Sun 17 Nov 88 The Source ft. Candi Staton - You Got The Love (Now Voyager Mix) 66 No Doubt - Just a Girl 46 Suede - Trash 46 Radiohead - Paranoid Android 43 Faithless - Insomnia +4 32 Jamiroquai - Virtual Insanity 30 Katrina and the Waves - Love Shine a Light 27 Backstreet Boys - As Long As You Love Me 25 Texas - Say What You Want 21 The Seahorses - Love Is The Law 19 Backstreet Boys - Everybody (Backstreet’s Back) 18 The Charlatans - One to Another 18 Eternal - Don’t You Love Me  14 U2 - Staring at the Sun  12 Shola Ama - You’re the One I Love 00 B.B.E. - Seven Days and One Week -6

17-Nov  38 Rag’n’Bone Man — Human 32 The Weeknd ft. Daft Punk — Starboy +2 28 Justin Timberlake — Can’t Stop The Feeling 24 Chainsmokers & Coldplay — Something Just Like This 24 Sia — Cheap Thrills 24 Calvin Harris ft. Rihanna — This Is What You Came For 21 Ariana Grande — One Last Time 21 Rita Ora — Anywhere 21 Kungs vs Cookin’ On 3 Burners — This Girl 21 French Montana ft. Swae Lee — Unforgettable +1 21 Zara Larsson — I Would Like +1 20 Chainsmokers ft. Daya — Don’t Let Me Down 20 Jonas Blue ft. JP Cooper — Perfect Strangers 20 Louis Tomlinson & Steve Aoki — Just Hold On 20 Ed Sheeran — How Would You Feel 20 Justin Bieber & Bloodpop — Friends 20 Rak-Su ft. Wyclef & Naughty Boy — Dimelo 16 Rae Sremmurd ft. Gucci Mane — Black Beatles 16 DJ Snake ft. Justin Bieber — Let Me Love You 14 Jonas Blue & Dakota — Fast Car 11 Fifth Harmony ft. Ty Dolla Sign — Work From Home 10 Ed Sheeran — Castle On The Hill 00 Ed Sheeran — Galway Girl -6

16/11/24 24 Ed Sheeran — Galway Girl 22 Chainsmokers ft. Daya — Don’t Let Me Down 22 DJ Snake ft. Justin Bieber — Let Me Love You 21 The Weeknd ft. Daft Punk — Starboy 21 Ariana Grande — One Last Time +1 21 Rita Ora — Anywhere +1 21 Kungs vs Cookin’ On 3 Burners — This Girl +1 21 Calvin Harris ft. Rihanna — This Is What You Came For +1 20 Sia — Cheap Thrills 20 Jonas Blue & Dakota — Fast Car 20 Justin Timberlake — Can’t Stop The Feeling 20 Jonas Blue ft. JP Cooper — Perfect Strangers 20 Rae Sremmurd ft. Gucci Mane — Black Beatles 20 Louis Tomlinson & Steve Aoki — Just Hold On 20 Rag’n’Bone Man — Human 20 Zara Larsson — I Would Like 20 Ed Sheeran — How Would You Feel 20 Chainsmokers & Coldplay — Something Just Like This 20 French Montana ft. Swae Lee — Unforgettable 20 Justin Bieber & Bloodpop - Friends 20 Rak-Su ft. Wyclef & Naughty Boy — Dimelo 17 Fifth Harmony ft. Ty Dolla Sign — Work From Home 14 Calum Scott — Dancing On My Own -6 14 Ed Sheeran — Castle On The Hill 14 Rihanna ft. Drake — Work

15-Nov 68 Hozier — Take Me To Church 59 Taylor Swift — Shake It Off 59 James Bay — Hold Back The River 36 Maroon 5 — Maps 36 Years & Years — Shine 16 Clean Bandit ft. Jess Glynne — Real Love +4 07 One Direction — Perfect 07 Major Lazer ft. MØ & DJ Snake — Lean On 06 Philip George — Wish You Were Mine 02 The Vamps — Last Night -6

It's ragebait. People make duet videos about hitting her. I would hope they're joking.

