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June Spencer of Ye Olde BBC radio drama The Archers has been summoned out of life.

 

The Road To Ambridge was littered with hits hither and thither. Dum te dum to dum te dum, as you will hum before retiring to bed.

 

Those benefiting were Bibliogryphon, ladyfiona, TQR and Buffalo Phil. A bonus for hitting a pair of sixes (cricket being a favourite pasttime on the radio show) to Buffalo Phil for 10 additional points.

 

Those leaving June languishing on the subs bench were Perhaps (drawing 10 Diamonds for 10 added points) and wannamaker (drawing Q Spades for 12 added points).

 

Leaderboard updated and will be brought forward on the next hit. 

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Deaths:

 

Ysanne Churchman - 4 July

Vic Seixas - 5 July

Jane McAlevey - 7 July

Jim Inhofe - 9 July

Shelley Duvall - 11 July

Shannen Doherty - 13 July

Bob Newhart - 18 July

Abdul Duke Fakir - 22 July

Ray Lawler - 24 July

Edna O'Brien - 27 July

Buddhadeb Bhattacharjee - 8 August - No Obit

Rachael Lillis - 10 August

Gena Rowlands - 14 August

Peter Marshall - 15 August

Afa Anoa'i - 16 August

Norman Spencer - 16 August

Wayne Eddy - 16 August - No Obit

Maria Branyas Morera - 19 August

Sven-Goran Eriksson - 26 August

Marjorie Flora Fraser - 3 September

Paul Harrell - 3 September

James Earl Jones - 9 September

Alberto Fujimori - 11 September

Kenneth Cope - 11 September

Geoff Hinsliff - 15 September

David Graham - 20 September

Rupert Keegan - 23 September - No Obit

Maggie Smith - 27 September

Alexandre do Nascimento - 28 September - No Obit

Dikembe Mutombo - 30 September

Lily Ebert - 9 October

Ethel Kennedy - 10 October

Teri Garr - 29 October

Dub Jones - 2 November

June Spencer - 8 November

Yuriko, Princess Mikasa - 15 November

John Prescott - 20 November

Bruce Thompson - 24 November - No Obit

Barbara Taylor Bradford - 24 November

Earl Holliman - 25 November

 

ladyFiona: 793 Points (Seixas; Duvall; Doherty; Churchman; Eriksson; Ebert; J. Spencer) (CRT: Jul - K; Aug - 10; Sep - K; Oct - 7)

 

Cards Played: Nine of DiamondsTen of DiamondsSix of SpadesKing of HeartsTen of HeartsTen of SpadesSeven of Spades

 

Captain Hemlock: 552 Points (Doherty; Newhart; Eriksson; Fujimori; Garr) [Sub: Duvall (K Clubs)] (CRT: Jul - Q; Aug - 5; Sep - 9; Oct - K)

 

Cards Played: Seven of HeartsFour of DiamondsEight of ClubsTen of DiamondsKing of Diamonds

 

diego: 545 Points (Seixas; Duvall; Eriksson; N Spencer; D Jones) [Sub: Doherty (5 Spades); Fujimori (3 Spades)] (CRT: Jul - 7; Aug - Q; Sep - 2; Oct - 6)

 

Cards Played: Eight of DiamondsTwo of ClubsFour of ClubsJack of ClubsEight of Spades

 

Grimgrass: 542 Points (McAlevey; Newhart; Rowlands; Eriksson; Fujimori) (CRT: Jul - A; Aug - 3; Sep - 5; Oct - 5)

 

Cards Played: Ace of HeartsJack of HeartsTwo of ClubsFour of HeartsJack of Spades

 

Captain Chorizo: 538 Points (McAlevey; Eriksson; Harrell; Ebert; Yuriko) (CRT: Jul - 2; Aug - A; Sep - 8; Oct - 4)

 

Cards Played: Ten of SpadesEight of DiamondsKing of HeartsQueen of SpadesKing of Spades

 

gcreptile: 529 Points (McAlevey; Lillis; Eriksson; Harrell; Mutombo) (CRT: Jul - 10; Aug - 8; Sep - 4; Oct - 2)

 

Cards Played: Ace of ClubsJack of HeartsNine of ClubsTen of ClubsSix of Diamonds

 

Perhaps: 498 Points (Newhart; Rowlands; Eriksson; Yuriko) [Sub: Inhofe (2 Diamonds); J Spencer (10 Diamonds)] (CRT: Jul - 9; Aug - 8; Sep - 10; Oct - 9)

