I Destroy the Royal Family

[Gunjaman5000 30]

I am very well aware that it wasn't a scholarly work.

That still doesn't preclude the use of Google.

Numpty.

 

On a passing comment am not likely to use google because where he was sent was not the issue. The issue was that he was sent away from Europe for the duration of the war.

 

I'm not sure if you've notice, but I don't aspire towards post perfection.

No Windsor, it would appear you aspire towards the lovely Jade Goody

 

 

I hear your family are Eastern European.

When can we expect them? The toilet is blocked...

Eastern Europeans are ranked quite low, however you go up a level and try and pass yourself as Canadian.

 

Smart move - the first step on a very long ladder!

Goody : "I couldn't think of her surname. Why would I be talking to someone like that, I don't know what her surname is. What is it? Shilpa Cookamada, Shilpa whatever Rockamada, Shilpa Poppadom. It was like that, literally come out like that.

 

Poor old Jade, her outburst pales in comparison really.

[Windsor 2,233]

I was wondering how long it would be until someone dug those up. No doubt they were for use in the 'Dead' thread but you found a use for them here.

 

I happen to think that my racial jibes toward Canadian Paul are more entertaining than those of Jade Goody.

 

It's not that I don't like Eastern Europeans, more to do with the fact that I don't like him.

[DevonDeathTrip 2,357]

I was wondering how long it would be until someone dug those up. No doubt they were for use in the 'Dead' thread but you found a use for them here.

 

I happen to think that my racial jibes toward Canadian Paul are more entertaining than those of Jade Goody.

 

It's not that I don't like Eastern Europeans, more to do with the fact that I don't like him.

 

Don't ever go to China, Windsor.

[Windsor 2,233]

I was wondering how long it would be until someone dug those up. No doubt they were for use in the 'Dead' thread but you found a use for them here.

 

I happen to think that my racial jibes toward Canadian Paul are more entertaining than those of Jade Goody.

 

It's not that I don't like Eastern Europeans, more to do with the fact that I don't like him.

 

Don't ever go to China, Windsor.

 

I don't think I've slagged off the Chinese. Have I? Well not yet anyway...

[DevonDeathTrip 2,357]

I was wondering how long it would be until someone dug those up. No doubt they were for use in the 'Dead' thread but you found a use for them here.

 

I happen to think that my racial jibes toward Canadian Paul are more entertaining than those of Jade Goody.

 

It's not that I don't like Eastern Europeans, more to do with the fact that I don't like him.

 

Don't ever go to China, Windsor.

 

I don't think I've slagged off the Chinese. Have I? Well not yet anyway...

 

Sorry W, I was just thinking that you're so full of bile, you might get put in a cage so the Chinese can extract it, like they do with bears.

[Banshees Scream 110]

Don't ever go to China, Windsor.

 

The other night I had Chinese, and that day on and off like a light my mind was dwelling in this sad place. I opened a fortune cookie or two and the result was gratifying. The fakes and frauds will always keep their practice but somebody of the higher at least knows me very well. The signs are everywhere. At them I only know how to laugh.

[To die for 3]

Don't ever go to China, Windsor.

 

The other night I had Chinese, and that day on and off like a light my mind was dwelling in this sad place. I opened a fortune cookie or two and the result was gratifying. The fakes and frauds will always keep their practice but somebody of the higher at least knows me very well. The signs are everywhere. At them I only know how to laugh.

That's like reading "The Sun" horoscopes and seeing the gospel truth

[Banshees Scream 110]

That's like reading "The Sun" horoscopes and seeing the gospel truth

 

Exactly.

[Cowboy Ronnie 78]

Reading about Prince William splitting up with Kate Middlebrow and noting that he took time off from being a pretend soldier to run up an £800 bar bill Saturday night, for some reason the song Common People came to mind.

[Olveres 8]

Reading about Prince William splitting up with Kate Middlebrow and noting that he took time off from being a pretend soldier to run up an £800 bar bill Saturday night, for some reason the song Common People came to mind.

 

Good call, you must be referring to "If you call your Dad he can stop it all"? Or is it a sly dig at Miss Middleton's apparent "common" status in the eyes of the Royals? Koo Stark'll be made up someone's come along and taken her Royal Reject title. Maybe she should do the decent thing and sell her story, it's the fashionable thing to do these days. Random headline might be; "Wills beat me with Heather Mills' leg whilst high on Crystal Meth".