Bemi Orojuogun has 200k followers under the name omo.oroje on TikTok. Almost all of her videos depict her standing silently at the roadside as London buses swing past her head. She's done this hundreds of times without being hit. https://www.mylondon.news/news/transport/london-bus-almost-wipes-out-30060950 Tempting fate? When I reached a certain height, Clorox Sr told me about a classmate of his who, aged 18, was hit by the left mirror of a bus and killed instantly. Not DDP-worthy, but one to keep an eye on.

14th November 86 The Source ft. Candi Staton - You Got The Love (Now Voyager Mix) 58 No Doubt - Just a Girl 46 Radiohead - Paranoid Android 40 Suede - Trash 39 Jamiroquai - Virtual Insanity 34 Texas - Say What You Want +2 33 Faithless - Insomnia +2 30 Katrina and the Waves - Love Shine a Light 26 Backstreet Boys - Everybody (Backstreet’s Back) 23 Backstreet Boys - As Long As You Love Me 21 The Seahorses - Love Is The Law 20 U2 - Staring at the Sun 20 The Charlatans - One to Another 20 Eternal - Don’t You Love Me  20 Shola Ama - You’re the One I Love 16 Celine Dion - It’s All Coming Back to Me Now 14 B.B.E. - Seven Days and One Week 06 Robert Miles ft. Maria Nayler - One & One 05 Mark Owen - Clementine -6

14th November 62 Hozier — Take Me To Church 58 Taylor Swift — Shake It Off 55 James Bay — Hold Back The River 36 Years & Years — Shine 35 Maroon 5 — Maps 18 Clean Bandit ft. Jess Glynne — Real Love +2 12 Philip George — Wish You Were Mine 08 Zedd ft. Hayley Williams — Stay The Night 08 The Vamps — Last Night -6 07 One Direction — Perfect 07 Major Lazer ft. MØ & DJ Snake — Lean On +2

11/13/2024  86 The Source ft. Candi Staton - You Got The Love (Now Voyager Mix) 54 No Doubt - Just a Girl 46 Radiohead - Paranoid Android 39 Suede - Trash 37 Jamiroquai - Virtual Insanity 36 Texas - Say What You Want 33 Faithless - Insomnia +4 30 Katrina and the Waves - Love Shine a Light 28 Backstreet Boys - Everybody (Backstreet’s Back) 23 Backstreet Boys - As Long As You Love Me 21 The Seahorses - Love Is The Law 20 U2 - Staring at the Sun 20 The Charlatans - One to Another 20 Eternal - Don’t You Love Me  20 Shola Ama - You’re the One I Love 18 Robert Miles ft. Maria Nayler - One & One 16 Mark Owen - Clementine -1 16 Celine Dion - It’s All Coming Back to Me Now 14 B.B.E. - Seven Days and One Week 00 Backstreet Boys - We’ve Got It Goin’ On -5

13-Nov 56 Hozier — Take Me To Church 48 James Bay — Hold Back The River 45 Taylor Swift — Shake It Off 36 Maroon 5 — Maps 34 Clean Bandit ft. Jess Glynne — Real Love 32 Years & Years — Shine 24 Major Lazer ft. MØ & DJ Snake — Lean On +4 22 One Direction — Perfect 14 The Vamps — Last Night -6 14 Philip George — Wish You Were Mine 12 Calvin Harris & Disciples — How Deep Is Your Love 11 Zedd ft. Hayley Williams— Stay The Night

Rachel Chinouriri at Queen Margaret Union in foggy Glasgow. In orange, with her opener Leonie Biney (in turquoise). I wasn't sure I'd make it until the last minute, because I've been feeling worse for wear since flying back from Iceland. Fortunately this was quite an easy-going gig. Rachel has a great Billie Eilish-ish voice and clearly has a loyal fanbase of young women. I did laugh when she asked the audience if anyone had been to Hereford (350 miles away) and the room fell silent.