The Deathlist Poker Tournament 2021

[YoungWillz 21,251]

Mocha Lattes being served in heaven (before they get to you they will be drunk by our servers Joey and Rachel).

 

James Michael Tyler, known worldwide as Gunther from Friends, has shut up shop. A hit for Death Impends, Salmon Mousse, An Fear Beag and Captain Chorizo.

 

Bonuses:

Death Impends plays a Red Joker - 50 Additional Points.

Captain Chorizo: Pair of Queens - 10 Points; Two Pair of Queens and 9s - 15 Points - Total: 25 Additional Points.

 

Tyler also a sub for gcreptile, who draws 5 Diamonds (again!) for 5 Points added.

 

Those 5 points are crucial, as they now represent the difference between first and second, as gcreptile clings to a now slender lead.

 

Leaderboard updated and will be brought forward on the next hit.

[YoungWillz 21,251]

Another month has passed, so it is time to pull the lever on the wheel of (mis)fortune that is the Card Roulette.

 

Be aware (though a reminder nearer the time) that November has 30 days. If you have played a Joker in your hand and not yet converted it (or will do during November) this conversion must take place by or on 30 November, otherwise the chance to convert will be lost. As always, the helpdesk will be open to discuss options if you are not sure how to maximise your pointage.

 

Anyhow, the draw for October:

 

                       

Timestamp: 2021-10-31 11:53:56 UTC

[YoungWillz 21,251]

Dead So Far:

 

Anne Stallybrass - 3 July - Obit

Rick Laird - 4 July - Obit

Stan Swamy - 5 July - Obit

Gillian Sheen Donaldson - 5 July - Obit

Axel Kahn - 6 July

Dilip Kumar - 7 July - Obit

Carlos Reutemann - 7 July - Obit

Jehan Sadat - 9 July - Obit

Ernie Moss - 11 July - Obit

Renee Simonot - 11 July - Obit

Mick Bates - 12 July - Obit

Edwin Edwards - 12 July - Obit

Paul Orndorff - 12 July - Obit

Gary Corbett - 14 July - Obit

Mary Ward - 19 July - Obit

Brian Henderson - 5 August - Obit

Gertrude Annie Kingston - ? August 2021

Jaan Kaplinski - 8 August

Patricia Hitchcock - 9 August - Obit

Gerd Muller - 15 August - Obit

Paul Mitchell III - 15 August - Obit

Sir Michael Cullen - 19 August - Obit

Sandra Richardson - 25 August - Obit

Jonathan Myles-Lea - 25 August - Obit

Michael Constantine - 31 August - Obit

Mikis Theodorakis - 2 September - Obit

Sarah Harding - 5 September - Obit

Carl Bean - 7 September - Obit

Amy Winifred Hawkins - 8 September - Obit

Art Metrano - 8 September - Obit

Terry Lubbock - 15 September - Obit

Robert Fyfe - 15 September - Obit

Jane Powell - 16 September - Obit

Abdelaziz Bouteflika - 17 September - Obit

Albert J Raboteau III - 18 September

Jimmy Greaves - 19 September - Obit

Greg Gilbert - 30 September - Obit

Bernard Tapie - 3 October - Obit

Budge Patty - 3 October - Obit

Nadia Chaudhri - 5 October - Obit

Granville Adams - 10 October - Obit

Ruthie T(h)ompson - 10 October - Obit

Ally McLaws - 15 October - Obit

Maire Mhac an tSaoi - 16 October - Obit

Betty Lynn - 16 October - Obit

Denise Bryer - 16 October - Obit

James Michael Tyler - 24 October - Obit

Pat Martino - 1 November - Obit

Alan Igglesden - 1 November - Obit

Clifford Rose - 6 November - Obit

FW de Klerk - 11 November - Obit

Bertie Auld - 14 November - Obit

Clarissa Eden - 15 November - Obit

Jyrki Kasvi - 16 November

Belinda Sykes - 16 November

Chun Doo-hwan - 23 November - Obit

 

gcreptile: 1306 Points (Swamy, Laird; Bates; Richardson; Bean; Lubbock; Chaudhri; McLaws; Igglesden; de Klerk) (Sub: Kumar [5 Diamonds]; Tyler [5 Diamonds]) (MD: Jul [7]; Aug [4]; Sep [K]; Oct [Q])

