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  1. Elizabethan Deadpool

    Same again for me.
  2. Political Frailty

    A Peru leader is consulting doctors on Fujimori's medical pardon. Fujimori reportedly in intensive care after suffering a 'life-threatening heart complaint'.
  3. Inverse Dead Pool 2017

    The death of Jerry Lewis, the King of Comedy, is no laughing matter when it comes to this game. 23 teams were nutty enough to think he'd survive the year and therefore The Day the Clown Died could turn out to be a pivotal moment in this competition. Here are the scores! 1st - Drol - 21 points 2nd - Grim Up North - 31 points =3rd - msc - 35 points =3rd - The Unknown Man - 35 points 5th - YoungWillz - 38 points =6th - Bibliogryphon - 40 points =6th - Dr_T - 40 points 8th - Bert Trautmann - 42 points =9th - Shaun of the Dead - 44 points =9th - The Mad Hatter - 44 points 11th - GraveDanger - 47 points =12th - Book - 48 points =12th - Death Impends - 48 points =12th - Garn2 - 48 points 15th - CaptainChorizo - 49 points 16th - Phantom of the Midway - 50 points 17th - gcreptile - 51 points 18th - Deathray - 59 points 19th - rockhopperpenguin - 60 points =20th - CharonsCrew - 62 points =20th - Toast - 62 points =22nd - Joeyruss - 63 points =22nd - WednesdayAddams - 63 points 24th - Switch - 73 points 25th - Pedro67 - 74 points 26th - Dead Cow - 77 points 27th - esher - 80 points 28th - Angels - 106 points
  4. The 11th death of 2017

    Bob Barker
  5. 33. Jerry Lewis

    Mirror obit
  6. Inverse Dead Pool 2017

    As Colin Meads his maker, things are looking all black for the handful of teams who thought he might see the year out. Not much change with regards to the scores, though Angels' experiment reattains it's wooden spoon position for now. Here are the scores! 1st - Drol - 7 points =2nd - Dr_T - 22 points =2nd - The Unknown Man - 22 points 4th - CaptainChorizo - 25 points =5th - Bert Trautmann - 30 points =5th - Garn2 - 30 points =5th - Grim Up North - 30 points =8th - Book - 31 points =8th - The Mad Hatter - 31 points 10th - gcreptile - 33 points 11th - GraveDanger - 34 points =12th - msc - 35 points =12th - YoungWillz - 35 points 14th - Bibliogryphon - 36 points 15th - Death Impends - 41 points 16th - Shaun of the Dead - 42 points =17th - Toast - 44 points =17th - Phantom of the Midway - 44 points 19th - rockhopperpenguin - 51 points 20th - CharonsCrew - 57 points 21st - Pedro67 - 58 points 22nd- Deathray - 59 points =23rd - WednesdayAddams - 63 points =23rd - Joeyruss - 63 points =23rd - Switch - 63 points 26th - esher - 67 points 27th - Dead Cow - 77 points 28th - Angels - 81 points
  7. The Dead Of 2017

    Hmm, Google says Randle died on the 23rd of May but Wikipedia says he died on the 24th and indeed this article says he died on a Wednesday which implies the 24th, the same day as Sonny West's death. Edit: In fact, Landham and Burgess were a day apart dying on the 17th and 18th respectively.
  8. The Dead Of 2017

    You weren't the only one who noticed. It's also intriguing that Sonny West and Sonny Randle also Cher () the same death date, so not exactly unprecedented.
  9. Clive James

    For those of you still pondering the reasons for the end of Clive's Guardian columns, a comment on the Instagram upload of one of those hospital photos which I mentioned previously in this thread reveals that 'he was finding writing to deadlines difficult'.
  10. The 10th death of 2017

    Tony Booth
  11. Inverse Dead Pool 2017

    Most teams played their cards right by not penciling Sir Bruce Forsyth into their pack. For the 9 teams that did have him, whether higher or lower, it will not be nice to see the below scoreboard, to see the below scoreboard it will not be nice. Drol strictly maintains his lead at the top of the scoreboard, isn't he doing well? Here are the scores! 1st - Drol - 7 points =2nd - Dr_T - 22 points =2nd - The Unknown Man - 22 points 4th - CaptainChorizo - 25 points =5th - Bert Trautmann - 30 points =5th - Garn2 - 30 points =5th - Grim Up North - 30 points =8th - Book - 31 points =8th - Morbidkid - 31 points 10th - gcreptile - 33 points 11th - GraveDanger - 34 points =12th - msc - 35 points =12th - YoungWillz - 35 points 14th - Bibliogryphon - 36 points 15th - RadGuy - 40 points 16th - Death Impends - 41 points 17th - Shaun of the Dead - 42 points 18th - Toast - 44 points =19th - CharonsCrew - 48 points =19th - WednesdayAddams - 48 points 21st - rockhopperpenguin - 51 points 22nd - Pedro67 - 54 points 23rd- Deathray - 59 points =24th - Joeyruss - 63 points =24th - Switch - 63 points 26th - esher - 67 points =27th - Angels - 77 points =27th - Dead Cow - 77 points
  12. DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Many of you curmudgeons may have noticed that it's that time of year when the godawful British media report A-level results day with a deliberate focus on the high-achievers in an attempt to make the average student feel like dirt. Well, whilst I'm not one of those high-achievers, I'm pleased to say that I did get into my university of choice, that is the University of Stirling, and will be studying Philosophy there over the course of the next four years. In the meantime, I can celebrate the opportunity of leaving my dull and uninspired life behind and making some friends and enjoying myself for a change.
  13. Maggie Smith

    Alright, I may have been talking bollocks. The behaviours of that search engine seem to elude most of us here, myself included. Sometimes it seems to work perfectly, whilst other times it decides to be awkward and consequently make you look like a right numpty. Anyhow, I wouldn't worry too much about these things, as long as you've made some effort to look beforehand, which you obviously did.
  14. Maggie Smith

    You've got to use quotation marks when searching for thread titles, otherwise the search engine only looks at the posts within the thread and not the thread title itself. As you can see, none of the posts that were in the old Maggie Smith thread actually mentioned her name, hence why you couldn't find her thread. So in future, make sure to place quotation marks around your search terms whenever you're trying to find out if a person already has their own thread.
  15. Maggie Smith

    As a matter of fact...
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