[Entropy 5]

The Windsor males really don't seem to have the art of aging gracefully.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

The Windsor males really don't seem to have the art of aging gracefully.

 

Must be all that interbreeding............

[football_fan 42]

Prince Harry not to serve in Iraq

[Entropy 5]

No surprise there, I suppose, considering the various recent abductions, but what a clumsy way it was handled. No he isn't going, yes he is, no he isn't. Makes the Army look seriously incompetent.

 

Or maybe Bush asked Blair, as a favour, to make sure Harry didn't go because it'd make him and his pals look bad to have the Queen's grandson go to Iraq while his own children stayed behind and partied.

[Cowboy Ronnie 78]

Prince Harry not to serve in Iraq

 

You send your ginger prince in,

You keep your ginger prince out.

He gets a watch from Chelsy

 

I'll bet she earned every penny to buy it

 

and he waves it all about.

 

Late night drinks at Boujis

Never were in doubt.

 

 

What's all the fuss about?

[Olveres 8]

Prince Harry not to serve in Iraq

 

You send your ginger prince in,

You keep your ginger prince out.

He gets a watch from Chelsy

 

I'll bet she earned every penny to buy it

 

and he waves it all about.

 

Late night drinks at Boujis

Never were in doubt.

 

 

What's all the fuss about?

 

I wonder what his father Mr Hewitt is making off all this?

[Monoclinic 39]

 

What's all the fuss about?

 

Typical squaddie behaviour...

 

Nice song BTW. I hope she got a receipt for that, looks like it will have to go back!

[Entropy 5]

I wonder what his father Mr Hewitt is making off all this?

 

Oh, you surely haven't fallen for that idiotic rumour, have you?

[Brinsworth House Baiter 12]

 

I wonder what his father Mr Hewitt is making off all this?

 

Oh, you surely haven't fallen for that idiotic rumour, have you?

 

Especially seeing as everyone in the know knows that his real father is Steve McClaren. That's why they gave him the England job, to keep him quiet.

 

Allegedly...

 

Cheers,

 

BHB

[Olveres 8]

 

I wonder what his father Mr Hewitt is making off all this?

 

Oh, you surely haven't fallen for that idiotic rumour, have you?

 

Oh next you'll be telling me they went to the Moon won't you?

 

[honez 79]

I wonder what his father Mr Hewitt is making off all this?

Oh, you surely haven't fallen for that idiotic rumour, have you?

Oh next you'll be telling me they went to the Moon won't you?

Nope. I can confirm not one of the royals has ever been to the moon. Despite the fact that Charlie looks alarmingly like a Clanger.

[Gunjaman5000 30]

 

I wonder what his father Mr Hewitt is making off all this?

 

Oh, you surely haven't fallen for that idiotic rumour, have you?

When was the last(before Harry) royal ginga Entropy? Is Harry's hair hue hereditary?

[Windsor 2,233]

 

I wonder what his father Mr Hewitt is making off all this?

 

Oh, you surely haven't fallen for that idiotic rumour, have you?

When was the last(before Harry) royal ginga Entropy? Is Harry's hair hue hereditary?

 

 

The Spencers had the ginger gene.

Or so Diana's brother said.

[Lady Die 63]

 

I wonder what his father Mr Hewitt is making off all this?

 

Oh, you surely haven't fallen for that idiotic rumour, have you?

When was the last(before Harry) royal ginga Entropy? Is Harry's hair hue hereditary?

 

 

The Spencers had the ginger gene.

Or so Diana's brother said.

And Henry VIII and Elizabeth I were both gingers.

 

I guess Harry is ginger because Diana had a bit of ginger in her....

[Cowboy Ronnie 78]

 

I wonder what his father Mr Hewitt is making off all this?

 

Oh, you surely haven't fallen for that idiotic rumour, have you?

When was the last(before Harry) royal ginga Entropy? Is Harry's hair hue hereditary?

 

 

The Spencers had the ginger gene.

Or so Diana's brother said.

And Henry VIII and Elizabeth I were both gingers.

 

I guess Harry is ginger because Diana had a bit of ginger in her....

 

Correct - James Hewitt. Isn't this where we came in?