 

Cards Played: Seven of ClubsTen of SpadesBlack JokerSix of Hearts

 

JoeMoneypenny: 484 Points (McAlevey; Eriksson; Fujimori; Yuriko) (CRT: Jul - 6; Aug - Q; Sep - 8; Oct - 8)

 

Cards Played: Four of SpadesSix of HeartsTwo of DiamondsBlack Joker

 

Wormfarmer: 460 Points (Seixas; Doherty; Eriksson; D. Jones) [Sub: Earl Jones (9 Hearts)] (CRT: Jul - K; Aug - 3; Sep - K; Oct - Q)

 

Cards Played: Four of HeartsThree of SpadesThree of DiamondsNine of Diamonds

 

TQR: 458 Points (Eriksson; Fujimori; Cope; J Spencer) [Sub: Prescott (Q Diamonds)] (CRT: Jul - A; Aug - 10; Sep - Q; Oct - 5)

 

Cards Played: Five of ClubsEight of ClubsAce of ClubsSeven of Spades

 

Bibliogryphon: 435 Points (Newhart; Lawler; Graham; J. Spencer) (CRT: Jul - 10; Aug - 9; Sep - 4; Oct - 2)

 

Cards Played: Three of DiamondsFour of HeartsThree of HeartsFive of Hearts

 

MariNisia: 403 Points (Seixas; Churchman; Eriksson) [Sub: Earl Jones (4 Diamonds)] (CRT: Jul - K; Aug - Q; Sep - Q; Oct - 2)

 

Cards Played: Red JokerQueen of HeartsFour of DiamondsQueen of Diamonds

 

Buffalo Phil: 363 Points (McAlevey; Eriksson; J Spencer) [Sub: Graham (10 Hearts)] (CRT: Jul - A; Aug - A; Sep - J; Oct - 4)

 

Cards Played: Seven of HeartsSix of SpadesSix of Clubs

 

wannamaker: 362 Points (Seixas; McAlevey; Eriksson) [Sub: J Spencer (Q Spades) (CRT: Jul - 8; Aug - 4; Sep - A; Oct - A)

 

Cards Played: Six of DiamondsKing of SpadesKing of Diamonds

 

Torva Messor: 345 Points (Duvall; McAlevey; O'Brien) [Sub: Holliman - 7 Diamonds)] (CRT: Jul - 7; Aug - K; Sep - 7; Oct - J)

 

Cards Played: Four of SpadesThree of HeartsTwo of Diamonds

 

Yorkshire Banker: 340 Points (McAlevey; Eriksson; Fraser) [Sub: Ebert (A Diamonds)] (CRT: Jul - 6; Aug - 2; Sep - 8; Oct - 10)

 

Cards Played: Nine of DiamondsFour of DiamondsKing of Spades

 

YoungWillz: 337 Points (Newhart; Fakir; Kennedy) (CRT - Jul - 9; Aug - 10; Sep - 8; Oct - 10)


Cards Played: Six of HeartsFive of HeartsKing of Clubs

 

theoldlady: 336 Points (Eriksson; Fujimori; Graham) (CRT: Jul - 6; Aug - K; Sep - 4; Oct - K)

 

Cards Played: Six of ClubsKing of HeartsEight of Diamonds

 

Toast: 328 Points (Seixas; Eriksson; Kennedy) (CRT: Jul - 4; Aug - 7; Sep - 5; Oct - Q)

 

Cards PlayedKing of DiamondsQueen of ClubsJack of Spades

 

msc: 239 Points (Newhart; Kennedy) (CRT: Jul - 7; Aug - 10; Sep - J; Oct - J)

 

Cards Played: Five of SpadesKing of Hearts

 

The Killing Time: 237 Points (Eriksson; Bradford) (CRT: Jul - J; Aug - J; Sep - 7; Oct - 3)

 

Cards Played: Ace of HeartsFour of Spades

 

The Old Crem: 233 Points (Doherty; Eriksson) [Sub: Kennedy (5 Diamonds)] (CRT: Jul - 3; Aug - 7; Sep - 9; Oct - 4)

 

Cards Played: King of DiamondsAce of Hearts

 

RetroGamer47: 231 Points (Marshall; Anoa'i) (CRT: Jul - 9; Aug - 4; Sep - 7; Oct - J)

 

Cards Played: Jack of HeartsSix of Clubs

 

Great Uncle Bulgaria: 230 Points (Branyas Morera; Eriksson) (CRT: Jul - 4; Aug - 3; Sep - 5; Oct - K)