 

Cards Played:  

 

Captain Chorizo: 1225 Points (Kumar; Reutemann; Laird; Orndorff; Cullen; Harding; Lubbock; Tapie; Tyler; de Klerk) (Sub: Henderson [3 Clubs]) (MD: Jul [7]; Aug [J]; Sep [8]; Oct [J])

 

Cards Played: 

 

Death Impends: 989 Points (Kumar; Cullen; Harding; Thompson; McLaws; Tyler; Igglesden; de Klerk) (MD: Jul [A]; Aug [5]; Sep [10]; Oct [10])

 

Cards Played: 

 

Perhaps: 905 Points (Kumar; Reutemann; Sadat; Orndorff; Harding; Lubbock; Gilbert; de Klerk) (Sub: Swamy [4 Hearts]; Auld [6 Spades]) (MD: Jul [4]; Aug [2]; Sep [Q]; Oct [Q])

 

Cards Played: 

 

An Fear Beag: 795 Points (Kumar; Muller; Cullen; Harding; Greaves; Tapie; Tyler) (Sub: P. Mitchell [6 Spades]) (MD: Jul [2]; Aug [Q]; Sep [3]; Oct [Q])

 

Cards Played: 

 

msc: 761 Points (Laird; Bates; Theodorakis; Harding; Lubbock; McLaws; Igglesden) (Sub: Orndorff [10 Clubs]; de Klerk [6 Hearts]) (MD: Jul [J]; Aug [Q]; Sep [5]; Oct [7])

 

Cards Played: 

 

Joey Russ: 744 Points (Laird; Harding; Bean; Lubbock; McLaws; Martino; de Klerk) (Sub: Cullen [2 Diamonds]; Gilbert [8 Diamonds]) (MD: Jul [2]; Aug [8]; Sep [Q]; Oct [7])

 

Cards Played: 

 

Salmon Mousse: 741 Points (Reutemann; Orndorff; Henderson; Muller; Harding; Tyler; Martino) (MD: Jul [Q]; Aug [4]; Sep [10]; Oct [5])

 

Cards Played: 

 

Banana: 719 Points (Kumar: Laird; Corbett; Harding; Lubbock; de Klerk) (Sub: McLaws [5 Diamonds]; Igglesden [K Clubs]; Eden [9 Clubs]) (MD: Jul [J]; Aug [A]; Sep [6]; Oct [6])

 

Cards Played: 

 

Grim Up North: 690 Points (Cullen; Harding; Lubbock; Gilbert; Igglesden; de Klerk) (Sub: Moss [4 Hearts]) (MD: Jul [9]; Aug [6]; Sep [7]; Oct [9])

 

Cards Played: 

 

Caleb H: 669 Points (Simonot; Ward; Harding; Tapie; an tSaoi; Eden) (Sub: Hitchcock [K Clubs]) (MD: Jul [6]; Aug [A]; Sep [2]; Oct [A])

 

Cards Played: 

 

JoeMoneypenny: 667 Points (Sheen; Reutemann; Muller; Bouteflika; Lynn; Doo-hwan) (MD: Jul [5]; Aug [3]; Sep [2]; Oct [2])

 

Cards Played:  

 

theoldlady: 639 Points (Muller; Cullen; Harding; Bouteflika; Adams; Eden) (Sub: Gilbert [Q Hearts]) (MD: Jul [3]; Aug [9]; Sep [5]; Oct [10])

 

Cards Played: 

 

Baby Blue: 636 Points (Reutemann; Edwards; Corbett; Harding; Constantine; Metrano) (MD: Jul [9]; Aug [J]; Sep [4]; Oct [2])

 

Cards Played: 

 

Bibliogryphon: 508 Points (Greaves; Fyfe; Bryer; Rose) (Sub: Stallybrass [3 Diamonds]) (MD: Jul [J]; Aug [K]; Sep [A]; Oct [7])

 

Cards Played: 

 

Sean: 422 Points (Cullen; Myles-Lea; Martino; de Klerk) (MD: Jul [Q]; Aug [3]; Sep [4]; Oct [3])

 

Cards Played: 

 

