dead Arafat's (Inevitable) Death

[Frenzy 0]

He dies again

[football_fan 41]

"He dies again" Frenzy is right. Reuters has just reported that Yasser Arafat is in fact dead. It is very interesting that he is being declared dead just as the Palestinian delegation arrived at the Military hospital to see him. My opinion is that the doctors and his wife have been hiding this fact and spreading misinformation all of this time. Maybe that is why his wife was trying her best to prevent them from seeing him.

 

[Anubis the Jackal 76]

The delay was probably due to the failiure to find 72 virgins in France.

[Frenzy 0]

Alive again...

Schrödinger's Arafat...

[Cowboy Ronnie 77]

Anyone else notice Paris seems to have an inordinantly high number of foreign people die there? Princess Di, Jim Morrison, Picasso, a Concorde-load of German tourists, and looks like Arafat's soon to join them. There must be others.

 

Maybe it's to offset the zero French soldiers who died there during WWII.

[Teddy 21]

Alive again...

Schrödinger's Arafat...

So, should we open the box, or nail it shut for good??

[The Four Horsemen 25]

I think Teddy has stumbled across a very good idea of an offshoot of the DL - Take Your Celebrity Death Pick with Des O'Conner! All together, "Open the Box", "Take the Money".

 

Seems like Arafat is already playing the Yes/No game...........

[Jimmy the weasel 0]

Did someone mention Des O'Conner! I'm a bit worried that if the sex doesn't kill him the constant whinging from the baby may finish him off.

 

That's Des not Yasser..

[The Yeti 14]

Half Dead Again

 

His irreversable coma has got even more irreversable, it seems.

 

Schrödinger's Arafat...

You know, in the multiverse scenario, everything is possible ...

[Jimmy the weasel 0]

Can someone please tell me why my weasel isn't appearing to the left?

[Jimmy the weasel 0]

Ooh - my daughter just fixed it. 0.o

[Grim Reaper 183]

We've had a lot of things on this site in the last few days - but I never thought we'd have a missing weasel, Jimmy

 

Thank goodness it has been found

[faustus 9]

To get back to the point of issue...the sooner arafat is dead, the better will be the chance of peace in the middle east...he has been a stumbling block for god knows how many years now...good riddance to him..

[B.L.Z.BUB 0]

go-ing go-ing G still going.

[Guest Mr Ron]

I hear the delay in turning off the life support machine has been caused by the Israeli authorities wanting to hook up the switch to the national grid so that the Paris Christmas lights go on as Arafat's go out. Typical irony driven Jewish sense of humour.

 

Bring it on...

[Grim Reaper 183]

Quote from our long missing friend Mr Stats...

 

For his funeral, Yassar Arafat is to be dressed in Paul Gascoigne's 1996 England kit. His last words were "bury me in the gazza strip".

[honez 79]

Can someone please tell me why my weasel isn't appearing to the left?

Are you breaking in a new pair of underpants?

[Guest Mr Ron]

I wish they would hurry up, ive had a nice bottle of Moet on chill for 2 days!

[Stayin Alive 26]

A most amusing line from Stats. His own original material or quoted?

[Guest Just me]

Well it was going to happen soon, he has been very ill

 

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bbc news

[satboy 2]

Given all the flip-flopping and semi-deaths relating to him over the last week, should we not give him 24 hours just to make sure?

[The Yeti 14]

The BBC have now announced he has entered the most irreversable state of all ....

 

Arafat has been confirmed dead. Brain, heart, lungs, and all this time.

Just waiting for the Prime Minister of Luxembourg to confirm it

[Guest bongo the killer clown]

He's dead, Jim.

 

They think its all over .... it is now.

 

- Bongo

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/3984841.stm

 

[Merged with main topic - Teddy]

[Anubis the Jackal 76]

 

"OK then, he's dead now"

[VileBody 11]

Please don't tell me that's the Luxemburg PM....

 

Oh God....