Lard Bazaar

Shocking miss on my behalf, simply because I stupidly did not know/bother to find out his real name.

Bastard!

At least I’ve still got hair.

Perhaps, but in my pointless internet opinion, having ADHD does not give one an excuse to act like an ass and these days everyone seems to want a diagnosed label to excuse their shitty behaviour. However, whatever the circumstances it’s clearly a tragic occurrence for his family and child.

No, he was pushed off a cliff by Janine Butcher.

Shocker, I would have bet on Zayn being the one to off himself. Never liked Liam, too up himself.

I never understood Dom Joly’s popularity or how he built an entire career on the back of shouting into a giant inflatable mobile phone.

The one where the kid gets eaten by an escalator was always my favourite. And ‘oh look Joe, he’s waving at us’ off the Coastguard ads is a daily saying in our house.

Italian motorcycle road racer and MotoE competitor Luca Salvadori has died following a crash in the IRRC Championship in Germany https://bikesportnews.com/tt-and-roads/luca-salvadori-has-died-in-a-road-racing-accident/

Unique pick for me, that trophy is in my sights

Deathlist Absolute Legend Lard Bazaar welcomed a fabulous granddaughter today

I was behind Midge Ure in a queue in Iceland once. The supermarket.

It’s not her lawyer. It’s her children’s former social worker, Lynne Rickwood, who was sacked for becoming too closely involved with the piece of shit, and she is now employed by the scat-loving whore on a private basis as an assistant. Following her sacking, Price then lost custody of her two youngest children who are now in the care of her former husband’s mother. Similarly she lost custody of her two children with Peter Andre when they were younger, and her eldest son has been in residential care for a considerable part of his life. But you won’t read any of that in the tabloids because she cries BE KIND and MENTAL HEALTH if anyone challenges her lies. There is a large contingency of thick as fuck fans that are convinced she is a brilliant mum caring 24 hours a day for all five of her children. It’s simply not true.

There is currently an extremely disturbing picture of her doing the Twitter rounds, I will not describe it here for fear of making you all lose your breakfast, I will simply say Una Stubbs and Cliff Richard, eat your hearts out. If ya know, ya know. She truly is a piece of shit.

She has also had an extraordinary number of pets die while in her care. There is a quite awful celebrity gossip website called Tattle with threads dedicated to her - the majority of posters are twats however there are a few that have seemingly dedicated their lives to documenting all the bullshit and lies this piece of shit comes out with, and it makes for an interesting read. Katie Price is not all she makes herself out to be. The sooner she is in prison the better for everyone in her sphere.