honez 79 Posted April 7, 2004 This list is far too northern-hemisphere centric. We've got plenty of old-timers just busting to pop their clogs south of the equator. Take Sir Joh Bjelke-Petersen for example. If he manages to last the year out, then he'd be a dead cert [sic] for next year's list. Any chance we could see a few more antipodean antiques grace the list next year? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BirdieNumNums 12 Posted April 7, 2004 Very very good point, but I don't like his chances of surviving this year out somehow. The poor old fart is knocking on deaths door very closely, according to Mrs Pumpkin Scones & thats why they are so eager to get the billion dollar payout from us taxpayers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Watch Beatle 41 Posted April 7, 2004 I am sure that I speak for many Northern Hemispherers when I say that we do not purposely ignore our cousins in the South, it's just that a lot of your DeathList candidates just don't come to our attention. Showing my ignorance, I had to look up Sir Joh Bjelke-Petersen on the net, but I now feel much more informed about the Fitzgerald inquiry. DWB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Reaper 186 Posted April 7, 2004 Well I have to also admit to being ignorant of Sir Joh - but with Wikipedia saying his family are using phrases that include the word "deathbed" to describe his current state of health he appears to be another potential oversight We're obviously open to more southern-hemisperical suggestions of this quality Honez Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted April 7, 2004 One of Joh's claims to fame (although this is probably an urban legend)... On being elected to parliament as a Country Party representative he was asked by one of the other politicians who he was. "I'm the country member," Sir Joh answered. Quick as a flash, the wag replied, "Yeah, I remember." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Four Horsemen 26 Posted April 8, 2004 This from the ever popular Townsville Mercury: "AILING former Queensland premier Sir Joh Bjelke-Petersen has been doing well over the past few days, his wife said yesterday. Queensland's longest-serving premier suffers from advanced Parkinson's disease, is blind, unable to speak and suffers from post-polio syndrome. The 93-year-old is being fed by a drip and has full-time nursing care. His health took a turn for the worse last week after news he was having trouble swallowing. But yesterday, Lady Flo Bjelke-Petersen said her husband had been eating well. "He's going all right," she said. "He's had good meals today." Sir Joh had spent a busy day, receiving visitors who came to see him at the Bjelke-Petersen family property Bethany, near Kingaroy, in south-east Queensland." Maybe he's hanging around because he might get inclusion on next year's list? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted April 8, 2004 Who? The premier of Queensland? That's not even a country, right? He'd fail the fame test (to the extent this list has one) every time. There's always room for Aussies (and every other nationality) on the list, but at least some of the committee must have heard of 'em. And isn't "Townsville" a bit of a stupid name? It's like redundant, and stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Yeti 14 Posted April 8, 2004 On being elected to parliament as a Country Party representative he was asked by one of the other politicians who he was."I'm the country member," Sir Joh answered. Quick as a flash, the wag replied, "Yeah, I remember." This reminds me of another old joke ... What do you call a WPC (a Policewoman) who shaves ? A Woman Police **** Stubble. PS I have heard of Mr JBP ... but then I did use to live in Oz once upon a time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stayin Alive 26 Posted April 8, 2004 ... but then I did use to live in Oz once upon a time Two ice ages ago Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Yeti 14 Posted April 8, 2004 I had a pet Tasmanian Tiger then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Watch Beatle 41 Posted April 8, 2004 . . . and his best friend was Scarecrow! DWB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BirdieNumNums 12 Posted April 8, 2004 Who? The premier of Queensland? That's not even a country, right? He'd fail the fame test (to the extent this list has one) every time. There's always room for Aussies (and every other nationality) on the list, but at least some of the committee must have heard of 'em. And isn't "Townsville" a bit of a stupid name? It's like redundant, and stuff. Hi COwboy, Sir Joh would definately NOT fail the fame test. He is one of Australia's longest serving Premiers of State & is notorious in his own right ( see Fitzgerald Enquiry & other info ). I definately think he qualifies for next years list.......if he lives long enough. I'm wondering how anyone from the Southern Hemisphere can qualify if all the committee are from the North?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Reaper 186 Posted April 8, 2004 I agree Birdie, Southern Hemisphere representation is bit weak on the committee but we did try to give due consideration to forum suggestions this year. The glory of Don Bradman in 2001 does seem like a while ago - be sure keep us updated on any important news from the intensive care wards across Oz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Stats 9 Posted April 12, 2004 and we do discuss Edmund Hilary every year At the end of day, when all's said and done, we've set out stall out and basically we're a UK based website. Take it or leave it. Will Sir Joh get a page to himself on Ceefax - can't see it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted April 20, 2004 Here's another famous (well sort of) southern hemispherian that's gone north. You northerners need to get your act into gear. Australian film pioneer Tim Burstall died early yesterday after suffering a massive stroke at a Melbourne film showing in honour of his work. Pretty good timing on his part I thought. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Yeti 14 Posted April 20, 2004 Well that 's one way of showing you don't like seeing yourself on screen. But I've still never heard of him. Woody Allan is famous for never having watched any films with himself in - any bets on what would happen if he did ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Yeti 14 Posted April 20, 2004 INMB entry - http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0123364/ He's a director of no film I've ever heard of. And actually, he's a pom ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted April 20, 2004 sounds like he "Burstall" his blood vessels before keeling over. Anyway, the point is moot as I'd be willing to wager no one on the DL committee had ever heard of him. Still looking for some famous Aussies. How about that cricket commentator guy, he's got to be a zillion or so. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted February 15, 2005 Sir Joh was admitted to hospital today, unconscious and with breathing difficulties. He has since regained conciousness and is being treated for pneumonia. tick... tick... tock Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted February 15, 2005 Sir Joh was admitted to hospital today, unconscious and with breathing difficulties.He has since regained conciousness and is being treated for pneumonia. tick... tick... tock Your enthusiasm, I take it, being in no way related to the fact that he's your joker pick in the DDP? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted February 15, 2005 Sir Joh was admitted to hospital today, unconscious and with breathing difficulties.He has since regained conciousness and is being treated for pneumonia. tick... tick... tock Your enthusiasm, I take it, being in no way related to the fact that he's your joker pick in the DDP? and the fact that I'm yet to get out of the blocks. A Sir Joh Joker would do nicely, and be a fitting tribute to a lifetime giving his all to serve others. A true public servant. Good on you. Now, on yer way... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,130 Posted February 15, 2005 You jammy sod, I still haven't had any hits Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted February 15, 2005 You jammy sod, I still haven't had any hits Hold your horses HCW, he's not dead yet. It's not over until Mary Travers sings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,130 Posted February 15, 2005 Hold your horses HCW, he's not dead yet. It's not over until Mary Travers sings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Reaper 186 Posted February 16, 2005 Bad news for Honez... Sir Joh Bjelke-Petersen bounces back 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
