Josco 49 Posted June 16, 2005 Can you pass a British citizenship test? I got 12 out of 15 which gets me a 'seat in Parliament', I believe that's some sort of euphemism. Still, it's nice to be allowed to stay. I got next to bugger all. I'll get my coat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VileBody 11 Posted June 16, 2005 Me too. Going to become French. No, hang on - I mean, kill myself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,100 Posted June 16, 2005 Bloody hell.... I'm a councillor. Managed 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted June 16, 2005 Bloody hell.... I'm a councillor. Managed 9 I got in that same council, and I'm not even British. 8/15 The horror... regarrd, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted June 16, 2005 I got in that same council, and I'm not even British. 8/15 The horror... regarrd, Hein "We accept her--one of us--gooble, gobble--we accept her--one of us--gobble, gobble... " Freaks 1932 Tod Browning Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slave to the Grave 26 Posted June 16, 2005 Bloody hell.... I'm a councillor. Managed 9 9/15. I'm a Councillor too. I wonder what they call a group of Councillors, a 'blather' perhaps? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted June 16, 2005 "We accept her--one of us--gooble, gobble--we accept her--oneof us--gobble, gobble... " Freaks 1932 Tod Browning Aaarggghhhhhh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Watch Beatle 41 Posted June 16, 2005 I got 8 - a seat on the council. Does that mean I can claim my expenses? DWB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted June 16, 2005 I wonder what they call a group of Councillors, a 'blather' perhaps? A lie of councillors, maybe? regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted June 16, 2005 Bloody hell.... I'm a councillor. Managed 9 I got in that same council, and I'm not even British. 8/15 The horror... regarrd, Hein Could be scottish though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted June 16, 2005 regarrd,Hein Could be scottish though. Well, I can roll my r's. There's a few more similarities between the Dutch and Scottish languages. There's also a theory that the Scots are Dutch who swam across the North Sea. Gotta run; I just got a phonecall that I can pick up my new asbestos underwear. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted June 16, 2005 There's also a theory that the Scots are Dutch who swam across the North Sea. Gotta run; I just got a phonecall that I can pick up my new asbestos underwear. regards, Hein Can't be a Scot then. As every cheap music-hall comedian knew, with the Scots there's nothing worn under the kilt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted June 16, 2005 more tumbleweeds...a dog howls in the distance Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 139 Posted June 17, 2005 With 10/15 this makes me a Scottish councillor, free whisky and deep fried mars bars all round. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted June 17, 2005 There's also a theory that the Scots are Dutch who swam across the North Sea. Gotta run; I just got a phonecall that I can pick up my new asbestos underwear. Can't be a Scot then. As every cheap music-hall comedian knew, with the Scots there's nothing worn under the kilt. Indeed I'm not a Scot. I hate bagpipes and I'm clueless about warp engines. I do like a wee dram, though. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Teddy 21 Posted June 18, 2005 Stay away from the Crazy Rabbit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Oates 21 Posted June 19, 2005 (re)write a 'poem'... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted June 19, 2005 That f***ing frog is driving me mad .... wish someone would kill it - Janeo I figure trying to kill a frog could keep you occupied? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,100 Posted June 19, 2005 With 10/15 this makes me a Scottish councillor Dae ye no mean a scottish Coonsilur? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 139 Posted June 19, 2005 With 10/15 this makes me a Scottish councillor Dae ye no mean a scottish Coonsilur? Or Sco'ish Coonsilur, we Glaswegians love our glottal stops. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IYG Posted June 21, 2005 I'm bored. Anyway, so far I have seen 380 movies in the year of 2005. I think my passion for cinema has long crossed over into obsession. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted June 21, 2005 I'm bored. Anyway, so far I have seen 380 movies in the year of 2005. I think my passion for cinema has long crossed over into obsession. So. let's see........... that's 2.2093023255813953488372093023256 films per day since January 1st If each film is, say 90mins long then: 570 hours in total 71.25 days (@ 8hrs per day) @ 8hrs per day, with a 5 day working week, I reckon you have worked at this for 14.25 weeks. Which was the best? Which was the worst? Can you recall tham all, or do you take notes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted June 21, 2005 That f***ing frog is driving me mad .... wish someone would kill it - Janeo I figure trying to kill a frog could keep you occupied? True ... but not for long. Maybe I could use up a bit more time by cooking it afterwards. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 125 Posted June 21, 2005 I'm bored. Anyway, so far I have seen 380 movies in the year of 2005. I think my passion for cinema has long crossed over into obsession. Have you seen this one yet, Inar? Sounds promising. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
