Clorox Bleachman

You're the only person to have mentioned 7/10 of these people. Tell us more about them and why you think they might die this yead. They're truly just names without context.

She looks like a 61-year-old with bad lighting who is unintentionally making the "hi, my name is Carla Shaw" face. Clearly a picture posted hastily in response to the divorce rumours. I don't give a fuck whether she has a 12 inch cock and tops Barack every night. Actually, good for her. Move along.

Noam Chomsky

She's credited as just Joan Plowright in most places. I suppose the thread could be titled Dame Joan Plowright. She was also Baroness Olivier, but not Baroness Plowright. It's standard procedure here when someone without a thread gets several pages of posts after their death.

COME ON, NOAM CHOMSKY!!!

16th January 32 Lauryn Hill - Lost Ones  30 Run-DMC - It’s Like That 29 Public Enemy - Fight the Power  28 The Sugarhill Gang - Rapper’s Delight 27 Missy Elliot - Get Ur Freak On 27 A Tribe Called Quest - Check the Rhime  27 Grandmaster Flash - The Message  26 Cypress Hill - Insane in the Brain  26 50 Cent - In Da Club 25 De La Soul - Me Myself and I  24 Outkast - B.O.B. (Bombs Over Baghdad)  24 N.W.A. - Fuck Tha Police  23 Little Simz - Woman 23 Eric B & Rakim - Paid In Full  23 Kendrick Lamar - Bitch, Don’t Kill My Vibe +4 22 Eminem - Lose Yourself -6 21 Nas - N.Y. State of Mind  20 Ice Cube - No Vaseline 18 LL Cool J - I Can’t Live Without My Radio  18 Dr. Dre - The Watcher  14 Boogie Down Productions - Stop the Violence  07 2Pac - All Eyez on Me

R.I.P.

If I'm reading that right, picking a then-11 year old child is poor form. Then again, the rules don't explicitly state that picks must be over 18. One entry appears to contain fictional characters. Maybe write this whole thing off...

17th January

Oh my good God. For wasterity:

That one Twitter deadpooler should be thanking his lucky stars that he didn't reply with "you will begin to cough in 3 days".

14th January 32 Bobby Vee - The Night Has A Thousand Eyes 30 Roy Orbison - Blue Bayou/Mean Woman Blues 30 Carole King - It Might As Well Rain Until September +2 27 Brian Hyland - Sealed With A Kiss 26 Tommy Roe - Sheila 26 Susan Maughan - Bobby’s Girl +2 25 Buddy Holly - Brown-Eyed Handsome Man 22 Brenda Lee - Speak To Me Pretty 20 Sandy Nelson - Let There Be Drums 20 Eden Kane - Forget Me Not 20 Maureen Evans - Like I Do 20 Joe Brown & The Bruvvers - That’s What Love Will Do 20 Billy Fury - Like I’ve Never Been Gone 20 Steve Lawrence & Eydie Gorme - I Want To Stay Here 13 Freddie & The Dreamers - You Were Made For Me 09 Billy Fury - When Will You Say I Love You 05 Freddie & The Dreamers - If You Gotta Make A Fool Of Somebody 03 Rolf Harris - Sun Arise -6

I didn't submit a team here, but Leigh-Anne, Perrie and Jade have been releasing a lot of music in the last year, whilst Jesy has been out of the spotlight. She probably reconsidered after her solo career failed.

13/1/25 22 Bobby Vee - The Night Has A Thousand Eyes 22 Carole King - It Might As Well Rain Until September +2 22 Freddie & The Dreamers - You Were Made For Me +2 21 Roy Orbison - Blue Bayou/Mean Woman Blues 21 Tommy Roe - Sheila 20 Sandy Nelson - Let There Be Drums 20 Eden Kane - Forget Me Not 20 Brenda Lee - Speak To Me Pretty 20 Brian Hyland - Sealed With A Kiss 20 Susan Maughan - Bobby’s Girl 20 Rolf Harris - Sun Arise 20 Maureen Evans - Like I Do 20 Joe Brown & The Bruvvers - That’s What Love Will Do 20 Billy Fury - Like I’ve Never Been Gone 20 Buddy Holly - Brown-Eyed Handsome Man 20 Billy Fury - When Will You Say I Love You 20 Steve Lawrence & Eydie Gorme - I Want To Stay Here 17 Neil Sedaka - Happy Birthday, Sweet Sixteen 17 Freddie & The Dreamers - If You Gotta Make A Fool Of Somebody 14 Ronnie Carroll - Roses Are Red (My Love) -6

When I sneakily listen to Late Registration I think gosh, how sad that Mr. West died in a tragic accident in 2018. I'm sure he would've gone on to do great things.