dead Arafat's (Inevitable) Death

[Guest Sathington]

How come Arafat is dead and no news stations are talking about it and everybody is keeping it under wraps? Good to see that you have his death listed, but why isn't any other info being released to the public? Weird

[Guest matt]

i dont think he is dead, they were planning for when he dies.

[Kommunist 0]

It doesn´t looks like he will die for a while, cause he´s still healthy.

[The Four Horsemen 26]

It doesn´t looks like he will die for a while, cause he´s still healthy.

 

It's uncanny how an Israeli missile can seriously affect your health......

[Kommunist 0]

The israelis hopefully don´t want their country crushed, which will follow when the revenge for Arafats death comes.

[The Four Horsemen 26]

I wonder if they'll bring out a commemorative teatowel when he dies........?

[Our Sole 5]

[it's uncanny how an Israeli missile can seriously affect your health......

 

.... and to think the EU is concerned with plastering cigarette packets with warnings......

[Stayin Alive 26]

I'm hoping for a commemorative plate myself. Finished in gold leaf round the rim - it's the only way. A collectable set of four should do the job nicely. Total price £200, or £654 if you want to spread the payments.

[The Yeti 14]

Who do you nominate for the other three plates then ?

[Night 4]

Arafat not at all well these days...

[Moosey 3]

Looks like he's on the way out, say the BBC.

[Paul Bearer 6,135]

looks like yasser's on his way out!

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/3960237.stm

 

[Yasser already has his own thread Arafat's Death - GR]

Edited October 27, 2004 by Grim Reaper

[Grim Reaper 186]

Oh dear - by my calculations Arafat would be the first real bad miss of the year

 

The only consolation would be that none of the big guns in the Derby Dead Pool have him

[The Yeti 14]

Al-Jazeera Denies Anything Wrong

 

But Not According To This

 

Neither Here Nor There

[satboy 2]

It's funny to think that he's only hours away from realising that there is no God after all, and it's all been a waste of time...

[Guest Huntertrapper]

10 to 1 he's gone already and they're just trying to plug the hose on the power vaccum.

 

http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/meast/10/27/...alth/index.html

[Death Watch Beatle 41]

The steady old beeb has posted this report on his health:

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/3960237.stm

 

It was interesting to read that Israel would let him have treatment anywhere he wanted, but might not let him back in if he got better!

 

Choices, choices . . .

 

DWB

[IKYWN 6]

There's still a few weeks left of 2004. I reckong he's a better bet to stiff out before the end of the year than the Pope or Sir John Mills

[Cowboy Ronnie 78]

the best anagram I can come up with for Yasser Arafat is:

 

'as a farty arse

 

which is a bit of a cheat, but from the news reports I've read it is at least accurate.

 

Can anyone do better?

[Night 4]

FEAR AS A STRAY.

[The Four Horsemen 26]

Assay a rafter?

[Paul Bearer 6,135]

Serious contenders.....

[Yasser already has his own thread Arafat's Death - GR]

 

Sorry

 

You can remove it if you want!

[Grim Reaper 186]

Heaven - I was trying to work out how to move the post but couldn't do it so just left the link anyway.

 

Latest news on Arafat is intriguing - BBC says:

"His blood cells, which should normally destroy microbes, are currently destroying blood platelets," the doctor said.

The whole Middle East thing has always been a pretty confusing one in my book - this just goes to prove the point!

[The Yeti 14]

Heaven - I was trying to work out how to move the post but couldn't do it so just left the link anyway.

 

Easy when you know how ...

(Look up ^)

[Death Watch Beatle 41]

My entry in the anagram game:

 

STAY AFAR, ARSE!

 

I thank you.

 

DWB