thefunkyfaz 51 Posted January 26, 2015 You can always get a bland oral suck from Sandra Bullock. Wouldn't do much for your round ballsack then... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted January 26, 2015 You can always get a bland oral suck from Sandra Bullock. Wouldn't do much for your round ballsack then... Two good reasons why Axl Rose gives her a wide berth; he loves great oral sex. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted January 26, 2015 Leonard Nimoy = Name In My Drool SC Meh i tossed off on that attempt. one too many Ms. Grrr I knew it was too good to be true. Uhura, take that bloody thing out of your ear and come and sit on my alien rod. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dead Wait 1,129 Posted January 26, 2015 Leonard Nimoy = Name In My Drool SC Meh i tossed off on that attempt. one too many Ms. Grrr I knew it was too good to be true If this wasn't wrong anyway because of the 2 m's it would've been funnier as.... Drool in my Mane Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted January 26, 2015 For sheer insult added to injury what about: Fred West = Fewer STD 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thefunkyfaz 51 Posted January 26, 2015 Do the allegations against Leon Brittan involve the use of a metallic phallus?Tin nob alert? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,129 Posted January 26, 2015 Alec Guinness - genuine class 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted January 26, 2015 Peter William Sutcliffe Will rip cute, fit, females. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted January 27, 2015 Peter William Sutcliffe Will rip cute, fit, females. Tell us MPFC of MR, when does the gunfire start and what's on this week? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted January 27, 2015 Tell us MPFC of MR, when does the gunfire start and what's on this week? Wearing a flak coat may prevent damage. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr_T 254 Posted January 27, 2015 I don't really want to reveal my full name on this list but when I include my two middle names the anagram is: A horny man will oral the joint All discovered without the help of an anagram solver. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted January 27, 2015 I don't really want to reveal my full name on this list but when I include my two middle names the anagram is: A horny man will oral the joint All discovered without the help of an anagram solver. I've had my little green bag of Scrabble tiles out many times over the years and nothing can be made from my name even if I use the middle one as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted January 27, 2015 I remember a History teacher telling me Adolf Hitler reformed as Lifehold Rat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted January 27, 2015 Peter William Sutcliffe Will rip cute, fit, females. I've got MPFCitis again. That's the acute feeling of admiration for the creativity and "cleverness", but serious nagging discomfort at the actual joke at the same time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted January 27, 2015 Peter William Sutcliffe Will rip cute, fit, females. I've got MPFCitis again. That's the acute feeling of admiration for the creativity and "cleverness", but serious nagging discomfort at the actual joke at the same time. You sound like all my therapists! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted January 27, 2015 Peter William Sutcliffe Will rip cute, fit, females. I've got MPFCitis again. That's the acute feeling of admiration for the creativity and "cleverness", but serious nagging discomfort at the actual joke at the same time. You sound like all my therapists! And your history teacher sounds like he was about as "funny" as most of mine were.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted January 27, 2015 Peter William Sutcliffe Will rip cute, fit, females. I've got MPFCitis again. That's the acute feeling of admiration for the creativity and "cleverness", but serious nagging discomfort at the actual joke at the same time. You sound like all my therapists! And your history teacher sounds like he was about as "funny" as most of mine were.... To be fair to "Dave" as we came to call him later on, he was genuinely a character. After me and my equally lazy mate both scraped E grade passes in his A' level he came over to us in the local rugby club, insisted on buying us both a pint and called a a pair of "lucky bastards." I'd say he was an excellent judge of character. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted January 27, 2015 Peter William Sutcliffe Will rip cute, fit, females. I've got MPFCitis again. That's the acute feeling of admiration for the creativity and "cleverness", but serious nagging discomfort at the actual joke at the same time. You sound like all my therapists! And your history teacher sounds like he was about as "funny" as most of mine were.... To be fair to "Dave" as we came to call him later on, he was genuinely a character. After me and my equally lazy mate both scraped E grade passes in his A' level he came over to us in the local rugby club, insisted on buying us both a pint and called a a pair of "lucky bastards." I'd say he was an excellent judge of character. I'd buy most of my A-level teachers a pint. I mean it's just rude to splash something on someone's face that you haven't paid for. On the previous subject though.... in fairness it's always me bringing up Sutcliffe innit? