Death in Pixie Boots

My loves Did you see dear old Ronnie on last night's sitcom awards? Either his glasses have grown or the darling has shrunk. The yummy Mr Reaper will have his headline written for him "And it's good night from him......" Fabulous post show party though sweeties. Death Comes To Us All Wearing Pixie Boots

Darlings When Les Mis transferred to Broadway, Benjamin Netanyahu starred in the male chorus. A raging success Death Comes To Us All Wearing Pixie Boots

Darlings Lunched with Larry's agent yesterday, Gigli's in Beverley Hills, fabulous Krug Grande Cuvee. To die for. Larry's doing absolutely super at the mo and is on book tour of Idaho - v successful so I'm told. Ciao Death come to us all wearing Pixie Boots

Darlings A signed photo? Two years ago Ronnie signed my @%#! and I haven't washed it since! Modesty however prevents me from revealing which Ronnie is was Death Comes to us all wearing Pixie Boots

Hello darlings Just back from a delicious smooze around the Arabian Gulf. Apparently that little sweetie the Emir of Kuwait, Sheikh Jabir al-Ahmad al-Jabir al-Sabah isn't at all well. But you're now going to tell me you've never heard of him. So sad - Jabi always treated me so generously Death comes to us all wearing Pixie Boots

Darling How could anyone not have heard of this gorgeous beast of a man. I have a locket of his hair close to my heart. Death Comes To Us All Wearing Pixie Boots

Darlings Hope you are all having a lovely New Year's Eve - I am celebrating with some show-biz chums here in Waikiki. So my wonderful Death List lovers, a question. If I happen to see the delightful and charming Ronald Reagan down on the waterfront just before midnight (local time) and he falls under my wheels, does that count for this year (2003) or next year (2004). Is it your midnight or his which signals the end of the 2003 party? Much love and kisses to you all Death comes to us all wearing Pixie Boots

Darlings Upset to see such squabbling. Now Mr Stats, shame on you for being so uppity with delicious Grimbo You and your silly nominations. Just because you submit a list of 400 people every year darling, doesn't mean you can claim to have nominated them all you silly man I remember that year well and I'm with the Reaper. Although Derek Nimmo was definately his fault Now stop it you two Death comes to us all wearing Pixie Boots

Darlings, luvvies, sweeties, mwah mwah mwah Dishy Dennis Skinner, not well Sorry got to dash Death comes to us all wearing Pixie Boots

Lovely to have you back darling All that research into Pammie explains why you have been away recently Death Comes to us all wearing Pixie Boots

Hiyall Phil Spectre Darlings just love the wacko jacko banter - while we're on the topic of flakey celebs under threat of incarceration what about the mentally balanced Phil Spectre. No way will he get off. Dixie comes to us all wearing Pixie Boots

Oh darling how sad. Being an only child I though I was deprived but to know you have a sibling but not know who it is......... How tragic Death come to us all wearing Pixie Boots

Hello my darlings Did you know that Alexander Solzhenitsyn was still alive? Well he is. He's 85 and feeling a bit peeky Death comes to us all wearing Pixie Boots

My darling Death List Did you know that the absolutely yummy Maharishi Mahesh Yogi was still strutting his funky stuff? He must be at least 200 years old by now. Death comes to us all wearing Pixie Boots

Hello my death list darlings I am ever so keen on that gorgeous charmer Rodney Dangerfield, what a man, what a hunk, what a dead cert for 2004. Any views yourselves? Death comes to us all wearing pixie boots