VileBody 11 Posted September 23, 2005 Has anyone else heard this rumour that the Queen had an affair with Lord St John of Fawsley (formerly Norman St John Stevas) in the 1970's? Makes your flesh creep.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted September 23, 2005 Has anyone else heard this rumour that the Queen had an affair with Lord St John of Fawsley (formerly Norman St John Stevas) in the 1970's? Makes your flesh creep.... Not until now, but Norman St John Stevas has been stuck up the royal family's collective doo-dah since long before then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted September 23, 2005 I haven't heard this rumour before but I did hear that Prince Philip is not Prince Andrew's father. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted September 23, 2005 I heard that Prince Andrew was Golf Alpha Yankee these days Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VileBody 11 Posted September 23, 2005 I haven't heard this rumour before but I did hear that Prince Philip is not Prince Andrew's father. Really? Don't think it can be Stevas then since I think Andrew was born in the 50's. Maybe it was Peter Sellers doing some 3-way with Margaret? Of course the idea of Phillip grappling with anyone is pretty appalling in itself. BTW have you ever noticed that the Queen has vast boobies. Well, used to anyway. Guess they're a bit saggy now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted September 23, 2005 You bunch of sickos! How dare you even suggest that the Queen would dO SUch a thing. It is lies....ALL LIES!!! Thats my royal rant out the way. I did hear about this but didn't really pay it much attention. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Teddy 21 Posted September 23, 2005 Maybe we should ask the experts... anyone not banned from the Royal Forums? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted September 23, 2005 I heard that Prince Andrew was Golf Alpha Yankee these days He was found in bed with Tony Slattery Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted September 23, 2005 Maybe we should ask the experts... anyone not banned from the Royal Forums? They never replied to my request to join. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted September 23, 2005 BTW have you ever noticed that the Queen has vast boobies. Well, used to anyway. Guess they're a bit saggy now. It's hard to tell - she's supported by Rigby & Peller Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VileBody 11 Posted September 23, 2005 Oh Christ don't start all that again.... And, Windsor, this may come as a shock, but it has actually been known for members of the Royal Family (including the non-trashy ones) to enjoy a bit of extra-marital rumpy-pumpy over the years. Frankly, given the appalling people they often have to marry, you can hardly blame them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted September 23, 2005 Frankly, given the appalling people they often have to marry, you can hardly blame them. That doesn't apply in Charles's case. What normal person would prefer Camilla to Diana? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VileBody 11 Posted September 23, 2005 I heard that Prince Andrew was Golf Alpha Yankee these days He was found in bed with Tony Slattery I thought Fergie caught him with some naval officer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VileBody 11 Posted September 23, 2005 Frankly, given the appalling people they often have to marry, you can hardly blame them. That doesn't apply in Charles's case. What normal person would prefer Camilla to Diana? I bet Camilla in her prime was more fun in the sack than that mad anorexic tart. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted September 23, 2005 Frankly, given the appalling people they often have to marry, you can hardly blame them. That doesn't apply in Charles's case. What normal person would prefer Camilla to Diana? I bet Camilla in her prime was more fun in the sack than that mad anorexic tart. Hmmm you have a point there. And I must apologise for suggesting that Charles is a normal person Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VileBody 11 Posted September 23, 2005 Anyway, apparently the Fawsley business was alluded to in notes for Charles Moore's new biography of Maggie Thatcher. She found out from an MI5 briefing before she became PM in 1979 and was so horrified that she wouldn't give him a more senior job than Arts minister after the election. Seems she's so doolali now that she let it slip to Moore and one of his researchers saw the notes. The researcher told a newspaper, but they won't publish without the notes to back it up. Hysterical.... Why am I banging on about this? Because I think it would carry off his lordship (he's 76) and possibly even tip HM over the edge if it comes out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted September 23, 2005 Why am I banging on about this? Because I think it would carry off his lordship (he's 76) and possibly even tip HM over the edge if it comes out. Poppycock Sir, you're just indulging in gossip and tittle-tattle. Furthermore, you have also put me right off my tea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted September 23, 2005 Why am I banging on about this? Because I think it would carry off his lordship (he's 76) and possibly even tip HM over the edge if it comes out. It's come out now..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VileBody 11 Posted September 23, 2005 Why am I banging on about this? Because I think it would carry off his lordship (he's 76) and possibly even tip HM over the edge if it comes out. Poppycock Sir, you're just indulging in gossip and tittle-tattle. Furthermore, you have also put me right off my tea. I do hope that's "tea", as in a drink taken in mid-afternoon with sandwiches by the wel-bred and not "tea", as in dinner eaten by the lower orders in the early evening? Poppycock it may be, but I'm very happy with the source... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted September 23, 2005 So yer gonna share that source with us? Thought not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted September 23, 2005 I do hope that's "tea", as in a drink taken in mid-afternoon with sandwiches by the wel-bred and not "tea", as in dinner eaten by the lower orders in the early evening? Absolutely. Meat tea weekends and high days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted September 23, 2005 Pardon my ignorance, what is a post-twunt? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted September 23, 2005 Pardon my ignorance, what is a post-twunt? I'm not sure, but my guess is a twunt who posts a lot. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Oates 21 Posted September 23, 2005 Maybe we should ask the experts... anyone not banned from the Royal Forums? The first reply to my enquiry (on a Royal Forum which hasn't banned me yet!) is merely a suggestion that Lord F is not a "ladies" man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Larry Pestilence III 6 Posted September 23, 2005 Norman St John Stevas has been stuck up the royal family's collective doo-dah since long before then. You're not kidding. When he was Master of Emmanuel College at Cambridge in the early 90s, all students were invited round for tea. His look-at-my-collection of royal family Xmas cards was vomit-worthy even without being neatly arranged around a picture of some poor African famine victim (whom no doubt he once met on some useless visit). Oh and forget Andrew. Golf Alpha Yankee sums up NSJS perfectly. As does creep, hypocrite and sycophant. And I have met him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
