Guest Peter Posted April 7, 2005 I think that Elton John die on Christmas! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted April 7, 2005 du bist deutsche! Du haben durchfall. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest peter Posted April 7, 2005 du bist deutsch. du haben durchfall du essen kraut du trinken bier du bummsen in thailand Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrunoBrimley 86 Posted April 7, 2005 I think that Elton John die on Christmas! Poor Reggie. You know he was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas day. I guess this may be the end of his yellowbrick road. By the by--have you selected a year which you'd like to market to us for this passing? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GreenFranz 0 Posted April 7, 2005 du bist deutsch.du haben durchfall du essen kraut du trinken bier du bummsen in thailand German pwnage Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cerberus 302 Posted April 8, 2005 None of this is making any sense to me I'm afraid, but shouldn't it be du hast? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted April 8, 2005 None of this is making any sense to me I'm afraid, but shouldn't it be du hast? Or more properly, du hasst Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted April 8, 2005 None of this is making any sense to me I'm afraid, but shouldn't it be du hast? Or more properly, du hasst No, still not making any sense..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 125 Posted April 8, 2005 None of this is making any sense to me I'm afraid, but shouldn't it be du hast? Or more properly, du hasst No, still not making any sense..... Not incompehensible to me, but crap nonetheless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I HATE GAYS Posted July 9, 2005 I HATE ELTON JOHN so do i he should Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted July 9, 2005 I HATE ELTON JOHN so do i he should I'm not sure but I think this guest may be homophobic. And by homophobic I'm not saying they are scared of gays. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted July 9, 2005 I'm not sure but I think this guest may be homophobic. And by homophobic I'm not saying they are scared of gays. That's 'because he did too much bummsen in thailand regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Yeti 14 Posted July 10, 2005 As most of us our strangers, shouldn't it be Sie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dad 1 Posted July 10, 2005 Who will sing a tribute song when he passes on? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gunjaman5000 30 Posted July 10, 2005 Who will sing a tribute song when he passes on? And it seems to me, you lived your life Like the tonic in the gin. Tinkling nicely with the ice cubes And the lemon in. I would have liked to have known you In these troubled modern times. You made a bloody fortune, Singing someone else's rhymes. Can't be any worse than some of he and Bernie's efforts surely? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cerberus 302 Posted July 10, 2005 Who will sing a tribute song when he passes on? It's going to be sung by a trio: George Michael, Will Young and that Welsh bloke in the hot pants from Little Britain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Frank Posted July 12, 2005 Elton John is an unpatrioctic queer. He come to Philladelphia and sais nothing about the 4th of July instead his free concert he put on turned out to not be a 4th of July concert but a flipping Aids Benefit. I hope he dies soon. I'm sick of his disease and all the other pressing queers like him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted July 12, 2005 Elton John is an unpatrioctic queer. He come to Philladelphia and sais nothing about the 4th of July instead his free concert he put on turned out to not be a 4th of July concert but a flipping Aids Benefit. I hope he dies soon. I'm sick of his disease and all the other pressing queers like him. thanks for that helpful contribution Frank. I'm sure we can all share the sense of outrage of someone from England not turning his own pop concert into a 4th of July celebration. I mean, it would be perfectly reasonable to ask George Bush to fly to Hanoi to set off the fireworks to mark the opening of Tet holiday every year, wouldn't it. And I don't believe we were aware Elton John had contracted AIDS, HIV or any related illnesses. The amazing stuff you can learn by spending enough time on the web. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted July 12, 2005 I'm sick of his disease and all the other pressing queers like him. This gives me an idea for a TV show, 'Homophobs say the funniest things...' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrunoBrimley 86 Posted July 12, 2005 thanks for that helpful contribution Frank. I'm sure we can all share the sense of outrage of someone from England not turning his own pop concert into a 4th of July celebration. I mean, it would be perfectly reasonable to ask George Bush to fly to Hanoi to set off the fireworks to mark the opening of Tet holiday every year, wouldn't it. No, that's what we have Jane Fonda for. However you are right about the absurdity of outrage over Reggie not singing The Star Spangled Banner or promoting the beauties of America. What next? Outrage if Sean Connery fails to extoll the joys of Bastille Day (coming up this Thursday so get the Napoleans and champagne ready!). How about if... oh never mind it's just not worth it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deadornot 12 Posted July 13, 2005 I HATE ELTON JOHN so do i he should next time click 'close all tags'. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted August 1, 2007 Get your posts in quick guys, Elton's gonna have us all shut down!: http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007350453,00.html "I do think it would be an incredible experiment to shut down the whole internet for five years and see what sort of art is produced over that span." Yeah, like that's gonna happen, Reg! Will we see: Internet Explorer cannot display the webpage cos Elton John's had it shut down "I am such a Luddite when it comes to making music. All I can do is write at the piano" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted August 1, 2007 Get your posts in quick guys, Elton's gonna have us all shut down!: http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007350453,00.html "I do think it would be an incredible experiment to shut down the whole internet for five years and see what sort of art is produced over that span." "I am such a Luddite when it comes to making music. All I can do is write at the piano" How much money has Elton John made off sales of singles and albums on the likes of iTunes and Amazon, and concert tickets sold on-line, in the past 5 or so years? Poor misguided tw*t. I was once in a newsagent in South Kensington and the great man was in there, having his minders spend about £80 on various provisions, including, on Elt's instruction, "Triple X mints - the dogs like them". At least I think that's what he said. True story. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted August 1, 2007 Get your posts in quick guys, Elton's gonna have us all shut down!: http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007350453,00.html "I do think it would be an incredible experiment to shut down the whole internet for five years and see what sort of art is produced over that span." Yeah, like that's gonna happen, Reg! Will we see: Internet Explorer cannot display the webpage cos Elton John's had it shut down "I am such a Luddite when it comes to making music. All I can do is write at the piano" [i [b]like[/b] nice things] Right, I'm just off to see how much Elton John music I can download illegally so I can have the pleasure of excercising the right click on my mouse followed swiftly by the word delete, or maybe just dragging an entire Elton album towards the trash bin. It's just a shame my actions can't permenantly erase such classics as Candle in the Sodding Wind and that Disney theme forever. [/i [b]like[/b] nice things] Edit - just remembered this bit of tumbleweed... What is the similarity between Elton John and Richard Hammond? They both have skid marks on their helmet. (a hamster free joke) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted August 1, 2007 Get your posts in quick guys, Elton's gonna have us all shut down!: http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007350453,00.html "I do think it would be an incredible experiment to shut down the whole internet for five years and see what sort of art is produced over that span." Yeah, like that's gonna happen, Reg! Will we see: Internet Explorer cannot display the webpage cos Elton John's had it shut down "I am such a Luddite when it comes to making music. All I can do is write at the piano" [i [b]like[/b] nice things] Right, I'm just off to see how much Elton John music I can download illegally so I can have the pleasure of excercising the right click on my mouse followed swiftly by the word delete, or maybe just dragging an entire Elton album towards the trash bin. It's just a shame my actions can't permenantly erase such classics as Candle in the Sodding Wind and that Disney theme forever. [/i [b]like[/b] nice things] Edit - just remembered this bit of tumbleweed... What is the similarity between Elton John and Richard Hammond? They both have skid marks on their helmet. (a hamster free joke) Ive obviously been living in a cave because I havent heard that joke. It was pretty damn good! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
