Deathlist - The Band

[Guest Guest]

Well, but are you sure you want the riff-raff kept out?

[Entropy 5]

Posting here would be a lot easier if you didn't let guests post...

[Magere Hein 1,397]

Lets double  that  Bou, make it 20 bottles, 400 cigarettes, F**k the pirates and Highwaymen, lets swap them for Johnny Depp  and a squad of gorgeous bellydancers for Banshees Scream  he  and Hein are sharing lyrical duties after all.

I'm not sure I'll join the tour; my musical talents are slim. If I'm present though, I'd like :

• A desk
  
• A swivel chair
  
• A notepad
  
• A fountain pen with plenty of black ink
  
• Roget's Thesaurus
  
• OCD
  
• A bottle of Talisker
  
• A whisky snifter
  
• A packet of Van Nelle Halfzwaar and Club cigarette paper
  
• An ashtrey
  

Surely that's not exorbitant.

 

regardth,

Igor

[Paul Bearer 5,684]

Well, but are you sure you want the riff-raff kept out?

Talking to yourself Elspeth?

 

Posting here would be a lot easier if you didn't let guests post...

 

You should know better.

[football_fan 41]

I will be the DL drummer.

[Entropy 5]

Talking to yourself Elspeth?

 

Responding to Captain Oates.

[Paul Bearer 5,684]

Talking to yourself Elspeth?

 

Responding to Captain Oates.

Oh, I see

[Paul Bearer 5,684]

I will be the DL drummer. 

Hooray, where do I fit in now?

 

edit: 1300[/color]]

Edited November 6, 2005 by heaven can wait

[Captain Oates 21]

Well, but are you sure you want the riff-raff kept out?

Only well-proven riff-raff are excluded from Deathlist, so you might not have much to do, but I'm certain that you are the right person for the job, should it ever need doing!

 

We might prefer to keep this lot at bay until we are established.

 

Other riff-raff include a record label a chef, more competition, gifts for the mods! etc, etc. There's plenty more where that came from...

[Boudicca 702]

gifts for the mods! etc, etc.

I can be bribed with this one:

 

 

Death, pirates and alcohol. Three of my favourite things in one handy package!

 

Congratulations, on 1300, HCW

[Guest Guest]

Only well-proven riff-raff are excluded from Deathlist, so you might not have much to do, but I'm certain that you are the right person for the job, should it ever need doing!

 

Definitely. I can stand outside and whack 'em on the head with my sceptre. That ought to get the message across.

[Entropy 5]

Grrrrr.

 

Must try and get this computer sorted. I'm getting too old to have to remember all this faffing about with logging in every time I post.

[Tempus Fugit 212]

.

[Captain Oates 21]

Grrrrr.

 

Must try and get this computer sorted. I'm getting too old to have to remember all this faffing about with logging in every time I post.

 

[Windsor 2,143]

Grrrrr.

 

Must try and get this computer sorted. I'm getting too old to have to remember all this faffing about with logging in every time I post.

There is a very simple solution to your problem Elspeth.

 

If you haven't caught on yet, just ask Banshees .

[Banshees Scream 107]

Grrrrr.

 

Must try and get this computer sorted. I'm getting too old to have to remember all this faffing about with logging in every time I post.

Entropy - I suggest that you stay logged in every time you leave

the webight instead of consistently logging in and out.

 

Unless of course there is another person who might

use your computer and log on to www.deathlist.net?

[Entropy 5]

For some reason, AOL logs me out automatically. I've started using my other ISP, which I hope will sort this out without resorting to having to bash the computer to pulp (although that smiley did look very tempting...)

[Tuber Mirum 119]

For some reason, AOL logs me out automatically. I've started using my other ISP, which I hope will sort this out without resorting to having to bash the computer to pulp (although that smiley did look very tempting...)

Good idea. In spite of strong evidence to the contrary, your continuing use of AOL was beginning to sow seeds of doubt in my mind as whether you really are all that clever.

[BrunoBrimley 83]

For some reason, AOL logs me out automatically. I've started using my other ISP, which I hope will sort this out without resorting to having to bash the computer to pulp (although that smiley did look very tempting...)

Strange they never log me out after each use......are you dial up or DSL?

[Godot 148]

A first rehearsal? It would seem to mirror an average day on the DL.

[Schism 2]

Worth seeing again...

 

'The Bass Player' and his knees of fire.

 

 

(thanks for the tip MH)

Could be a lot worse - could be great balls of fire

 

 

Obviuos his name is bernie.