 

Cards Played: Ace of DiamondsFour of Spades

 

Gooseberry Crumble: 229 Points (Hinsliff; Kennedy) (CRT: Jul - 9; Aug - 6; Sep - 2; Oct - Q)

 

Cards Played: Six of HeartsKing of Clubs

 

livingbygrace: 134 Points (M Smith) (CRT: Jul - J; Aug - 5; Sep - 9; Oct - 9)

 

Cards Played: Five of Spades

 

Death Impends: 129 Points (Eriksson) (CRT: Jul - 4; Aug - 4; Sep - J; Oct - 10)

 

Cards Played: Jack of Spades

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Tokyo Rose deflowered!

 

Well, I can't work it all out. All these clans and marriages, they baffle me! All I know is Yuriko, Princess Mikasa of Japan has died aged 101, picking up a Mail obit. Marrying one's second cousin might be a grand idea, but it's not for me, personally. 

 

Joe Moneypenny was the only player to pick the Big In Japan dame, and scores with a hit and also picks up a Black Joker bonus (more on that soon) and soars up the table, making many other players appear like serfs.

 

Leaderboard updated.

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All right, we have made it to the middle of the penultimate month of the game.

 

It behoves me as your manager to point out that those who have played a Joker (and those who will play a Joker in the remaining days of November) must convert their Joker by 30 November. Ensure you do this or I will be sorry, St Andrew will be sorry, and you will be sorry as potential bonuses may be lost.

 

As I see it, those who have a Joker played so far are @MariNisia; @Perhaps and @JoeMoneypenny.

 

Help will always be given at the Casino, so if you need any help in Joker conversion, I am here to assist.

 

PM me with your queries and/or your decided card, or lose your conversion rights forever! You can hang on until the end of the month to see if any more picks drop, but leave it too late and the advantage may be lost.

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1 hour ago, Bibliogryphon said:

Did I get a bonus for a run of three in the same suit?

Nope.

 

You need 5 cards - this is poker, not brag. You are on your way though, full of promise, but the time is ticking down. ;)

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11 hours ago, YoungWillz said:

Tokyo Rose deflowered!

 

Well, I can't work it all out. All these clans and marriages, they baffle me! All I know is Yuriko, Princess Mikasa of Japan has died aged 101, picking up a Mail obit. Marrying one's second cousin might be a grand idea, but it's not for me, personally. 

 

Joe Moneypenny was the only player to pick the Big In Japan dame, and scores with a hit and also picks up a Black Joker bonus (more on that soon) and soars up the table, making many other players appear like serfs.

 

Leaderboard updated.

I also had Priness Mikasa

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13 minutes ago, CaptainChorizo said:

I also had Priness Mikasa

 

See this is what I get for searching for Yuriko only! What a Mikasa to make!

 

So, yes the old Japanese lady was also a hit for Captain Chorizo and Perhaps. Captain Chorizo gets a bonus of 10 additional points for a pair of Kings.

 

Leaderboard updated.

 

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MariNisia has exchanged their Red Joker for Q Diamonds.

 

10 points added for a Pair of Queens.

 

Leaderboard updated.

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Labour of love!

 

John Prescott has punched out. Deputy PM for a decade, though it seemed longer. His policy of reducing car usage was undermined by himself by his use of 2 Jaguar cars. Eggs were thrown at him and water poured over him, which made him all the more attractive to his secretary with whom he had a two year affair.

 

He was also attractive to TQR, who picked him as a sub. They draw Q Diamonds for 12 added points.

 

Leaderboard updated.

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Barbara's Unexpected Blessings!

 

Yes, novelist Barbara Taylor Bradford has had A Sudden Change Of Heart - for the worse. Rather less known for her kiddies' Christian books or her interior design tomes, she hit it big with her writings about women made good. 

 

The Killing Time was the only player to Hold The Dream as Bradford becomes a Woman Of Substance to gain them points. A late race to the top? We shall see. No Bonuses.

 

I see gcreptile awaits a QO for Bruce Thompson. Keep those eyes peeled for an unlikely obit.

 

Leaderboard updated.

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Where Is Everybody?!

 

Earl Holliman departs for the Forbidden Planet, leaving nothing but the scent of Gunsmoke. A Giant of the cinema, small screen and the pop world, The Biscuit Eater and the Rainmaker is no more.

 

He wasn't able to Dodge being picked by Torva Messor, but only as a sub. They draw 7 Diamonds for 7 added points.

 

Leaderboard updated.

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