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted January 27, 2015 I don't really want to reveal my full name on this list but when I include my two middle names the anagram is: A horny man will oral the joint All discovered without the help of an anagram solver. My name is an anagram of swanky dire mutilator, including my middle name Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted January 27, 2015 I'd buy most of my A-level teachers a pint. I mean it's just rude to splash something on someone's face that you haven't paid for. Most of my teachers at secondary school were average, some above, some below. I have fond memories of only a few. This was at a school formally run from a Franciscan monastory, with still a few monks being around as teachers, but the majority of teachers were ordinary ones. When I was a pupil it had recently converted from a boys-only school. There were few female pupils, or teachers, for that matter. My biology teacher springs to mind. Knew his stuff, kept up with developments and taught them, and also a fine teacher of laboratory skills. One of my Dutch language and literature teachers was good. I had several history teachers, of which only one did a decent job. Mr K. (I had to look up his name) was a convervative chap and a good story teller, who stuck firmly to facts and sources. He never resented me asking: how do you know? When I protested that he didn't touch the history of socialism and the labour movement much, he allowed me to do that for him. The resulting research sorted out a few of my own misunderstandings. In my final year I regularly met my maths teacher in the pub. He was a nice chap, but a lousy teacher. The book explained the matter better than he could, so I made a deal with him that I'd skive his lessons and he wouldn't report my absence. In that way I could use my time better and wouldn't disrupt his class. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted January 27, 2015 I'd buy most of my A-level teachers a pint. I mean it's just rude to splash something on someone's face that you haven't paid for. Most of my teachers at secondary school were average, some above, some below. I have fond memories of only a few. This was at a school formally run from a Franciscan monastory, with still a few monks being around as teachers, but the majority of teachers were ordinary ones. When I was a pupil it had recently converted from a boys-only school. There were few female pupils, or teachers, for that matter. My biology teacher springs to mind. Knew his stuff, kept up with developments and taught them, and also a fine teacher of laboratory skills. One of my Dutch language and literature teachers was good. I had several history teachers, of which only one did a decent job. Mr K. (I had to look up his name) was a convervative chap and a good story teller, who stuck firmly to facts and sources. He never resented me asking: how do you know? When I protested that he didn't touch the history of socialism and the labour movement much, he allowed me to do that for him. The resulting research sorted out a few of my own misunderstandings. In my final year I regularly met my maths teacher in the pub. He was a nice chap, but a lousy teacher. The book explained the matter better than he could, so I made a deal with him that I'd skive his lessons and he wouldn't report my absence. In that way I could use my time better and wouldn't disrupt his class. regards, Hein FFS! I'd have done better if I'd made that deal with all my teachers. I only started learning like a Cumbrian possessed after I left school. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted January 27, 2015 In my final year I regularly met my maths teacher in the pub. He was a nice chap, but a lousy teacher. The book explained the matter better than he could, so I made a deal with him that I'd skive his lessons and he wouldn't report my absence. In that way I could use my time better and wouldn't disrupt his class.FFS! I'd have done better if I'd made that deal with all my teachers. I only started learning like a Cumbrian possessed after I left school. When final exams approached and all lesson time was used for revision it was glorious summer weather. From then I did my revision at the local swimming pool and only came to school for the exams themselves. I had a serious row with the principal about that. He threatened to kick me out (and so exclude me from examinations), but I was 18 by that time and had no legal obligation to attend. Besides my parents (who paid my school fee) supported me, so there was little he could do. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted January 27, 2015 Angrams, right Deathlist = Shitted Al Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted January 27, 2015 Oh aye, and in case Zorders MPFCitis is dormant this should spark a relapse Myra Hindley and Ian Brady the infamous moors murderers = in mud or dreary marshland they buried remains of so many! Obviously the exclamation mark is my little flourish, but you get the point. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thefunkyfaz 51 Posted January 27, 2015 My name rearranges to "Software Rev" - quite appropriate for a man of the cloth who spends far too long in front of a computer.Or alternatively "Rev's Fart Woe" for those moments of windy regret... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
