Dead O'Gonner

Well that certianly freaked me out. I though DL had moved into catering for other non-English speaking countries. I currently live in France, Bretagne to be precise, and for a second had a scary notion that DL had a sister french site which i had stumbled apon. How many french have appeared in DL? may have to look at that, sorry slight tangent of thought. Are there any other Expats about?? I may start a new thread Brits stiff as-abroard lol Name may need a rethink.

Are you sure you don't actually sleep in the room next to Schapelle perchance? Well if i did i doubt i would ever get any sleep through sheer excitement!!

As most criminally insane, he appauled the masses. However he did have some fans.......

Bravo! Mr. T. Several witnesses distinctly remember a blood-thirsty soldier in British uniform chanting: 'They don't like it up 'em.' A press statement did go out at the time of his reign of terror. "if for any reason you come into contact with him, please Don't Panic"

I live near a town called Corby. Some how i feel this is not relevant, however telling you all i'm sure will make me sleep better this evening!!

Gary Glitter is sitting in his living room surfing the internet on his laptop. All of a sudden, the door of the apartment whips open and his girlfriend storms through. "You f*****g asshole!" she screams and heads into the bedroom. Stunned, Gary flips off the computer and walks toward the bedroom wondering, "Now what have I done?" Inside the bedroom he finds the girl furiously packing a suitcase. He asks her what's up. She responds with a hiss, "My therapist says that I should leave you and that you're a paedophile!" Gary responds, "Wow, you're quite smart for an 8 year old."

See what Superted has been reduced to now his work has dried up