Yorkshire Banker: 344 Points (Ward; Harding; Gilbert) (MD: Jul [A]; Aug [10]; Sep [K]; Oct [7])

 

Cards Played: 

 

DeathByArsenic: 243 Points (Harding; Bouteflika) (Sub: Lynn [7 Diamonds]) (MD: Jul [9]; Aug [Q]; Sep [9]; Oct [6])

 

Cards Played: 

Great Uncle Bulgaria: 243 Points (Hawkins; Greaves) (MD: Jul [5]; Aug [K]; Sep [A]; Oct [J])

 

Cards Played: 

 

Toast: 235 Points (Lubbock; Gilbert) (Sub: Greaves [3 Hearts]) (MD: Jul [K]; Aug [7]; Sep [9]; Oct [3])

 

Cards Played: 

 

YoungWillz: 231 Points (Greaves; Eden) (MD: Jul [5]; Aug [10]; Sep [J]; Oct [5])

 

Cards Played: 

 

Torva Messor: 226 Points (Simonot; Patty) (Sub: Eden [4 Clubs]) (MD: Jul [3]; Aug [8]; Sep [7]; Oct [4])

 

Cards Played: 

 

GuyFromFuture: 150 Points (Powell) (MD: Jul [K]; Aug [Q]; Sep [J]; Oct [A])

 

Cards Played: 

 

Gooseberry Crumble: 38 Points (MD: Jul [Q]; Aug [9]; Sep [8]; Oct [9])

[YoungWillz 21,251]

Well, Pat Martino fans may have to wait for puns until a Qobit (preferred term round here) appears.

 

How long is a cricket pitch? 22 yards? Hey, it was 22 years that Alan Igglesden had a brain tumour before he returned to the pavilion in the sky (if you believe in that sort of thing...). Coincidence? Yes, of course it is. Cricket's a slow game, but 22 years?

 

Igglesden's passing caught out a few of us, but not gcreptile, msc, Death Impends and Grim Up North who all score.

 

Bonuses:

gcreptile plays a 6 - Pair of 6s - 10 Points; Two Pair of 6s and As - 15 Points; Two Pair of 6s and Js - 15 Points; Two Pair of 6s and Qs - 15 Points - Total: 55 Additional Points.

msc plays a 10 - Pair of 10s - 10 Additional Points.

Death Impends plays a 2 - Pair of 2s - 10 Additional Points.

 

Banana brought Igglesden on as 12th man (13th actually, Ally McLaws was a first sub) - anyhow, draws a K Clubs for 13 Points added.

 

gcreptile now puts clear daylight between himself and the chasing pack and becomes the first player this year to break the 1000 Point barrier. But holding 4 pairs now (which is ridiculous) a serious possibility of tremendous points coming if full houses are made.

 

Anyway, leaderboard updated.

[YoungWillz 21,251]

Those with Pat Martino in their team - fret not. (See what I did there?).

 

The jazz guitarist was certainly El Hombre as far as Sean, Joey Russ and Salmon Mousse were concerned.

 

Bonus:

Salmon Mousse plays a 7 - Pair of 7s - 10 Additional Points.

 

Leaderboard updated. (Jazz hands!).

[YoungWillz 21,251]

I wish I had the strength or energy to do an Irish language eulogy for poet Maire Mhac an tSaoi, but I don't.

 

A belated Telegraph obit comes through, and becomes an unique hit for CalebH.

 

No bonuses, leaderboard updated.

[YoungWillz 21,251]

Understated menace is what Clifford Rose brought to his roles.

 

What he brings to Bibliogryphon is an unique hit, Rose having been another perennial pick on his team.

 

No bonuses, leaderboard updated.

[msc 18,558]

9 minutes ago, YoungWillz said:

Understated menace is what Clifford Rose brought to his roles.

 

What he brings to Bibliogryphon is an unique hit, Rose having been another perennial pick on his team.

 

No bonuses, leaderboard updated.

 

With 4 hits in as many months, you could say of Biblio that he's finally getting something done!

 

 

[Bibliogryphon 9,653]

11 minutes ago, msc said:

 

With 4 hits in as many months, you could say of Biblio that he's finally getting something done!

 

 

Nice

 

Or should that be niche?

