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#1 sidburyman

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Posted 27 November 2003 - 04:43 PM

http://www.deathlist...O_DIR#/cool.png I think a near-certainty for next year is former Tory PM Ted Heath. Given the fact he's now in to his eighties, overweight and fresh from a recent(ish) health scare his inclusion would seem wise.

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Posted 27 November 2003 - 08:28 PM

Dear Sidders

Tedders is certainly one to watch. He suffered from a blood clot back in August and isn't seen in public as much as he used to be.

I didn't see him on TV once during the recent entertaining Tory leadership drama and if I had I'd probably have said "Wow he looks awful"

I'll miss him if he goes though - bizarrely I use him in a song to get my kids to brush their teeth. Not a lot rhymes with teeth and I don't like having to invoke Penelope Keith at that time of night.

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#3 faustus

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Posted 09 July 2004 - 04:33 PM

He is 88 today, whats the betting he doesn't make 89 ?....
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Posted 09 July 2004 - 04:56 PM

Faustus -
I know how much this upsets you but there is already a Ted Heath thread as he is on the 2004 list...
http://www.deathlist...p?showtopic=461

Just so you believe me and that we are not just trying to wind you up - I'll leave this posting here and close the thread - any replies to the other thread please.

As a tip - please do a quick search in the "Search DeathList" Box to see if a thread already exists about a celeb

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Posted 09 August 2004 - 10:32 AM

This Prime Ministerial has been can be regulary seen at the "White Cross" public house and municipal watering hole North Cray Road, between Bexley and Sidcup in London. He regularly sits apart from his bodyguard in the lounge bar and "Roy and Pauline" your hosts and the owners of the establishment regulary make a gift of one of their truly delicious (sic) microwaved and flavoured "food" concoctions which between is consumed with relish between large intakes of a spiritual nature and if the fork can connect with the face. I wonder what ever happened to his yacht "Morning Cloud" and whether he ever managed to teach those nice young "Sea Cadets" not only where the "golden rivet" was but what a firm "master" you need to be at sea!

#6 The Four Horsemen

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Posted 09 August 2004 - 02:13 PM

I wonder if the Donkeys get out much? Apart from stalking Ted Heath, obviously......
It is surely better to be pissed off than pissed on

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Posted 09 August 2004 - 04:52 PM

Obviously not as widely as you do......and your going to wear that frock are you!

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Posted 10 August 2004 - 09:10 AM

I don't know whether to be flattered or scared!
It is surely better to be pissed off than pissed on

#9 Four Donkeys of the Apocolypse

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Posted 10 August 2004 - 12:16 PM

..........you could try bored but don't feel evrything I do.

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Posted 30 December 2004 - 07:03 PM

He has to outlive Thatcher, for no other reason so he can dance on her grave.

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Posted 17 January 2005 - 11:37 AM

I reckon two things will keep him going:

1 - Outliving Thatcher, totally agree with the above post.

2 - The thought of what people will say when he finally dies. He's long been at the top of lists of people that others want to 'out.' In there with Sir Cliff and several other long-term batchelors.



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Posted 06 February 2005 - 06:29 AM

Since Ted Heath suffered a collapsed lung 18 months ago and nearly died hes only made one public appearance as far as i know,when he did an interview at his home with David Frost.Considering that he was far from being a shrinking violet before his illness,Im assuming he cant be too well and it can tbe long before he departs this mortal coil.Or does anyone know better?

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Posted 08 February 2005 - 08:03 PM

i dnt like ted heath - who is he anyway?

#14 Paul Bearer

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Posted 08 February 2005 - 08:20 PM

A Band leader
This is true my form is something odd,
But blaming me is blaming God;
Could I create myself anew
I would not fail in pleasing you.

#15 The Four Horsemen

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Posted 09 February 2005 - 10:26 AM

After Mrs T got into power. surely that should be "Banned Leader"?
It is surely better to be pissed off than pissed on

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Posted 09 February 2005 - 11:56 AM

I wonder what ever happened to his yacht "Morning Cloud" and whether he ever managed to teach those nice young "Sea Cadets" not only where the "golden rivet" was but what a firm "master" you need to be at sea!

Talking of his Sea Cadets, I remember an old joke doing the rounds in the early 70s about Ted Heath falling overboard from Morning Cloud and being found clinging to a bouy.

Boom boom!
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Posted 09 February 2005 - 12:39 PM

I wonder what ever happened to his yacht "Morning Cloud" and whether he ever managed to teach those nice young "Sea Cadets" not only where the "golden rivet" was but what a firm "master" you need to be at sea!

Talking of his Sea Cadets, I remember an old joke doing the rounds in the early 70s about Ted Heath falling overboard from Morning Cloud and being found clinging to a bouy.

Boom boom!
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#18 Anubis the Jackal

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Posted 09 February 2005 - 01:25 PM

That echo's still about then?
Pardon me but I got to run<br />The fact's uncommonly clear<br />I got to find who's now the number one<br />And why my angel eyes ain't here<br /><br />Excuse me while I disappear

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Posted 27 March 2005 - 12:03 AM

Isn't Sir Edward Heath a homosexual?

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Posted 27 March 2005 - 02:32 PM

We might get lucky - if he attends Lord Callaghan's funeral he could get a bad cough, which may lead to infection and death...heres to hoping. You could make it 'former Prime Minister month' or something.





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