Dying Probably

Yeah, what was that Paul Bearer thinking... making the "dead" uncapitalized?! Diabolically demoniacal.

I would care to partake. (wow, that sounded far posher than intended)

Well done Thatcher!

June Squibb is HOW OLD?!

Congratulations drol! A worthy winner.

If he somehow died off radar, would be thoroughly hilarious for the Cmme to claim him as a hit. Just for numbers.

Jim Lovell and Pat Saiki were my two subs for the main team, and Pat Buchanan and Hal Rogers for the electoral team. Solid "d'oh" on my part for Asma al-Assad, who I just thought was a bit ill and crossed off quite quickly.

Posting my team here now the new year's in... BUZZ ALDRIN CAROL BURNETT DENIS LAW DENNIS SKINNER DICK VAN DYKE DRAGOLJUB MIĆUNOVIĆ [Serbian politician] EDWIN MEESE [American Attorney General] ESTHER RANTZEN [really wants to die] EVA MARIE SAINT GENE HACKMAN GUILLERMO RODRÍGUEZ [Ecuadorian tyrant] HAMAKO MORI [YouTuber, "Gamer Grandma"] IAN SINCLAIR [Australian politician] IMELDA MARCOS JACQUELINE WHITE [actress] JEAN-MARIE LE PEN JIM LOVELL [astronaut] JOSEF FRITZL [sick bastard] KAY GRANGER [Texas U.S. representative, JOKER] NOAM CHOMSKY NODDY HOLDER POPE FRANCIS PRUNELLA SCALES TOM LEHRER VALENTINA TERESHKOVA [Putin shill, first woman in space]

Valli

Ah, the ol' team 2021: Akihito, Jean-Marie Le Pen, Hamako Mori 2022: Nikocado Avocado, Dick Cheney, Jack Hanna, Hamako Mori, Linda Nolan, Yoko Ono 2023: Akihito, David Attenborough, James Baker, Dick Cheney, Caren Marsh Doll, Hamako Mori, Desmond Morris, Linda Nolan, Yoko Ono, Eva Marie Saint, Prunella Scales, Dick Van Dyke 2024: nearly all of the basta- I mean, David Attenborough, Dick Cheney, Josip Manolic, Caren Marsh Doll, Jennifer Wexton, Hamako Mori, Desmond Morris, Linda Nolan, Yoko Ono, Eva Marie Saint, Prunella Scales, Dick Van Dyke, Ann Russell, Esther Rantzen, Denis Law Presiding Over Demise 2022: Eileen Bell, Bronwyn Bishop, Dick Cheney, Dafydd Elis-Thomas, Dennis Hastert, Tan Soo Khoon, Pat Leahy, Nancy Pelosi, George Reid, Ian Sinclair, David Steel, Abdullah Tarmugi, Jorge Molina Valdivieso OAPs 2023: Joe Biden, Nicholas F. Brady, Dick Cheney, Susan Collins, Elizabeth Dole, Paul Gosar, Amy Klobuchar, Pat Leahy, Edwin Meese, Nancy Pelosi, Richard Shelby, Donald Trump 2024: Jennifer Wexton, Glenn Thompson, Nicholas F. Brady, Dick Cheney, Susan Collins, Elizabeth Dole, Paul Gosar, Pat Leahy, Edwin Meese, Nancy Pelosi, Richard Shelby, Donald Trump, Pat Roberts, Hal Rogers, Pat Saiki, Jim Sensenbrenner, Alan K. Simpson Dying Probably's Twitter Page 2024: easier to list who's dead - none of them! I'll add some if they actually do die.

Can you not?

VERY old names this year - only 3 are under 80 years old (Nolan, Assad and Weinstein), and the median age is 95 years old (!!)

Thoroughly questionable ones here.

Wow, nobody I'm going "holy feck, WHO?!" at. *AHEM WALTERS AHEM*