[msc 18,558]

15 minutes ago, Bibliogryphon said:

Nice

 

Or should that be niche?

 

It did occur to me it was niche. But I knew you'd get it. And the idea of someone who doesn't watch Dr Who thinking "man, that was unusually harsh about Biblio" amused too tbh. 

[gcreptile 11,091]

On 02/11/2021 at 00:15, YoungWillz said:

gcreptile now puts clear daylight between himself and the chasing pack and becomes the first player this year to break the 1000 Point barrier. But holding 4 pairs now (which is ridiculous) a serious possibility of tremendous points coming if full houses are made.

FW De Klerk will actually be my 5th pair with 10 hits.... even more ridiculous. But you think I'll get at least one Full House?

[YoungWillz 21,251]

1 minute ago, gcreptile said:

FW De Klerk will actually be my 5th pair with 10 hits.... even more ridiculous. But you think I'll get at least one Full House?

As host (genial sometimes, but always impartial) it's not up to me to think.

 

It's all in the cards and the stars...

 

I'll have a look at this in a while, I'm just up and one coffee ain't going to cut the calculations.

[YoungWillz 21,251]

The only apartheid we normally have at the casino is that we have several tables, but as I am running this virtually, all my players are seated round one giant table! Yes it's all one big melting pot (sing your own version of the Blue Mink hit).

 

Not so for FW de Klerk, apartheid icon turned Nobel Laureate opportunist who has gone from a name of history to a name from history.

 

A hit for Sean, gcreptile, Death Impends, Joey Russ, Perhaps, Grim Up North, Banana and Captain Chorizo.

 

Bonuses:

 

gcreptile plays a 2: Pair 2s - 10 Points; Two Pair 2s and As - 15 Points; Two Pair 2s and Js - 15 Points; Two Pair 2s and 6s - 15 Points; Two Pair 2s and Qs - 15 Points - Total - 70 Additional Points (at least he has a balanced hand, 10 cards, 5 pairs!).

 

Death Impends plays a 10: Pair 10s - 10 Points; Two Pair 10s and 2s - 15 Points - Total 25 Additional Points.

 

Grim Up North plays a Black Joker: 50 Additional Points

 

Banana plays Q Spades: Pair Qs (Spades and Clubs) - 10 Points; Pair Qs (Spades and Hearts) - 10 Points; Three of a Kind (Qs) - 20 Points - Total - 40 Additional  Points.

 

Captain Chorizo plays Q Clubs: Pair Qs (Clubs and Spades) - 10 Points; Pair Qs (Clubs and Hearts) - 10 Points; Two Pair Qs (Clubs and Spades) and 9s - 15 Points; Two Pair Qs (Clubs and Hearts) and 9s - 15 Points; Three of a Kind Qs - 20 Points; Full House Qs over 9s - 80 Points - Total - 150 Additional Points.

 

msc had de Klerk as a sub and draws 6 Hearts for 6 Points added.

 

gcreptile maintains a lead, but Captain Chorizo scores heavily to cling to the coat tails of a possible win. I'm going to call it now that unless there's a massacre, both me and Crumble are out of the running! There is likely to be a fight for that portrait in the new loos!

 

Leaderboard updated.

[gcreptile 11,091]

Cpt Chorizo has some nice bonus opportunities, for example, if one of his 10s dies, he gets three straights at once, or now in fact maybe more with those three queens?. Unless I hit one of these full houses, he has a good chance of winning on bonusses. But yeah, if I get one full house, it's like 500 bonus points.

 

Edit: Larry Pressler, who I think will more likely than not still become a hit, will be "fun" to calculate.

[YoungWillz 21,251]

8 minutes ago, gcreptile said:

Cpt Chorizo has some nice bonus opportunities, for example, if one of his 10s dies, he gets three straights at once, or now in fact maybe more with those three queens?. Unless I hit one of these full houses, he has a good chance of winning on bonusses. But yeah, if I get one full house, it's like 500 bonus points.

 

Edit: Larry Pressler, who I think will more likely than not still become a hit, will be "fun" to calculate.

Not sure now whether converting your joker so early was a miscalculation? Time will out.

 

A reminder that all those who have played a Joker and not converted it as yet, or play a Joker this month, you only have until 30 November to do so. No imminent rush, but start thinking about it. Additional help as always is available from the helpdesk by PM. 

[YoungWillz 21,251]

The roar of a Lisbon Lion has gone.

 

Bertie Auld a sub pick only for Perhaps, who draws 6 Spades for 6 Points Added.

 

Leaderboard updated.

[YoungWillz 21,251]

When you go walking, picking the Countess of Avon, she was a beautiful woman, does anyone care? (Wonder if anyone will get the song reference?)

 

Clarissa Eden has resisted temptation for being a successful pick for many a year, but her fight is over.

 

A hit for me (YoungWillz), theoldlady and Caleb H. No bonuses.

 

A sub pick for Torva Messor, who draws the 4 Clubs for 4 Points added, and also for Banana, who draws 9 Clubs for 9 Points added.

 

Leaderboard updated.

[YoungWillz 21,251]

Was Chun Doo-hwan a Korea politician or a career politician? Doesn't matter, he's dead.

 

Only JoeMoneypenny had faith that the cancer stricken former leader would obit and gains an unique hit.

 

No bonuses, leaderboard updated.

 

SOME IMPORTANT NEWS FOLLOWS SHORTLY......

[YoungWillz 21,251]

A week to go until St Andrews Day.

 

This is your final reminder that, if you have played a Joker (or play one in the next week), you have until 23:59:59 GMT on 30 November 2021 to convert it to another card to gain pointage if you have not already converted it. A reminder again that the card you convert your Joker to must be a card not already allocated to you as part of your 25 person team, and must be red if a Red Joker, or black if a Black Joker.

 

The helpdesk is available via PM to discuss your options if you are unsure what will gain you best points or tactically what might be best to go for, but the final decision will always remain with the player - who will be totally responsible if it all goes tits up.

 

Of course, there is no obligation to convert a Joker, but why in the hell wouldn't you?

 

The list at the point of writing afaik of those with unconverted Jokers is:

 

Death Impends

Perhaps

An Fear Beag

Grim Up North

Joe Moneypenny

Bibliogryphon

 

This game has flown by. 

[Bibliogryphon 9,653]

34 minutes ago, YoungWillz said:

A week to go until St Andrews Day.

 

This is your final reminder that, if you have played a Joker (or play one in the next week), you have until 23:59:59 GMT on 30 November 2021 to convert it to another card to gain pointage if you have not already converted it. A reminder again that the card you convert your Joker to must be a card not already allocated to you as part of your 25 person team, and must be red if a Red Joker, or black if a Black Joker.

 

The helpdesk is available via PM to discuss your options if you are unsure what will gain you best points or tactically what might be best to go for, but the final decision will always remain with the player - who will be totally responsible if it all goes tits up.

 

Of course, there is no obligation to convert a Joker, but why in the hell wouldn't you?

 

The list at the point of writing afaik of those with unconverted Jokers is:

 

Death Impends

Perhaps

An Fear Beag

Grim Up North

Joe Moneypenny

Bibliogryphon

 

This game has flown by. 

 

Can I convert my Red Joker to the King of Hearts?

 

Thanks

[YoungWillz 21,251]

4 minutes ago, Bibliogryphon said:

 

Can I convert my Red Joker to the King of Hearts?

 

Thanks

Done.

 

Bonus: Bibliogryphon makes a pair of Ks - 10 Additional Points.

 

Leaderboard updated.

[Death Impends 8,051]

I will convert my Red Joker into a 5 Clubs

[YoungWillz 21,251]

2 minutes ago, Death Impends said:

I will convert my Red Joker into a 5 Clubs

Red Joker - must be a Heart or a Diamond.

 

Pick another.

[Death Impends 8,051]

OK cheers, let's make it Hearts then

[YoungWillz 21,251]

13 minutes ago, Death Impends said:

I will convert my Red Joker into a 5 Clubs

 

7 minutes ago, Death Impends said:

OK cheers, let's make it Hearts then

Done - Red Joker to 5 Hearts.

 

Bonuses:

 

Straight (A, 2 Clubs, 3, 4, 5) - 30 Points; Straight (A, 2 Diamonds, 3, 4, 5) - 30 Points - Total - 60 Additional Points.